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[Tavik Toth]

Let them have thier own leader.
Try to turn into a MT.again.

[Tiruin]

((Bluh. These updates.))

Respawn. Same creature. AGAIN.

Retain previous powers of the fallen in my name.

((Explain that -1?))

[tomio175]

Use bagels to gain tons of money, buy THOUSANDS of big mechs.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Explain that -1?))

I,d have to check, but probably from the rule where the second (unrelated) action in a turn gets -1.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sorry about the double-post.

But of course. Respawn as a world serpent disciple from Miskos minions.

Eggs
Buld Monument/Hive to world Serpent.

The queen bee [6] lays so many eggs (512, to be exact) that she and several nearby workers are crushed. Terrified, [1-1] the remaining workers destroy the hive to try and appease something. [4] A python (Spinal) appears.

Pay for room. Heal arm on my way to my room.

[6] You pay, then the bartender gets suspicious and realizes that you basically just stole from the cash register to pay for your room. You're tossed in prison. Well, the bar's prison, not a prison prison.
(That would have worked if you got a 3-5, and a 2 would have just made him kick you out. Not sure what a 1 would be...)

>MEDITATE

[2] Noise, noise, noise!

Repeat previous command.

[6v2] The Jägermonstern are caught unaware, and you kill 44 of them before you inevitable demise and sucked-into-the-sword dealie. Respawn?

I grab the nearest person and use them as a club to bash the second nearest person

[1] You grab Vorthon. The Jägers are not amused. Respawn?

Recruit some more, before leading my army to glory.

[1] A rousink schpeech drives seventy-tree uf hyu Jägers to rebel.

Let them have thier own leader.
Try to turn into a MT.again.

They elect Durrel Babbs, who rules over himself, you, two big zombies, and 21 containers. [3] You turn into Mr. T. I pity da foo' who doesn't explain what an MT is before he succeeds.

((Bluh. These updates.))

Respawn. Same creature. AGAIN.

Retain previous powers of the fallen in my name.

((Explain that -1?))

[2] You can choose to be a normal fox or to not respawn.

Use bagels to gain tons of money, buy THOUSANDS of big mechs.

[1] You forget to patent the recipe. A rival bagelmaker steals the formula and gets the patent. More despair. [5] You cope.

GM Turn:
De Jäger Loyalists und Jägerebels [6v5+1] kill about helf uf each side.
The mech [5] stomps on a bunch of people, including Yoink, Vorthon, and a couple dozen Jägers. [4,2+1] No one survives. Respawn?
The hive recruits [3] a dozen aphids.

[Vorthon]

Auugh. Respawn as some kind of Khajiit Jägermonster.

Already deadly claws + the hand-warping that comes with becoming a jägermonster = SUPAH DEADLY CLAWS

[misko27]

Silly workers.

Hive monument time. But in the previously scouted out laboratory. Too many people here.
Go a-hunting.

[Furtuka]

I become M.O.D.H.  --->  Machine meant Only for Destroying Hats

[Vorthon]

...You... ...Bastard...

[Yoink]

WAS ALREADY DEAD YOU SILLY DUCK

>STAND BACK UP AS ZZZOMBIE, EAT BRAINS OF NEARBY NOISY PERSON TO HEAL SELF

>THEN MEDITATE

[Cassandra]

Post Bail with hidden stash of gold. GET A FREAKING ROOM WITH THE LEFTOVER GOLD!

[misko27]

Post Bail. GET A FREAKING ROOM WITH THE LEFTOVER GOLD!

Why do you want a room so very badly? It's clearly not going very well. Must be important.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Post Bail. GET A FREAKING ROOM WITH THE LEFTOVER GOLD!

With what?

[Spinal_Taper]

Absorb the worship of Miskos people to acend to former glory.

[GreatWyrmGold]

What people? IIRC, misko IS the hive.