>Fall back on prepared positions, locking down the hive for siege and UNLEASH FIRE, hoping to break the siege. Watch hopefully as Spinal Steps on the enemy. Aid if possible.
>Eggs. If she gets hungry feed her workers, but keep the damn eggs safe.
[3] A small wall is created from various bits. [4-1] The queen lays 27 eggs.
FUCK UP THE MECH!
Have I mentioned lately that I take swears literally?
[3] You attempt to f&*k the mech, but it isn't interested.
Attack the Jägermonstern!
You're outnumbered 185 to one, [2] which leads to you losing several important limbs. You feel yourself getting sucked into the sword. Respawn?
I. Am. The. World. Serpent. Dweller upon Yggrasil, He who can devour which is divine. Speaking of which, go get a bite to eat, squish Miskos foes then continue trying to become unsubject to the universes laws. Mostly by contemplating how to go about doing so.
[2] No food available, [3-1] you miss, and two actions per turn.
Respawn as a nuclear explosion
Are you TRYING to derm things up?
[3] You respawn as a plutonium fuel rod attached to a hand grenade. Boom. Respawn?
Find gold. Preferably, without being noticed.
[3] You find a golden BB. Weird.
>BE ZZOMBIE.
AGAIN.
[5] Despite being undead, you remember enlightenment.
((Foxfire - floating gaseous orbs of ever-burning luminescence that survives as long as the Kitsune survives. It can be called upon through sheer will and dispersed as such.))
Shift to Spirit Form and then weave an alter-dimension pathway which doesn't currently do anything.
[3] You are ghostier. [1-1] Your pathway does SOMETHING, actually. A portal opens up in the middle of the main room, about 15 feet up. You get sucked in. Respawn?
Respawn. Eat bagel. Take over mech if it is still alive. Otherwise, create ANOTHER mech. Become famous one-man-band again.
[6] The bagel is so delicious, you can't help but waste the rest of your turn weeping in sorrow.
Try to turn into an armoured core again.
Expand nation of tanks with panzer 4s and more buildings.
[3] Your core gets a bit of armor. [1-1] You try to build, but forget that your "arm" is a turret. The civilian casualties make your remaining constituents ponder the wisdom of reelecting you. Or not overthrowing you.
GM Turn:
The mech [4] squashes Vorthon. Respawn?
De Jägermonstern [2] don' noticeably herm de mech due to mournink der leader. Den a fight breaks out.
The siege begins! [5+2v5+1] Despite misko's fortifications, the Hive manages to kill every worker, warrior, and queen. But at what cost? Oh, before I forget: Respawn?
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