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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2012, 02:18:13 pm »

Yup. Why do you think we're posting the same actions?
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2012, 02:21:09 pm »

Wtf the lich made the necromancer who made the lich? That is like what "came first? Hen or egg?"
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2012, 02:26:38 pm »

Egg came first.
I suspect zombie killer screwed up there. It made that statement odd. In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz: Ha, ha!  :P
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2012, 03:52:33 pm »

reconsider,  hire people to defend me from the others
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2012, 09:45:53 pm »

"Listen, you motherfucking little bitch. Either you tell me what the hell happened, and where the hell Dirg is, or I will shove this foot so far up your ass you'll barf toenails for a week."
Interrogate. If interrogation fails, make due upon threat.
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2012, 09:46:42 pm »

"Listen, you motherfucking little bitch. Either you tell me what the hell happened, and where the hell Dirg is, or I will shove this foot so far up your ass you'll barf toenails for a week."
Interrogate. If interrogation fails, make due upon threat.

Impede action if interrogation fails.
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2012, 10:37:57 pm »

Egg came first.
I suspect zombie killer screwed up there. It made that statement odd. In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz: Ha, ha!  :P
"Listen, you motherfucking little bitch. Either you tell me what the hell happened, and where the hell Dirg is, or I will shove this foot so far up your ass you'll barf toenails for a week."
Interrogate. If interrogation fails, make due upon threat.
Aid action.
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2012, 02:57:22 pm »

Egg came first.
I suspect zombie killer screwed up there. It made that statement odd. In the immortal words of Nelson Muntz: Ha, ha!  :P
"Listen, you motherfucking little bitch. Either you tell me what the hell happened, and where the hell Dirg is, or I will shove this foot so far up your ass you'll barf toenails for a week."
Interrogate. If interrogation fails, make due upon threat.
Aid action.
(1) you aid him by making him look tough by making him look bloody. With your blood.
"Listen, you motherfucking little bitch. Either you tell me what the hell happened, and where the hell Dirg is, or I will shove this foot so far up your ass you'll barf toenails for a week."
Interrogate. If interrogation fails, make due upon threat.

Impede action if interrogation fails.
"Listen, you motherfucking little bitch. Either you tell me what the hell happened, and where the hell Dirg is, or I will shove this foot so far up your ass you'll barf toenails for a week."
Interrogate. If interrogation fails, make due upon threat.

Impede action if interrogation fails. (4)v(5) you do not impede the necromancer, other than to make faces at him


"Listen, you motherfucking little bitch. Either you tell me what the hell happened, and where the hell Dirg is, or I will shove this foot so far up your ass you'll barf toenails for a week."
Interrogate. If interrogation fails, make due upon threat.
(1) the necromancer insults your mother and you try to kick him but you just fall over unbalanced.
reconsider,  hire people to defend me from the others
(5) you have a brute squad of space marines deefending you for a dollar a day.
*AHEM* AQUIRE HATS.
(5) you have all hats imanigable
Headbutt Phlum
(6)v(5) you headbutt him hard enough to knock you out, but phlum stays concious
.....PINAPPLE

NO, THROW TOMATO!
(5) you knock the necromancer over and off the 40 footwall and he hits his head.
Offer the necromancer some good wine and ask for a promotion.
(3) the lichen takes the wine and you get a very slight pay raise



Bad guys:
Necromancer gets up and summons zombies
Lich Sucks the life-force out of phlum, making him into a vampire, the kind with a soul and that likes girls whose names start with B






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I'd settle for capitalization. although all lower case seems to be zk's thing.
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2012, 03:08:21 pm »

WEAR ALL HATS. AT ONCE. THEN FACE-STAB EVERYONE.
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2012, 03:12:33 pm »

Burn Phlum as soon as I wake up.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 04:20:47 pm by Urist McBeanie »
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2012, 03:39:56 pm »

allow space marines to loot McBeanie and use him as a punching bag
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2012, 04:00:06 pm »

Please bold your actions, or I probably will skip them
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2012, 05:56:31 pm »

They did.

SABOTAGE DICE.
NO'WAY THIS COULD GO WRONG.
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2012, 05:57:11 pm »

I forgot to initially.
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Re: minimilast rtd: kill enemy
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2012, 08:15:29 pm »

Drain magic from that which is beyond the eternal void, gaining strength enough to kill stuff and stuff.
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