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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563016 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3060 on: February 15, 2013, 04:33:23 am »

Affix my halves together with the dagger and get back in the fight!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3061 on: February 15, 2013, 06:01:21 am »

Luke:>Awaken. Or failing that meet a true god figure in your dreams, or a demon whatever works.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3062 on: February 15, 2013, 07:30:27 am »

Acquire leg. Chew off hands.

((This isn't weird. Not at all. Just slowly Frankenstein-ing my way to a human body mid-battle.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3063 on: February 15, 2013, 08:54:07 am »

Pray to the gods to kill the giant octopus
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3064 on: February 15, 2013, 10:08:51 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, not one to submit to a filthy flying cephalopod on any day of the week, tries to pin her halves together with a dagger!

[Pinning roll: 2]

She pulls the dagger from her heart and tries to stick it in her wound in a binding way, but the shape of the dagger is a bit too straight for it to be of much use this way. She remains split as she was, unfortunately.

Meanwhile, Mark prostrates himself before the divines and requests aid in this horrid predicament!

[Prayer roll: 5]

After a quick prayer to Rysinia, Mark stands up with newfound confidence. The octopus notices this, and does not like this one little bit! It goes for one more swoop! As it descends, Mark isn't worried. He isn't worried at all. He knows what is to be done. He takes a stand and readies his halberd.

[Octopus vs. Mark: 2+2 vs. 5+2+2]

As the octopus draws ever closer, Mark makes no effort to move until the last second, at which point he stabs his halberd forward with great force!

[Mark vs. Octopus: 6+1+2 vs. 3+1]

The stab is simple, but effective, penetrating between the eyes of the octopus and going out the other side, essentially slicing through the majority of its internal organs in one fell swoop. The octopus twitches and twists on the blade of the halberd for a short while, then goes perfectly still. Mark shakes the blade a bit, but it seems to have made its last twitch. He lets the great slimy mass of tentacles and hooks slip to the ground, where it remains.

Looks pretty dead to him. Thanks, Rysinia. You're all right.


Inside a large glass prison...

Luke tries to wake up! He is extremely successful due to reasons of not having fallen asleep in the first place. How nice.

It is still, to put it mildly, darker than the chamberpot of the Demon of Drowning in here.


In the woods...

Tom, despite lacking a pelvis, goes ahead and tries to attach his newest acquisition anyway.

[Attachment roll: 1]

He realizes that he really has nowhere reasonable to put it on. Time to start removing things!

[Strength roll: 5]

He pulls one of his arms straight off! Now, let's take this from the top.

[Attachment roll: 3]

He now has a leg awkwardly stuck on his collarbone. Eh, good enough. Time for more chewing!

[TTS agility roll: 4-1]

[Tom vs. TTS: 5 vs. 5-2]

He latches on tight onto the stranger's hand and starts to chew!

"DAMMIT, WOULD YOU STOP THAT ALREADY? AUUGH!"

[TTS vs. Tom: 1+1-1 vs. 1+1]

Tom just keeps on chewing like he just don't care as the stranger's hand weakly slaps against the leg hanging on his collarbone. Now that's quite a knee-slapper, eh?

[Tom chewing roll: 5]

Before long, he has chewed through the hand entirely and removed it relatively neatly. Now for the other hand.

[Tom vs. TTS: 4 vs. 6-1-1]

The stranger is unusually stubborn, however, rolling on top of his only hand to keep it safe from Tom's unusually vicious teeth!

"No! You are not having that one!"

[TTS vs. Tom: 2+1-1 vs. 1+1]

Tom lets him get a little bit of privacy. It is his last limb, after all.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3065 on: February 15, 2013, 10:18:14 am »

"Goddamn living people. Can't distinguish the Pits of Drowning from a candy shop."((Oh wait. The chamberpot of the Demon of Drowning. Why does the Demon of Darkness have a Pit of Drowning if there is a Demon of Drowning? Is the Demon of Drowning outsourcing his maintenance?))
« Last Edit: February 15, 2013, 10:31:48 am by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #3066 on: February 15, 2013, 10:19:54 am »

((O_O))
((Mark: the only guy to actually get any help from the gods.))

Let Mark do his thing and improve me! Hint: I think the bottom half being replaced by an octopus body would be very useful...

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3067 on: February 15, 2013, 10:28:16 am »

"Goddamn living people. Can't distinguish the Pits of Drowning from a candy shop."
((Oh wait. The chamberpot of the Demon of Drowning. Why does the Demon of Darkness have a Pit of Drowning if there is a Demon of Drowning? Is the Demon of Drowning outsourcing his maintenance?))

The Demon of Drowning lives in a realm of eternal darkness. This does not make it a demon of darkness automatically, you see. Mike is currently in service of the Demon of Drowning, who also happens to enjoy a bit of dark itself, not just in the context of drowning, either. It is a complex creature that theoretically has a personality as well, and I bet it would resent you for mistaking it for the Demon of Darkness in any case.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3068 on: February 15, 2013, 10:32:02 am »

"Goddamn living people. Can't distinguish the Pits of Drowning from a candy shop."
((Oh wait. The chamberpot of the Demon of Drowning. Why does the Demon of Darkness have a Pit of Drowning if there is a Demon of Drowning? Is the Demon of Drowning outsourcing his maintenance?))

The Demon of Drowning lives in a realm of eternal darkness. This does not make it a demon of darkness automatically, you see. Mike is currently in service of the Demon of Drowning, who also happens to enjoy a bit of dark itself, not just in the context of drowning, either. It is a complex creature that theoretically has a personality as well, and I bet it would resent you for mistaking it for the Demon of Darkness in any case.
((Post editted. Not that you have to include it in your turns or anything.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3069 on: February 15, 2013, 01:12:07 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, noticing that Mark seems to have taken care of the octopus problem, beckons him to help her out with her body separation problem!

[Mark medicine roll: 1]

Mark walks up to Yorinnsud and takes a careful look. He then uses his halberd to make an incision perfectly symmetrical to the extreme gash Yorinnsud already has along her torso. The result is a great big bloody X across her body that makes Yorinnsud totally unable to get up without falling apart entirely. She is about to question the artistic vision of the genius that is Mark, but he starts examining and playing with the halberd's blade, so she elects to hold back her complaints right now.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3070 on: February 15, 2013, 01:45:17 pm »

Dammit! Do some bloody mad sciencing, Mark!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3071 on: February 15, 2013, 02:27:50 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud kindly suggests to Mark that he could... uh... maybe repair some of the damage? And not cause more? Because that would be kind of nice and enjoyable, and it would be a good experience for both of them, and at the end of the day, is that not what truly matters?

[Mark medicine roll: 5]

Mark looks questioningly at Yorinnsud. He's never looked at it quite like that, you see. But it is a good point, all in all. He will help Yorinnsud, if only to explore the concept of having a good time in more detail. He takes the octopus' corpse and examines it in greater detail. Hm, it seems to be a bit too fleshy and soft to make for good body part material. However, that is not to be construed as a discounting of the noble cephalopod's abilities altogether. In fact, with his halberd and some thread he may be able to make something here.

He steps over to Yorinnsud and takes careful measurements of her body, then walks back to the octopus and does the same. He nods knowingly, then drags the carcass over to Yorinnsud and gets to slicing and dicing. Then comes the sewing and attaching. At the end of it, Yorinnsud doesn't have to worry about her body being split open or the wardrobe malfunction this would inevitably cause.

For you see, Mark has made her an Integrated Octopus Dress! Though the fashion implications of grafting a dress made of octopus flesh to your body are most dire, it seems that all of the deadly hooked, webbed tentacles that make up the skirt of it still work perfectly! Heck, she might even be able to float with this thing, provided the conditions are right.

Mark evaluates the cut and workmanship of the integrated dress, then gives it two thumbs up!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3072 on: February 15, 2013, 02:32:47 pm »

((What. The. Fuck.))

Ah well, lets go murdering. Also, experiment with dress.

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« Reply #3073 on: February 15, 2013, 02:35:56 pm »

((True !!medicine!!))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #3074 on: February 15, 2013, 03:09:27 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud, with Mark tagging along close by, tries to test the dress' true capabilities!

[Floating roll: 2]

She twirls and spins, but it appears that she is a bit too heavy to be just lifted off the ground like the octopus. She would need a bit of a favorable wind to actually manage to ascend upwards, she thinks. However, it would probably work rather well as an impromptu parachute or glider.

Though those are questions to be resolved at a later time. Now, it is time to continue her murderquest.

[Search roll: 4]

Well, there seem to be a very dark brown, leathery and naked individual walking down a certain street. That's quite unusual. It's difficult to say how easy or difficult that one would be to murder, but it is nonetheless a fact that this individual is undeniably there. There is something very odd about him, however.
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