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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 563015 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3045 on: February 13, 2013, 06:59:59 pm »

Find the foot I chewed off, assume control. Resume biting of feet.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3046 on: February 13, 2013, 11:01:43 pm »

We're off to find living things to graft to me!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3047 on: February 13, 2013, 11:15:31 pm »

Its an adventure except with more rending and body horror 
reinforce myself with bones from the pile then follow gamerlord
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3048 on: February 14, 2013, 06:56:28 am »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Luke, feeling rather lazy right now, yells out for mages the town over!

[Response roll: 1]

A man walks out of a house nearby and gives Luke an odd look.

"Well? Are you gonna do it?"

The man nods.

[Man magic roll: 4]

Luke feels himself shrink! He shrinks and shrinks until he is nearly the size of a fly! While he is still a metal shark, and a limbless one at that, his teeth are rather microscopic now and not terribly impressive at all.

He now sees the cobbled road in an entirely new light, as it seems more like a series of stone islands than a single surface. Islands with deep crevices separating them that one could easily fall into. And not get out. Hm.

He then hears a sound like rolling thunder come from above!


In the woods...

Tom attempts to find the foot he chewed off, and he finds it easily! He then tries to assume control of it.

[Control assumption roll: 4]

Well, he now has a single unusually fleshy foot stuck to the bottom of his spine. How incredible. Time to utilize this foot for good!

[TTS agility roll: 2+1-1]

The stranger has moved absolutely nowhere, fortunately enough.

[Tom vs. TTS: 2 vs. 4-1-1]

He is, however, kicking a bit too fiercely to allow Tom to bite at him. Most unfortunate. Tom thinks about what to do next, tapping his foot impatiently.


In a Velusian basement...

As Yorinnsud heads out to find more victims, Mark tries a bit of self-improvement. After all, it's only fair after what he's been doing so far.

[Attachment roll: 3]

He places a skull on each of his shoulders! This will surely confuse any attackers, despite the skulls being totally immobile at this juncture. Oh well. Moving on!

Mark runs after his partner in crime and aids her in the search for eminently murderable fools.

[Search roll: 2]

After an hour-long search, they can say with some certainty that there are exactly zero living things inside the temple. It does, however, seem like there may have been someone here recently, judging by the disturbed dust.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3049 on: February 14, 2013, 07:10:56 am »

((Oh for the love of...))

Search outside.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3050 on: February 14, 2013, 07:26:47 am »

In a Velusian temple...

Yorinnsud decides to investigate this dark, mysterious place known as the Outside! Mark follows her with some reservations.

[Search roll: 6]

Is that a flying octopus?

It is a flying octopus!

It's a flying giant octopus.

Imagine that, a flying giant octopus. It has spiky tentacles and webbed tentacles and evil eyes and all sorts of other really wild things! It also looks like it may be taking an interest in Yorinnsud and Mark as well, as it starts to circle their position!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3051 on: February 14, 2013, 07:46:12 am »

((O_O))

ATTACK!

(Can you update my description in the OP? Kinda hard to keep track of what I am.)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3052 on: February 14, 2013, 08:23:34 am »

Give some daggers to my partner in crime then help murder the octopus
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3053 on: February 14, 2013, 02:53:58 pm »

If I was a cynic, I would say the universe hates me.
Try to bounce up his body and into his ear!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3054 on: February 14, 2013, 06:58:48 pm »

In the streets of Emlocke...

Yorinnsud sees two things in the flying giant octopus - opportunity to sate her bloodlust and a fantastic possible limb donor! She and Mark proceed to try and attack the thing with whatever weaponry they have!

However, most of their weaponry is quite melee-focused. Except for the daggers, that is. They throw the daggers!

[Yorinnsud vs. Octopus: 3+1 vs. 2+1+1]
[Mark vs. Octopus: 1+1 vs. 5+2]

They both do not quite manage to hit the high-flying mollusc, but Mark is especially disappointed to see his dagger get slapped away by the octopus' tentacle onto a nearby roof!

He doesn't get to enjoy the feeling for too long, as the octopus immediately swoops down at him!

[Counterattack: Octopus vs. Mark: 5+1 vs. 5+1]

Fortunately, he manages to leap out of the way before he is subjected to horrible hook-based horror! However, the octopus is far from done yet, as it tries a much lower swoop immediately afterward!

[Octopus vs. Mark: 4+1 vs. 4+1]

Mark, despite being a little off-balance, jumps out of the way rather deftly once again. No octopus, flying or not, can hope to match the sheer technical proficiency that made the MeatWagon clan famous during the great Dances of the West!

Right, so now there's him, Yorinnsud and the octopus. There's only one dagger to share between himself and his companion. What to do, what to do...


On a much smaller level altogether...

Luke, being the size of a fly, tries proper fly tactics and tries to reach the now-huge man and crawl up his robe!

The main problem with this idea is that he still has no limbs to speak of. The second problem is that the spring only lets him bounce directly away from a surface, and shifting his weight is unlikely to help him during a vertical ascent. Hm.

Suddenly, there seems to be an odd shadow around him. Two large, pinkish, menacing-looking things seem to be approaching him.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3055 on: February 14, 2013, 07:13:27 pm »

'I might question how that just worked, but I'm too busy being overjoyed at the sight of myself.'

Chew off the other foot.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3056 on: February 14, 2013, 08:12:33 pm »

give the dagger to Gamerlord draw the halberd and next time the octo swoops leap on it using the halberd to stay on it
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3057 on: February 15, 2013, 12:33:01 am »

I know how this works!

Go for the eye!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #3058 on: February 15, 2013, 03:50:49 am »

Fuck
Bounce to the side, wait for the feel to come down, jump on to the nearest piece of his clothes, climb up with my teeth.
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« Reply #3059 on: February 15, 2013, 04:29:44 am »

In the woods...

Tom, not discouraged by the sight of a single-footed drunkard thrashing like a lunatic, hops toward the fellow once again!

[TTS agility roll: 4]

Unfortunately for him, it appears that the stranger has mustered enough coordination to get up already! Then again, maybe he'll get to see him fall to the ground again.

[Tom vs. TTS: 6 vs. 1-1]

Tom, not really satisfied at getting just a foot, goes the extra mile and starts rapidly chewing at the guy's thigh! It only takes about twenty seconds until the screaming stranger is made footless and one-legged, dropping to the ground with a loud thud!

"And now I'll have to find new legs! Damn you, skeletal-whatsit!"


In mortal combat with a flying giant octopus...

Yorinnsud takes the dagger offered by her buddy Mark and takes careful aim!

[Yorinnsud vs. Octopus: 4+1 vs. 4+2]

She narrowly misses the octopus! It now seems to have turned its attention to her!

[Octopus vs. Yorinnsud: 6+2 vs. 1+1]

It comes down to the ground lightning-fast, a hooked tentacle flashing past before Yorinnsud can react! She can only observe the results, which are that she is nearly cut diagonally in half from shoulder to hip, her top half lurching backwards as Yorinnsud loses her balance and falls over!

[Mark vs. Octopus: 2+1 vs. 5+1]

Mark is about to leap on the octopus, but the horrid creature twists around and swipes with its tentacle!

[Counterattack: Octopus vs. Mark: 1+1 vs. 3+2]

However, Mark has anticipated this! He leaps upwards and tries to stab straight down at the octopus like some kind of professional mollusc hunter!

[Octopus dodge roll: 6]

Instead of dodging, however, it flies straight up at Mark, slapping the halberd's blade out of the way and charging right into him!

[Mark hanging on roll: 3]

Mark is flung upwards, though he manages to get a tenuous grip on one of the octopus' tentacle hooks! The octopus spins at a great speed, trying to shake him off!

[Mark strength roll: 2]

Mark just flies away, landing on the ground with a crashing sound! Though it seems to have hurt quite a bit, Mark is mostly unharmed. The same can't be said for Yorinnsud, who seems to be having trouble getting up without accidentally losing her top half in the process.


On a cobblestone...

Luke, realizing the gravity of the situation he is in, tries to dodge away from the pink objects!

[Dodge roll: 1-1]

He fails most spectacularly as he manages to move but a few inches before he is squashed between the two oddly-ridged plates! He feels himself ascend to a great height in a very short period of time!

[Treatment roll: 6]

He is then gently placed into a large empty space for some reason! There is quite a bit of space in here, if he may say so himself. The incredibly thick glass walls, however, are a bit off-putting.

He sees a large gray object get placed far above, about sixty feet over his head! Then, oddly enough, the object seems to get perforated by something metallic. Then everything goes dark.
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