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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 141245 times)

Caellath

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1920 on: October 21, 2012, 10:07:04 pm »

Iris snickers and dashes out the door.
((Bye.))
"Oh. Well that's good. Thought someone had gotten on the ship."

"Same thing." Barth says.

As he sees Iris making as if to dash out of the door, the medic stands up and waves her sash a bit away from the catgirl. "Hey, does that mean you won't want this anymore?"
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1921 on: October 21, 2012, 10:10:23 pm »

"Bugger. Well, I'll head to the control room and see if I can fix the lights."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1922 on: October 21, 2012, 10:11:13 pm »

Nathan fires at the survivors of Angerus' attack, aiming mainly at the Vanbolds with crossbows.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1923 on: October 21, 2012, 10:11:39 pm »

An odd, scratching sound would be heard from the control room now...
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1924 on: October 21, 2012, 10:15:04 pm »

It wanders he decks of the ship, until he finds the control room.

"Finally. Found it. Now let's get inside and fix the lights."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1925 on: October 21, 2012, 10:16:19 pm »

A strange, formless creature appears to be attached to the control panel, scratching and.. Feeding?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1926 on: October 21, 2012, 10:18:31 pm »

"Oh hell no. Get off you ugly son of a bitch."

It swipes at it with its blades.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1927 on: October 21, 2012, 10:19:26 pm »


Angerus blasted through the Vanbolds and ran up the bridge, yelling all the way.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1928 on: October 21, 2012, 10:19:42 pm »

It dissolves readily enough, caught by surprise. The lights flicker back on slowly.


((Airship Control Panel, Mcclay. xP))
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1929 on: October 21, 2012, 10:21:42 pm »

"That seemed too easy."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1930 on: October 21, 2012, 11:30:17 pm »

She peeks her head out from her latest hiding spot, firing her pistol five more times. Aiming for Vanbolds, of course.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1931 on: October 21, 2012, 11:52:38 pm »

3 Vanbolds fall screaming off the bridge just before Angerus reaches them. The bridge is quickly covered in a red paste and Angerus yells "COME ON, THE NEXT HUT IS CLEAR! GO GO GO!"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1932 on: October 21, 2012, 11:59:48 pm »

She fires one last time, before stashing her pistol, slithering after Angerus and the rest.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1933 on: October 22, 2012, 12:08:05 am »

The shot some how flies over the hut the group was about to go in and hit a Vanbold just about to fire a bastillae at their collective heads. The bastillae then spun around and took out a bridge that was covered in Vanbolds. Angerus nods in approval before leaping inside the hut.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #1934 on: October 22, 2012, 12:13:51 am »

She tilts her head, stunned. She actually hit something? Granted, not what she was aiming for, but.. She's not going to complain about what may be her first kill... And as she further considers this, she would stare blankly. She... She killed someone. She.. She just killed alot of someones. She screams.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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