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[mcclay]

The dirt hits the Marines faceplate. Angerus brushes it off and yells "IS THAT HOW YOU MOTHERFUCKING WANT TO PLAY!" But before he can grab a boulder he looks up at the ball and yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

[Spinal_Taper]

Saxton scowls at the interruption to his fight, then smiles dangerously.
"Oi! Marine! Let's do this!"
He lifts Angerus with both arms, then points towards the object approaching them.
"If we get up there first, those wusses won't steal anything we kill!"

[mcclay]

The Marine quickly scoops up his Bolter before yelling "FUCK YEAH! NOW YOUR TALKING! LET'S FUCK THAT THINGS SHIT UP!"

[Taricus]

Gerald looks up to the something coming at the group.

~...Well, it's not toilet paper atleast.~

[Spinal_Taper]

Saxton crouches again, then once again propels himself foreward. The two rush towards the object at incredible speed, and Saxton pulls himself into a ball, lets go of Angerus, and prepares for impact.

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Well, that problem worked itself out."

[Vorthon]

Gerald looks up to the something coming at the group.

~...Well, it's not toilet paper atleast.~

"How do you know that? Earlier, before you arrived, there was a storm of socks."

((GTG.))

[mcclay]

Angerus pulls out his Powerbat and gives the warcry of "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"

[Taricus]

Gerald replied to Brecan in a seemingly bored tone.

~Well, at the velocity it's coming in at, the material would have to have a signifigant temperature threshold. And I sincerly doubt that anyone is masochistic enough to make or use steel toilet paper. Common logic really.

As for falling laundry? I've dealt with that before as well. Not half as bad.~

[Spinal_Taper]

Saxton lands upon it first, creating a massive crater in the hurtling... Ball of keys. Hale stood upon it, brushing car keys out of his chest hair.
"You okay mate?"

[Jellycat12]

Iris steps off the grass and onto the sand, and is immediately met with blistering heat. She steps back, and is met with a cool breeze.

"Okay..."

She sticks her hand past the boundary and pulls her hand away as a sandstorm of needles begins. And none of the needles leave the desert.

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Hello there, little uh... extremely masculine green thing. Do you have a name?"

[mcclay]

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" Was the only response Hale got.

[Spinal_Taper]

Saxton leapt again into the air, trying to get an arial view of his lost comrade.

[Taricus]

~Gerald. And you know you don't have to go over the top about the gender thing. Just as long as you don't confuse me for a female, I'm fine. Really.

And I've dealt with worse in the past. Much. Worse.~