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Author Topic: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)  (Read 16922 times)

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No, masterwork. As in, post-mood.
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Oh, just realized the kid is mine and Volf's.  I hope they take after him instead of me.  I also really, really hope Volf isn't a vampire or something with that kill-count...
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Awesome luck with the fey weaponsmith. Can't hurt to have masterwork weapons lying around the fort.

Good to hear about the hunting situation too. It's been too long since I've actually played the game, so I've forgotten quite a bit... Also, I'd like to request an archery range be built for me to train and that I be placed in a squad. If I don't die due to some unfortunate accident(s), I might as well put my skills to use in case of any serious threat.
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THE WINTER MEN COME DOWN THE VALLEY AND KILL KILL KILL.
I'm voting for the Plaid Acre up next on COLORS AND MEASUREMENTS weekly.

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I don't expect to live long, but I wouldn't mind dangerroom training..8
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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I request a lever in my personal bedroom that opens/closes the front gates.
A lever to open and close the willow door standing between us and the outside world? Hmmm.. why not?
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GreatWyrmHematite has mandated the production of certain goods.
Lever controlling outside gate in bedroom (0/1)
I have a feeling that once the gates can be opened by a clumsy, sleepy roll of a fellow dwarf, things will go to Hell.
You know it!
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and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.
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THE WINTER MEN COME DOWN THE VALLEY AND KILL KILL KILL.
I'm voting for the Plaid Acre up next on COLORS AND MEASUREMENTS weekly.

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and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.

I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
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and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.

I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
I vote for this!


DONUTS HAS DERMANDED SOMETHINNNNG!


Any kind of hammer. Just for business, it's nothing personal.
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and then the two of you can begin repeatedly pulling the levers in a battle of...err, something honourable. Either way, it's potentially dangerous, and would waste everyone's time, so that's a bonus.

New idea: I propose that every dwarf's bedroom come equipped with a lever controlling the front gate/door. In some way or another, I guarantee that this will save the fort years from now.

I second this motion, even if I haven't actually been dorfed yet.
I vote for this!

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Okay guys, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is that I have finished the 100 hours required to finish off my project.
The bad news is that my laptop screen has died and I don't really plan to camp in uni computer labs all day long.. so there will be some delay in getting the next batch of updates out.

Have a pleasant day, and please continue sending ideas through for Shotgangs :)
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Donuts: I authorize the forging of a hammer from our lightest metal for official use in justice. You may have a heavier hammer if you kill a goblin.
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Donuts: I authorize the forging of a hammer from our lightest metal for official use in justice. You may have a heavier hammer if you kill a goblin.
Sure! I will then stand guard at le entrance :P
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The bad news is that my laptop screen has died
I remember when my laptop's screen died on me.  I wasn't able to get it fixed, and had to get a new computer.  Of course, my old one was really old.  Hope you can get yours fixed.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
« Reply #148 on: November 04, 2012, 02:11:17 am »

OOC note: No, sadly my laptop screen isn't fixed yet. However, I can still play games once in a while, and here's the latest update :D

Year 3, Late Summer. After duly claiming a magma forge for himself, Bobnova started collecting cut gems and metal bars. I could only spare him iron, as we haven't had enough time to start steel production specially for him.
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While he churned away in the belly of the mountain, more babies are being born, this time Mastahcheese has another child. Perhaps dwarves have too much time on their hands.. and perhaps they don't.

Finally, Ulzestusir was born!
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Maybe the humans got wind of our achievement. They sent us another caravan..


And were promptly welcomed.
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While the door was open Kirby ran out to hunt something.


With some luck the giant owl won't reanimate before the butchers get to it.. and that's all for the next update!


Dorfing requests fulfilled:

Kirby Shedfeb, resident hunter. You killed that snowy owl and are trying to drag it to the butcher's before it reanimates:


Cassandra Rėtharletmos, Competent Axedwarf. It appears you have a talent for killing male goblins:


NESgamer Oslanmėshos, Dyer. You like brown recluse spider silk, but not brown recluse spiders. Best not to let you see how we get silk for your clothes then.. :P


Oh, this is an interesting game! I'd like to request a dorfing, name: Inspiredsimji, profession: Bookkeeper (is that still available? If not, I'll take a mason.)

No bookkeepers left, so you'll be a mason. It seems that you enjoy the food here :P:



In the next updates I hope to get the levers up to control the front door. I am looking to replace the front door with metal or stone doors as well. Steel production should start soon, after dealing with the potential micromanagement required to manage butchery and tanning.
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Re: Urist! You have my pick! And my plump helmet! And.. that's all. (Yr 3 Summer)
« Reply #149 on: November 04, 2012, 02:19:53 am »

Axe. Perfect..... Giggles wildly
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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