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[Unholy_Pariah]

fine... pariah uses mask to fleshwarp away his injuries...then uses surf.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

!!ON FIRE!!

[LordSlowpoke]

Dual wield crossbows.

Spray and pray.

[GreatWyrmGold]

EAT ORC FOR LUNCH

[1] You bite the orc, then realize that it's a bit late for lunch and you're still a Magikarp. The orc [3] summons a goblin chef.

fine... pariah uses mask to fleshwarp away his injuries...then uses surf.

[1] You warp yourself into a sort of fleshy mess.

Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

!!ON FIRE!!

Oh, right, you're on fire. Anyways, [1] I need to look up Monoculous. Here we go. It shoots several eyelike missiles at you, dealing [16*5] 80 damage.

Dual wield crossbows.

Spray and pray.

You grab another crossbow. [6-1] Holy carp, you hit! You deal [(15*5)+(14*5)] 145 damage!

BOSS TURN
The zombie jetexes note that jetex has respawned and [6,5,1] while one accidentally loses an arm, the others deal a total of [(18*5)+(18*5)] 180 damage to jetex. Who promptly respawns.
The goblin chef [4v2] catches and bakes Objective [2] poorly, then offers the resulting fillet to TFB. TFB refuses, and suggests it be given to the orc. The orc eats it.
The goblins [1] start squabbling amongst themselves. One is killed, and the killer decides to merge them all into a single, non-worthless mob!
TFB gestures! [5] jetex's corpse, zombie jetex's arm, and the dead goblin shudder and begin to move! [4] For S&G, he teaches necromancy to the orc.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

!!ON FIRE!!

Oh, right, you're on fire. Anyways, [1] I need to look up Monoculous. Here we go. It shoots several eyelike missiles at you, dealing [16*5] 80 damage.

((Just so you know, it was smaller version that was orbiting my head.))

Respawn, and try to get my sword out AGAIN, and do a few slashes.

[Unholy_Pariah]

((so uhh... how do re spawns work? am i me again?))

if so equip ring of deflection, throw fireballs

[hops]

SPLASH

[GreatWyrmGold]

Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

!!ON FIRE!!

Oh, right, you're on fire. Anyways, [1] I need to look up Monoculous. Here we go. It shoots several eyelike missiles at you, dealing [16*5] 80 damage.

((Just so you know, it was smaller version that was orbiting my head.))

The what now?

((so uhh... how do re spawns work? am i me again?))

if so equip ring of deflection, throw fireballs

You've died before, and there are no fewer than four identical jetex zombies shambling about. You're you.

SPLASH

You're a dragon.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

!!ON FIRE!!

Oh, right, you're on fire. Anyways, [1] I need to look up Monoculous. Here we go. It shoots several eyelike missiles at you, dealing [16*5] 80 damage.

((Just so you know, it was smaller version that was orbiting my head.))

The what now?

((A smaller version of the Monoculous. It orbits my head and shoots off mini-missiles.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

!!ON FIRE!!

Oh, right, you're on fire. Anyways, [1] I need to look up Monoculous. Here we go. It shoots several eyelike missiles at you, dealing [16*5] 80 damage.

((Just so you know, it was smaller version that was orbiting my head.))

The what now?

((A smaller version of the Monoculous. It orbits my head and shoots off mini-missiles.))

Oh, it's not something in TF2 and my searches have been in vain?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Set my MONOCULOUS to 'ON', and try once more to get my sword out. If THAT fails, just pelt TFB with Grenades.

Greenstarfanatic
Race: Human
Class: Demoknight
HP: 2/125

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

A Bombinomicon copy: Causes explosion upon death.
MONOCULOUS: A floating Eye Familiar that orbit one's head, firing off mini-missiles
Splendid Screen (shield)
Grenade Launcher
Grenade Bandolier

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

!!ON FIRE!!

Oh, right, you're on fire. Anyways, [1] I need to look up Monoculous. Here we go. It shoots several eyelike missiles at you, dealing [16*5] 80 damage.

((Just so you know, it was smaller version that was orbiting my head.))

The what now?

((A smaller version of the Monoculous. It orbits my head and shoots off mini-missiles.))

Oh, it's not something in TF2 and my searches have been in vain?

((It is a smaller, familiar version of the MONOCULOUS from TF2, just not an actual item in the game.))

[Tylui]

Name: Ace Ventrobot: Pet Defective
Class: None Robot!
HP: 25/25
Items:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Let Me BLASST You a Question: Big laser gun emerges from ass much like the rhino birth scene, but more metal than naked!
SPIKE a glove: Electrified spike hands! OH tzzZNAP!
Hardened Adamantine Faraday-class exoskeleton: encases this little 2' bugger with some of the toughest stuff known to man! Reduces incoming damage. Also immune to electricity type attacks.
supa-fast servo-wheels for feet
basic robot innards
a backpack, apparently.

Action: Ass Blast the Bastard! "SHICACA!!!!" Shouts this adorable little 2' replica of Jim Carey, as it enters from a neighboring room, zooming all about the room.

[hops]

TRY TO EAT ORC FOR LUNCH AGAIN, IF HE REFUSES THEN COOK HIM FIRST

[GreatWyrmGold]

Name: Ace Ventrobot: Pet Defective
Class: None Robot!
HP: 25/25
Items:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Let Me BLASST You a Question: Big laser gun emerges from ass much like the rhino birth scene, but more metal than naked!
SPIKE a glove: Electrified spike hands! OH tzzZNAP!
Hardened Adamantine Faraday-class exoskeleton: encases this little 2' bugger with some of the toughest stuff known to man! Reduces incoming damage. Also immune to electricity type attacks.
supa-fast servo-wheels for feet
basic robot innards
a backpack, apparently.

Action: Ass Blast the Bastard! "SHICACA!!!!" Shouts this adorable little 2' replica of Jim Carey, as it enters from a neighboring room, zooming all about the room.

You seem to have three mundane items. You can also have two magical ones and an artifact.
And more hit points, seriously even the goblins had more!

[Tylui]

I'm good with how my character is!

I might not play that often so a one-hit death won't bother me