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[GreatWyrmGold]

Changing class is a full-round action.

[Unholy_Pariah]

use fleshwarpers mask to grow a large impaling spike from forehead becoming magical golden seaking, use horn drill.

[jetex1911]

Err... make a running leap, followed by a slash against the boss. Also, dodge any attack headed my way.

[hops]

well guys I'm trying to spawn a shopkeep to buy some phoenix downs here.
Some defense would be appreciated.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I've decided that multiple complex actions will give penalties to subsequent actions.

USE THRASH, FOLLOWED BY HYPER BEAM! THEN EVOLVE BACK INTO DEMOKNIGHT AND RECLAIM SWORD.

[3] Thrash isn't very effective... it only deals [8*5] 40 damage. [5-1] Hyper Beam does better, dealing [10*5] 50 damage. [2-1] You evolve into... oh, what's something more useless than Magikarp? I know, you're a fluffy wambler!

PICK UP GOLD, FLOP TO LOCAL ALCHEMIST, BUY ALL THE POTIONS   Assuming picking up/equipping are free actions. If not, disregard the first.

You now have gold. [2] You flop around the dungeon level but can't find any potion shops.

Tell LordSlowpoke to hold ground and let the flying thing do its work.
SUMMON SHOPKEEPER

[Also maybe I should change my class to Beast Caster]

[4] A shopkeeper is summoned. He offers you candles and a lantern.

use fleshwarpers mask to grow a large impaling spike from forehead becoming magical golden seaking, use horn drill.

You don't have it, it's on your corpse. You pick up the mask and put it on. [4-1] Hurrying, you turn yourself into a magical golden Seaking and [3-2] fail to hit with Horn Drill.

Err... make a running leap, followed by a slash against the boss. Also, dodge any attack headed my way.

[5] You run and leap and slash. You deal [25*5] 125 damage to TFB and [6*5] 30 to yourself.

BOSS TURN:
The Final Boss decides to get more minions. He casts Summon Goblins VI, [3] summoning [2+5+5] 12 goblins. Then, after controlling them with his crown, he [2] fails to do anything.
jetex's corpse [5] smashes jetex. [21*5] jetex dies. Wow.

[Unholy_Pariah]

loot all my things, use bite, does TFB flinch? if so use hydro pump

[hops]

THREATEN TO EAT THE SHOPKEEPER UNLESS HE GO FETCH ME A DOZEN OF PHOENIX DOWNS

[Greenstarfanatic]

NOOOOO! Try once more to evolve, before trying to take my Sword out of the boss and STABBING HIM REPEATEDLY WITH IT.

[LordSlowpoke]

THROW MONEY AT SHOPKEEPER

CAST SUMMON SUMMONER II

[Doomblade187]

Respawn if needed (and grab my gear if I do), and proceed to shoot arrows at TFB's minions.

[GreatWyrmGold]

loot all my things, use bite, does TFB flinch? if so use hydro pump

You grab your old stuff. [5v1] Yup, TFB flinches as you deal [16*5] 80 damage to him. [6-1] Hydro Pump is just as successful, dealing [20*5] 100 damage! Not bad for one turn. Or one guy, actually.

THREATEN TO EAT THE SHOPKEEPER UNLESS HE GO FETCH ME A DOZEN OF PHOENIX DOWNS

[5v1] The shopkeeper runs. You smell a distinct fecal smell as the shopkeeper smashes into a wall. Oops.

NOOOOO! Try once more to evolve, before trying to take my Sword out of the boss and STABBING HIM REPEATEDLY WITH IT.

[5] You evolve into a Demoknight. [2v4] You fail to retrieve your sword.

THROW MONEY AT SHOPKEEPER

CAST SUMMON SUMMONER II

[1] The money hits you on the head, dealing 0.01 damage each, or 16 total. Ouch. [1] You summon a goblin-summoning orc. He promptly smacks you over the head [6] for [24*5] 120 damage and breaks his hand.

BOSS TURN:
The or goblin-summoner pleads to be allowed into TFB's service.
The goblins attack, two to a PC. [3,6;5,1-1] While Unholy_Pariah avoids the first attack, he dodges into the second, taking [23*2*2] 92 damage and breaking the goblin's sword. [5,1;1] Greenstarfanatic is as lucky; while one goblin deals [12] damage to itself, the other deals [17*2*1.5] 51 damage. [6,2;6] One goblin misses Doomblade, but the other [23*2] rather overkills him and gets hit on the head with Doomblade's, for [6*3] 18 damage. [4,1;2] Objective gets hit by the goblin who held onto his sword and takes [10] damage. LordSlowpoke [[2,1] is missed, and one of the goblins fumbles in another original manner. Finally, jetex [4,3v2,3-1] gets hit by both goblins, taking a total of [20+14] 34 damage. Wow, mooks are weak, whoda thunkit?
jetex's corpse [3v2-2] gets a flimsy hit enhanced by jetex's worse dodge, and deals [13*8] 104 damage.
TFB gestures! [5] Both of jetex's corpses shudder and begin to move! TFB accepts the orc's offer and [4] turns the dwarfbold army into skeletons.

Oh, and LordSlowpoke died/respawned, and Pariah is close to dying.

[hops]

EAT ORC FOR LUNCH

[Unholy_Pariah]

pariah uses surf

entire enemy team targeted... i wonder how this will turn out.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'd like to advise people to check the OP and, I dunno, heal?

[hops]

We need potions, and the shopkeep is dead or something.