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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Cassandra]

Xan, aren't you at the bottom of a lake? You shouldn't have anything to say but 'Glub'.

[misko27]

Sorry, Taking a while to get all the posts of attacks people have thrown at me.

Xan, aren't you at the bottom of a lake? You should have anything to say but 'Glub'.

And what are you doing?

[Cassandra]

Meeee? Trying to stay fully loyal. Someone has to.

[Xantalos]

Location really does not matter in this game, as shown by GWG's laughable attempt to say that me being inside of a cage mattered.

[Dirg]

And an alternate dimension, don't forget that.

[misko27]

Meeee? Trying to stay fully loyal. Someone has to.

Erm, to who?

[Cassandra]

Lichette, Life, and the Universe.

[misko27]

Lichette, Life, and the Universe.

Okay, those are three diferent people with different motives. PICK ONE AND STICK TO IT.

Don't be a Greatwyrm.

[Cassandra]

Funny, but in protecting one, I serve all.

[misko27]

Funny, but in protecting one, I serve all.

Not really. The Lichette fears the universe, and Life is currently spying on me.

[misko27]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

SEARCH FOR DARK SECRETS ABOUT MISKO. BRING NINJA SPY TO HELP SEARCH.

go wtf and keep shooting

(6) YOU CONTINUE FIRING INTO A NAZI ENCAMPMENT, CAUSING IT TO COLLAPSE ONTO YOU.

shoot highiest ranking naazis in the head

(6) YOU KILL A BUNCH OF NAAZIS. UNFORTUNATLY, THE NAZIS ARE UNHARMED.

STOP DISSOLVING. ALSO, REVERT TO PRE-DISSOLVED GENTLEMAN FORM. RICKROLL MISKO.

(5) YOU STOP DISSOLVING, AND (3) BECOME A BUNCH OF KITTENS IN SUITS. (4) YOU RICKROLL MISKO, AND HIS RAGE IS IMMENSE.

CRUSH MISKO BY CLAIMING SWING STATES. KISS BABIES. HELP PEOPLE. KEEP CAMPAIGNING.

(3) YOU CLAIM SOME OF THE SWING STATES, BUT PEDOPHILIA ALLEGATIONS KEEP YOU AWAY FROM SOME OF THE OTHERS.

pull out cleaner's carbine and headshot nazis

(3) YOU SHOT NAZIS. EACH OF THEM HAS A LONG, EXTENDED DEATH SEQUENCE WHICH RIVETS YOU TO YOUR SEAT AND LEAVES TEARS DRIPPING FROM YOUR EYES.

STOP DISSOLVING. ALSO DEVELOP NUKES WHICH LOOK LIKE HANDS FLIPPING THE BIRD. LAUNCH THEM AT MISKO.

(2) YOU LIE ON YOINKINIUM, A SLOWLY DISSOLVING PILE OF SOMETHING. YOU'RE UNRECOGNIZABLE NOW.(5vs2+3) EVEN IN YOUR FORM OF AN UNRECOGNIZABLE, SLOWLY DISSOLVING PUDDLE, YOU MANAGE TO DEVELOP NUKES AND LAUCH THEM AT MISKO. THEY GET STUCK IN THE HATRED SHIELD AND JUST SIT THERE.

RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.

(4) YOU BECOME EL PRESIDENTE!

BITCHSLAP MISKO TO OBLIVION.

(3vs4+2)YOU SLAP MISKO, BUT YOUR HAND BEGINS TO DISSOLVE IN THE ACIDITY OF HIS HATRED.

I figure Great Wyrm Gold is the better representative of your faction.

Also?

FORCIBLY WIPE MISKO'S MEMORY OF LICHETTE, LICH, AND DIRG.

POLITELY ASK THE LICHETTE FOR A SMALL POWER-BOOST SO I CAN HUNT DOWN MISKO AND BITCHSLAP HIM FROM HERE TO OBLIVION.

"Can't. Dirg needs my power right now."

MANUFACTURE MECHA SHRIKES FOR AERIAL SUPPORT. AFTER THAT'S DONE, HEAD OVER TO LICHETTE WITH LASER SHARKS, DUCK TANKS, AND MECHA SHRIKES WHILE SINGING SHOW TUNES.

(5+1) MECHAS SHOW UP, AND START BOMBING THE NAZIS. ALSO, THEY BOMB THE ALLIES. GLORIOUS MECHA FACTION HAS ARISEN! (2+1) YOU WALK UP TO LICHETTE, SINGING SHOW TUNES. "Oh, hey Dirg."

SHOOT EVERYTHING

(6) YOU SHOOT EVERYTHING, BLOWING IT ALL TO SMALL FRAGMENTS. A BLACK HOLE GENERATES FROM THE CORPSE OF MISKO, AND YOU ARE PULLED INTO IT. YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A PARALLELED UNIVERSE, WHERE YOUR GUNS JAMMED. YOU SEE THE OTHER TUPAC SITTING THERE, TRYING TO FIX HIS WEAPONRY.

That enough? Or must I go back farther? Motherfucking asshat. All high and mighty, THAT'S what pisses me off. Also, assume for fucks sake theres more, because there is still maybe half the war. This is just since I was sick. Not even since the Hospital.


Oh, and cassie Dear? Member how you said, that SOMEHOW, making a faction about peace would work? Here's what happens when new factions appear.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

GWG is a faction leader.
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D̶̛̜̼̙̝̈́͌̃ͫͥ̑͐ͫ̒̀̔͝I̶̡̳͓̤̟̪͓͉̪̻̞͚̠͍͇̱̜̪ͧ̃̒͗̒́͑͋͛ͦ̍͊E̷̩̭̦̤͖̙̹͉̙̓̾ͥͣ́͞.̲͖͈̖͎̮̰̤̖̂̎̈ͩͦ̃̂͌̑̐̒ͪ͊̕͞
I am no longer part of any other's faction. I am an Omnicidalist, and I will bring about the end of creation and all the miserable piles of life in it.
Kill Corai.

(1) THE WORLD ITSELF BEGINS TO SHUDDER AS XANTALOS ESTABLISHES HIMSELF AS A FACTION LEADER. OH SHIT, SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN.

THE RAMPANT FACTIONISM STARTED THIS NONSENSE! AND YOU THINK BRINGING CORPSES TO THE NECROMANCER'S TOWER IS GOING TO HELP?!?!?

Alrighty. On that note, who wants to help my side kill the Brown Envoy? First to join gets a +2 Bonus.

[Dirg]

Vorthon is part of the drunken fools faction not Lichette's last I checked, nazis have nothing to do with you, Corai is also drunken fools I believe, zombie killer isn't really affiliated with anyone but I always considered him one of yours, and TCM is his own faction. Cassandra's action didn't even go through, so still, no hostilites from Lichette's faction against you or your minions.

[misko27]

Vorthon is part of the drunken fools faction not Lichette's last I checked, nazis have nothing to do with you, Corai is also drunken fools I believe, zombie killer isn't really affiliated with anyone but I always considered him one of yours, and TCM is his own faction. Cassandra's action didn't even go through, so still, no hostilites from Lichette's faction against you or your minions.

'Vorthon is TALKING TO THE LICH IN THAT CONVERSATION, the nazi horde is Mine, Corai was Romantic till half-way, TCM is co-aligned with You guys.

And then theres you attacking my minions. LOOK AT ME MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU ATTACK MY MINIONS, YOU ATTACK ME.

Stop being so holier then thou.

[Dirg]

I have no control over what the other factions do, and the mechas where a crap shoot that formed their own faction and attacked both sides before they disappeared, it even says so in the same post you quoted.

[misko27]

I have no control over what the other factions do, and the mechas where a crap shoot that formed their own faction and attacked both sides before they disappeared, it even says so in the same post you quoted.

That is my point Padawan. The vast majority of them do what they want. there is nothing you me or Cassie can do to stop it. Unless I break out my speech-making skillz, but lets avoid that. THe point here is that, considering you cannot stop the chaos and violence, the only other option is defeating the brown man.

And you know what? How about I make my message to the Lich clear. Not you, her. It's clear you a follower, Trying to infect people with your passive, pacifist ideas. I want to speak with her.