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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Xantalos]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

~Neither~

[misko27]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

~Neither~

Fine. Complex numbers versus something that is not defined by them. that is literally the base definition of everything. There is no neither here. The Entire system of Everything refuses it.

It is yes or no. The Programming syntax of the universe halts otherwise.

[Corai]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

~Neither~

Fine. Complex numbers versus something that is not defined by them. that is literally the base definition of everything. There is no neither here. The Entire system of Everything refuses it.

It is yes or no. The Programming syntax of the universe halts otherwise.

Great, now you have given the ability to halt the universe itself to a omicidalist.

[Xantalos]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

~Neither~

Fine. Complex numbers versus something that is not defined by them. that is literally the base definition of everything. There is no neither here. The Entire system of Everything refuses it.

It is yes or no. The Programming syntax of the universe halts otherwise.

Neither.

[misko27]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

~Neither~

Fine. Complex numbers versus something that is not defined by them. that is literally the base definition of everything. There is no neither here. The Entire system of Everything refuses it.

It is yes or no. The Programming syntax of the universe halts otherwise.

Great, now you have given the ability to halt the universe itself to a omicidalist.

No the universe has a category for those who do not fit with logic. What I'm refering to defies that. I'm referign to a case that by definition cannot under any rules exist. In fact, it should not exist even if there are not rules.

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

~Neither~

Fine. Complex numbers versus something that is not defined by them. that is literally the base definition of everything. There is no neither here. The Entire system of Everything refuses it.

It is yes or no. The Programming syntax of the universe halts otherwise.

Neither.

No. It is not. You are not special. It is not a choice. It is a question of definition. It is impossible to be both defined by something and not defined by it.

I am defaulting you to not-defined by basic laws of universe for now

[Xantalos]

Technically not even of this universe, so neither. I sing at your petty attempts to define me.

[misko27]

Technically not even of this universe, so neither. I sing at your petty attempts to define me.

That is the defintion of non-defined by complex numbers.

It is annoying when my annoyance does not come through.

I have further decided to sleep. Night.

[Xantalos]

Technically not even of this universe, so neither. I sing at your petty attempts to define me.

That is the defintion of non-defined by complex numbers.

It is annoying when my annoyance does not come through.

I have further decided to sleep. Night.

Come through what?
I be neither, because that's my nature and non-nature and fuck logic, I already did ate it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

BTW, if you don't join us, you're saying you agree with Misko. Do you really want to agree with Misko? We don't and we're on his team.

False dichotomy. It's possible to disagree with misko without being on any particular team.

Would anyone mind leaving the manipulation to Tzeentch, kindly? I've had a little practice with this sort of thing, unlike some of my more... Direct comrades.

Yes, we would mind. Manipulation is pretty much the only way I can affect people I don't trust in Aperture, which is most of them, and it's also nice and relaxing.

Nonono, you're kinda par for the course around here. In fact, I even heard GWG saying he thinks you're positively dimwitted!

Nope, I didn't. He might be a powergamer, but that's not the same as stupid. And besides, it seems like at least half of us are powergaming.

Would anyone mind leaving the manipulation to Tzeentch, kindly? I've had a little practice with this sort of thing, unlike some of my more... Direct comrades.

yeah, GWG really thinks hes the Leader of this thing. He is constantly insulting you too man, so, draw your own conclusions.

I insult Hanslandia less than I insult Xantalos or you. I can't even remember insulting Hanslandia. And I only think I'm the leader of myself, the Moderates, and Aperture Science. Stop spreading malarcky while I sleep.

Nonono, you're kinda par for the course around here. In fact, I even heard GWG saying he thinks you're positively dimwitted!

ಠ_ಠ

Remember that buddy cop shit? Yeah, fuck that.

I don't ever remember seeing a buddy cop shit onscreen.

Besides, you ARE rather suited for the manipulation thing, but you aren't Tzneetch any more. You're Merlin.

Apparently, they're not mutually exclusive.

I shall! I will! I might even grow a beard(squee) and I shall barge through the door and carry her out the back as I slaughter the old spice man because he isn't man enough to be in my presence!

DOO EET MAN! WE ALL ROOTIN FOR YOU!

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS 'ALL' AND INCLUDES ME!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whoops, premature posting.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

When people need help, they call 911

When 911 needs help, they call SWAT

When SWAT needs help, they call the army

When the army needs help, they call the seals

When seals need help, they call Seal Team Six

When Seal Team Six needs help, they pray to god.

When God needs help, he calls Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris needs help, he calls Jackie Chan

When Jacke Chan needs help, he calls Misko and probably gets killed

When Misko needs help, he tries to kill you for suggesting he needs help

Jackie Chan man.

When GreatWyrmGold needs help, he builds an Aperture Science Helping Device to help. This doesn't always work, but it's typically better than trusting people who probably secretly want to kill you.

I suppose I could be defined as this. To some, I'm this.

Often, I feel like this. Of course, I live here.

PHYSICALLY FRAIL? I COULD SLAUGHTER YOU. I COULD KILL LITERALLY EVERONE HERE. I DON'T BECAUSE YOU ARE MORE USEFUL TO ME ALIVE THEN DEAD.

That is the sole determiner.

Not your best arrogant, hot-air claim...

Technically not even of this universe, so neither. I sing at your petty attempts to define me.

That is the defintion of non-defined by complex numbers.

It is annoying when my annoyance does not come through.

I have further decided to sleep. Night.

Come through what?
I be neither, because that's my nature and non-nature and fuck logic, I already did ate it.

I don't think your actions can live up to your claims. Currently, you exist, trapped, in a little Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Device which is being secured as we speak.

[miauw62]

Still covering the nazi-smashing.

[Yoink]

I AM SO CONFUSED

JUST WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD

...ALSO, I TOTALLY DON'T LIKE HER THAT WAY


CALLING ALL DRUNKS: IS TIME FOR SUPER-SECRET-CONFERENCE

NAZIS CAN WAIT. THOSE ALLY GUYS ALREADY BEAT THEM BACK IN THEIR TIME, RIGHT? THEY GOT IT HANDLED

[Greenstarfanatic]

WILL THERE BE BOOZE?

[Yoink]

HA HA

YOU ARE FUNNY

[Vorthon]

Y'know, I'm tempted to just have the KC go mad and start bitchslapping everything in its Distinguished British Gentleman form.