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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[misko27]

Pfft, Jackie Chan, now THAT's a real mans man. None of this Chuck Norris crud.

GO BE NACKIE CHAN. FOR YOUR LICHETTE. KEEP HER FEMININE WITH YOUR MASCULINITY.

The SHEER Awesomeness boiling off your skin will defeat Corai!

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When people need help, they call 911

When 911 needs help, they call SWAT

When SWAT needs help, they call the army

When the army needs help, they call the seals

When seals need help, they call Seal Team Six

When Seal Team Six needs help, they pray to god.

When God needs help, he calls Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris needs help, he calls Jackie Chan

When Jacke Chan needs help, he calls Misko

When Misko needs help, he kills you for suggesting he needs help

Jackie Chan man.

I thanks yous. Remembers, A While Ago I shot myself with Masculinity Device. Still lead to my dying, but still. You might want to use it on yourself!

[Corai]

Hell no, I am a sissy villain.

[misko27]

I is Sexy

[Corai]

My suit brings all the lichettes crawling to me, begging for love.

[Dirg]

Are you? I've always kinda pictured you as a giant poorly cgi rendered face leaking a tar like substance from your mouth.

[Xantalos]

I suppose I could be defined as this. To some, I'm this.

[misko27]

Are you? I've always kinda pictured you as a giant poorly cgi rendered face leaking a tar like substance from your mouth.

I is definetly not. I Is Dark Cloaked Floating Humanoid. If Normal circumstances are present, I float above battle-field. My face is human, Pale with dark hair. Strikingly handsome for evil. My eyes are red-tinged. My hands are vaguely Demonic.

My suit brings all the lichettes crawling to me, begging for love.

And why is that? Inheritance. Those crawling Towards you were only in your BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN.

[Corai]

I imagined Misko as this.

[Xantalos]

You imagined him as an arrogant, physically frail, but brilliant child?
About sums him up, except for maybe the brilliant part (jk)

[misko27]

I imagined Misko as this.

No.

Misko is too many Awesomes.

Misko is President Charisma sub-category.

You imagined him as an arrogant, physically frail, but brilliant child?

PHYSICALLY FRAIL? I COULD SLAUGHTER YOU. I COULD KILL LITERALLY EVERONE HERE. I DON'T BECAUSE YOU ARE MORE USEFUL TO ME ALIVE THEN DEAD.

That is the sole determiner.

[Xantalos]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

[misko27]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

[Xantalos]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

[misko27]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

[Corai]

I'm more useful to you alive, then dead? I'm neither, so...

For individuals such as you, the determiner is existant versus non-existant. Considering I have multiple Eldritch abominations in my employ, it comes up often.

Again, neither.

Fine. Real versus Imaginary.

We are all real people controlling imaginary figures. Try again.