crossbow
taser
You borrow your mother's car again to do some shopping.
You tell the clerk that you're new to crossbows, and want to get something strong enough to take down a buffalo. He explains that it's not as simple as that, and that location of shot makes just as much of a difference, and probably more, than model of crossbow. He goes off on a tangent that you don't pay much attention to since it will be irrelevant when you're not hunting deer and bears and things. Eventually though, you settle on a very nice (you assume) crossbow (-$600) rated for 350 feet/second shots, along with eighteen 20" carbon arrow (-$150), a nice quiver for them (-$30) and a convenient shoulder-slung bag to carry it all in (-$50). Though you're surprised to discover that the quiver only holds 6 arrows at a time.
For a small fee ($-20), you spend some time being coached on how to load, shoot and care for your crossbow at a small indoor range in a backroom of the shop. After a few minutes (and several arrows) you manage to hit the target. It's not terribly complicated, but with your inexperienced hand it takes you a good 10 seconds to draw and load an arrow, and another 5 to line up the sights properly. It occurs to you that there is no wind or distractions in the indoor environment. Shooting a moving target in a hurry while full of adrenaline might be more difficult.
On your way out you notice that they also carry stunguns, so you buy one of those too. (-$80). It works in either of two modes: at up to 15 foot range it will launch a pair of tiny darts into your targets flesh to deliver 4.5 milliamps at 2 million volts. It also works like a conventional taser via direct contact. The clerk jokes with you that if your crossbow doesn't stop the buffalo you're shooting at, don't expect the taser to stop it either. You put on a fake smile and laugh along with him.
The total comes to $930, which you pay via your debit card.
Why not get evil minions? Pull the old LCS strategy, and eveyrthing should go fine.
I say we check with college friends, preferably dumb ones, to do grunt work. Organize them to efficiently commit petty crimes for now, so that we get some revenue, and they get some practice. We're gonna need men on the street.
So, the LCS strategy?
And yes, let's do this LCS style.
Need more specifics to proceed on this. What exactly do you guys want to do?
Current statusWhat do you do?