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[BigD145]

1.1 is out. This has alternate starting farms.

[Ibid Straydrink]

I wanted to love the forest farm (my original was called "Forester Farm,") but the way the tree canopy cuts overhead is kinda bleh. The hilltop farm is just plain sexy though, and starts out with some downright dwarfy décor.

Thinking about romancing Emily this time around. Ever since I found out that Penny's ponytail is, in fact, a short pair of pigtails, I haven't been able to look at her the same. A woman's hair is the foundation of all lasting affection.

[acidia]

You take that shit about my waifu back! 

Are you sure you mean Penny?  Are you using a custom set of portraits?

[Ibid Straydrink]

You take that shit about my waifu back! 

Are you sure you mean Penny?  Are you using a custom set of portraits?

Yep. I know, I was devastated at first too. There's a single picture of her facing you head-on, and it shows she has raggedy ann pigtails, which matches her character model and the poor girl theme.

Scroll all the way down, if you want your world to be ruined.

[Ultimuh]

I always thought it was one of these 50's hairstyles.

[Mephansteras]

I suppose if you dislike pigtails that might be an issue. My wife wears them a lot, so I hardly find the thought repellent.

Of course, my adventure focused farmer married Abigail anyway so...

[Culise]

A little bit of wiki-walking from there led me to another new 1.1 feature...

Dark Shrine of Selfishness: Allows you to turn your children into doves (Gets rid of them forever).

...what.  What what what. 

[Broseph Stalin]

I always thought it was one of these 50's hairstyles.

That's how I always saw it. I'm going to put some experts on this and if those are pigtails I'm getting a divorce.

[BigD145]

A little bit of wiki-walking from there led me to another new 1.1 feature...

Dark Shrine of Selfishness: Allows you to turn your children into doves (Gets rid of them forever).

...what.  What what what.

FLY FREE MY CHILDREN

[Ultimuh]

A little bit of wiki-walking from there led me to another new 1.1 feature...

Dark Shrine of Selfishness: Allows you to turn your children into doves (Gets rid of them forever).

...what.  What what what.

FLY FREE MY CHILDREN

Then your cat eats them.

[BigD145]

A little bit of wiki-walking from there led me to another new 1.1 feature...

Dark Shrine of Selfishness: Allows you to turn your children into doves (Gets rid of them forever).

...what.  What what what.

FLY FREE MY CHILDREN

Then your cat eats them.

Cats are truly the final boss.

[Metalax]

The single most important change.

Honey can now be placed inside Kegs to make Mead.

[MaximumZero]

A little bit of wiki-walking from there led me to another new 1.1 feature...

Dark Shrine of Selfishness: Allows you to turn your children into doves (Gets rid of them forever).

...what.  What what what. 

As a dad, this is a horrifying thought.

[Ibid Straydrink]

The single most important change.

Honey can now be placed inside Kegs to make Mead.

You and I, we think alike.

[Akura]

A little bit of wiki-walking from there led me to another new 1.1 feature...

Dark Shrine of Selfishness: Allows you to turn your children into doves (Gets rid of them forever).

...what.  What what what. 

As a dad, this is a horrifying thought.

Aren't doves, in some cultures, a symbol for a dead person's soul escaping? Because seriously, that is kinda seriously fucked up.