Sir Sanchez was a colonel in Her Majesty's army for twenty years, and was well known for carrying a whip around with him to "encourage lazy dogs". He gained renown for valor in rallying troops during the rebellion of Nonexistia with the clever use of his whip and a megaphone, when all of his superiors ran or made the mistake of dying. Scant minutes before the rebels surrendered, Sanchez suffered a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade, which failed to explode but left him with a severe concussion. His last request was to meet the Queen. Nonexistia is well known for its native Funny Hat crop, of which the Queen is a well known connoisseur, so she granted his request and showed her gratitude to Sanchez by knighting him while he lay on his hospital bed.
After being knighted, he fell into a coma. Three years later, his life support was removed. He immediately woke up, proclaimed that "lazy dogs all over the world must be caged", and began a surprisingly successful career in the prison industry.
Today, Sir Sanchez wields his whip with great skill and/or hatred of all lazy dogs. He wears an explorer's uniform, complete with monocle, hat, and whiskey bottle.
He can drive workers to work harder, and cow prisoners into behaving themselves with a combination of his whip, loud voice, ginormous mustache, and impossible to understand British accent. If things start to go very badly, he can pull out his souvenir rocket and use it as a club. No one is sure whether this is a good idea or not, but it makes a great YouTube video once the security footage is leaked.