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[LordSlowpoke]

PLAY AS BAD WINE

SPIN

[Vorthon]

FUCK YES, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

Possess Mars, initiate terraforming.

[Spinal_Taper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGWdGhYKtY

DO SO.

[GreatWyrmGold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGWdGhYKtY

DO SO.

...Isn't that just a sideshow of characters on Star Trek making faces?

[Spinal_Taper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGWdGhYKtY

DO SO.

...Isn't that just a sideshow of characters on Star Trek making faces?

IT'S GOT MUSIC. IT'S GOT A TITLE. ALSO CAPS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

PLAY AS BAD WINE

SPIN

Okay, you are wine. [2] As wine, you cannot move.

FUCK YES, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

Possess Mars, initiate terraforming.

[2] You sorta press yourself into the ground. You are inside of Mars, is that helpful?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGWdGhYKtY

DO SO.

[6] You set up a slide show of the Enterprise's crew and Yoink making various faces. Everyone watches. It turns out, demonic propaganda is the only thing worse than the future's TV.

GM Turn:
The band decides they need a new band member. [4] They summon an Iron Vampire vocalist.
The demons attack the Enterprise, who is busy watching Spinal_Taper's slideshow. [5] The Enterprise is pretty much destroyed. Respawn?

[misko27]

Damned demons.

Alright, type to go all pyrhic.

RESPAWN AS EARTH. ITSELF
SLAM SELF INTO SUN

I DEMAND SATISFACTION

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whoops, missed you and Furtaka.

Damned demons.

Alright, type to go all pyrhic.

RESPAWN AS EARTH. ITSELF
SLAM SELF INTO SUN

[5] You are Earth. [1] Earth shifts farther from the sun, causing crops to fail.

Accelerate

[5] New ETA: About a year or two. Unless Earth moves out of its predicted orbit.

[misko27]

Whoops, missed you and Furtaka.

Damned demons.

Alright, type to go all pyrhic.

RESPAWN AS EARTH. ITSELF
SLAM SELF INTO SUN

[5] You are Earth. [1] Earth shifts farther from the sun, causing crops to fail.

Accelerate

[5] New ETA: About a year or two. Unless Earth moves out of its predicted orbit.

Holy shit I am Earth, I mus use awesome power to do something amazing!

ACTIVATE YELLOWSTONE

[Furtuka]

ACCELERATE MORE

[Spinal_Taper]

Make some shit up about how the Enterprise secretly survived. THIS IS SO APPLICABLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0

[GreatWyrmGold]

Whoops, missed you and Furtaka.

Damned demons.

Alright, type to go all pyrhic.

RESPAWN AS EARTH. ITSELF
SLAM SELF INTO SUN

[5] You are Earth. [1] Earth shifts farther from the sun, causing crops to fail.

Accelerate

[5] New ETA: About a year or two. Unless Earth moves out of its predicted orbit.

Holy shit I am Earth, I mus use awesome power to do something amazing!

ACTIVATE YELLOWSTONE

[4] Yellowstone is online. Demons evacuate the region.

ACCELERATE MORE

[6] Whoops, now you're in an orbit which will intersect the sun's radius within a month.

Make some shit up about how the Enterprise secretly survived. THIS IS SO APPLICABLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0

[4] You make up a story which convinces a few conspiracy theorists among the demons, but not the GM.

GM Turn:
The band summons [4] a wereToad, who is Nightcrawler but turns into Toad at full moons, and who is also a drummer.
The demons [5] reverse-engineer the USS Enterprise.

[misko27]

The band summons [4] a wereToad, who is Nightcrawler but turns into Toad at full moons, and who is also a drummer.
The demons [5] reverse-engineer the USS Enterprise.

Demons are Haxx0rs.

[misko27]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I cn now single handedly fuck over a entire continent, with untold possiblities for global damage.

DO IT
ALSO CREATE THE FIRST EVER HYPER-CANE, A EXTREMELY LOW PRESSURE HURRICANE THAT CAN PERSIST FOR MONTHS AND IS SUPER HUGE. ITS REAL LOOK IT UP.

[Yoink]

RESPAWN AS DRUNKEN TIME-TRAVELLING SASQUATCH/YETI/BIGFOOT