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[Serious Business]

Abandon the theremin playing zombie and go to convert all the other Xenomorphs to Cello-ism, worship of the almighty Cosmic Cello.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I command the labtop to give the xenomorphs a weakness to rust

[1] The xenomorphs now have rust powers.

Try to remanifest as something else near the laptop, and type in 'Army of Khajiit armed with marshmallow guns'.

[3] You remanifest as a small child...on Phobos. You have two turns before death by decompression and anexphyxiation. [5] Your army appears on Mars, forcing me to look up what a Khajiit is.

Abandon the theremin playing zombie and go to convert all the other Xenomorphs to Cello-ism, worship of the almighty Cosmic Cello.

Poor Zombie Cell...
[4] You leave her and 6] make the xenomorphs violent Celloists, who consider you unworthy to wield the Cosmic Cello.

GM Turn:
The non-Bat xenomorphs [1] get killed by a cybermorph's missile. Only said cybermorph survives.

[Vorthon]

Type 'Long-khajiit' on the laptop. For the Lulz.

((Dammit, I was kind of hoping I'd flub that typing. Just to see what happens.))

[Serious Business]

Get my faithful pianist companion to try converting some Xenomorphs to Reformed Celloism then lead them on a holy war against the heretic Xenomorhps.

[misko27]

REBUILD HUMAN OUTPOSTS WHILE DRIVING BACK THE DEMONIC ARMIES.

[Vorthon]

((Good grief, man. Bit early for end-game type stuff, don'tcha think?))

[misko27]

((Good grief, man. Bit early for end-game type stuff, don'tcha think?))

Earth was conquered by demons a few turns ago.

[Vorthon]

Wait what why don I remember that?

[Furtuka]

Create interdimensional portal!

[Praecordia]

Spawn in next habitable domed city on Mars.

[misko27]

Create interdimensional portal!

Because that can't possibly fail.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Good grief, man. Bit early for end-game type stuff, don'tcha think?))

Earth was conquered by demons a few turns ago.

Technically, it was conquered by demons when you tried to get the childhood self-image of Tokugawa to defeat the demons or something like that.

Type 'Long-khajiit' on the laptop. For the Lulz.

((Dammit, I was kind of hoping I'd flub that typing. Just to see what happens.))

[3] A long-jacket appears on Mars, because that's the best typo I could think of.

Get my faithful pianist companion to try converting some Xenomorphs to Reformed Celloism then lead them on a holy war against the heretic Xenomorhps.

[1] Batxenomorph has joined the last cybermorph against you!

REBUILD HUMAN OUTPOSTS WHILE DRIVING BACK THE DEMONIC ARMIES.

[2] The rubble gets shifted around, [5] but you single-handedly decimate the demonic armies. By which I mean, 10% are now dead. Speaking of dead, you seem to have already been that, so...Respawn?

Create interdimensional portal!

[2] Nope.

Spawn in next habitable domed city on Mars.

[1] You spawn on Io. Oops. Respawn?
Wow, that's probably the fastest death yet...

GM Turn:
Batxenomorph hands some gadgets to the cybermorph. The latter [4,4] incorporates some Xenorangs into his system.
The medic heals a random person...Serious Business, let's say. [1] He explodes in gore. Respawn?
Zombie Chell uses her theremin to summon some other instrument players to form a band. [1] She summons a Superbronzecolossus who plays the tuba. Uh-oh...
The khajit army opens fire on SBC. [5] The fluffy-wambler-like marshmallows turn out to be its Kryptonite, leading to the shortest and most embarrassing supervillain defeat in history.

Side nite: The characters list now includes a spoiler for notable items! Check it early, check it often!

[Furtuka]

I try to punch Deimos hard enough to knock it out of orbit and make it hit the dome

[misko27]

Respawn as High Knight of the BACONIC ORDER.

[Serious Business]

Complete the final step towards godhood and merge my spirit with the cosmic Cello and become the GOD OF MUSIC