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[GreatWyrmGold]

GO ALL IZANAMI-NO-OKAMI.

[0] You die. Respawn as someone referencing something I have at least a tiny hint of knowledge about.

Copy the raws programs into my mainframe.

Wow that is odd. that is entirely not my intention. Rolling with it though.

UPLOAD DWARF FORTRESS INTO LAPTOP CREATER PROGRAM.

I had no idea what you meant, so I took a wild guess.
[1] You upload the laptop created program into Dwarf Fortress. Oh, wow, look at all of the alcohol and magma! Your settlement has crumbled to its end...

Elbow drop somebody.

[3] You elbow drop the pimp clown. It looks at you funny. Hah hah, the puns!

GM Turn:
More chestbursters grow up.
[3v2] The conservative xenomorph Scientologists gain ground! The godling Scientologist xenomorph queen [4] bites the pimp clown and lifts him into the air,
The imp [2] continues to drift in space.
The pimp clown [4] escapes the xenomorph's jaws, dropping heavily to the ground.

[Spinal_Taper]

I AM A GOD! REMAIN A GOD! BE A GOD STILL. BUT OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT.
((Persona 4, FYI.))

[misko27]

Type in dwarf fortress
Also shoot rocket turrets at this foo'

[TCM]

German Suplex misko27.

[misko27]

German Suplex misko27.

You can't do that to Zombe GLaDos.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I AM A GOD! REMAIN A GOD! BE A GOD STILL. BUT OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT.
((Persona 4, FYI.))

[1] You become a god of mountains, volcanoes, and fire in the Dwarf Fortress game running on misko27.
This is a gold mine for weird quotes.

Type in dwarf fortress
Also shoot rocket turrets at this foo'

[3] You type "Wharf Fortress." A port appears near the dome, and a fortress springs up next to it. [1] You turrets aim at the imp and blow themselves up. Oh, right, they're inside.

German Suplex misko27.

[5] GLaDos gets suplexed. What does that even mean?

GM turn:
The new Scientologist xenomorphs, who you should consider stopping before they finish their holy war, decide to help the classical Scientologists. Since they include a spiritual-god xenomorph, [1+1v5] it is mostly through comical incompetance that the entirety of the conservative xenomorphs except for the queen get wiped out. Batxenomorph helps.
The imp [1] miscalculates, sending it hurtling into the Martian soil, specifically the pimp clown.

[misko27]

Build Apeture science.
Kidnap Xenomorphs
Turn them into altered monsters that serve my will. But with turrets.

[Spinal_Taper]

Break out of computer

[TCM]

Dropkick Xenomorph Queen.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Build Apeture science.
Kidnap Xenomorphs
Turn them into altered monsters that serve my will. But with turrets.

[4] You manage to...wait a sec, you have no body. You plan Aperture Science labs. You need a body or something to do the rest, but Furtaka ripped out your mainframe thingy.

Break out of computer

[2] You fail. However, your servants are spawning a number of strange things with some other program nearby...

Dropkick Xenomorph Queen.

You dropkick the godling. [1] In the mouth. The inside of the mouth.

GM Turn:
Yelrip [5] swallows TCM whole. Respawn?
The radical xenomorphs [3] don't do much.
Say, it's getting hard to breath since no one fixed that dome hole...

[misko27]

Fine Respawn in GLaDos body as mainframe. Now, GET TO THE BUILDING.

[Furtuka]

Tell labtop to create "Breatheable Atmosphere"

[Spinal_Taper]

Harness self through minions. Become izanami, the shinto god of the sky. Do god things.

[Serious Business]

Enter universe as cosmic Cello player
Deliver the beat down on Yelrip

[killerhellhound]

Put the pyro suit back on and type team fortress 2 into the laptop creation program hit create