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[Doomblade187]

REFORM BODY AND CRUSH YELRIP. WITH BARE HANDS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use money from record contract to buy lawyers
Attack scientologists with lawyers, their natural enemy.

[1] You hire lawyers, then realise you have no money. They call to the other lawyers. Uh oh...

MERGE WITH IZANAGI-NO-OKAMI.

[6] You take over the god. Holy crap, that's insanity-inducing!

Grab labtop. Create Emp

[3] An imp appears.

Grab Facehugger, throw it at someone.

You [6] grab a handful of Scientologist facehuggers and [6] hurl them at the other players.

REFORM BODY AND CRUSH YELRIP. WITH BARE HANDS.

[2] You reform your spiritual body. [1] Yelrip uses godling powers to grab you.

GM Turn:
The facehuggers [6] facerape everyone, including Doomblade and each other. Yelrip spits out the facehugger that tried to facerape her.
The recursive xenomorphs try to kill while they kill. [3] It's successful while it fails. Their target, the CSM, [6] smashes them and an important bit of machinery. Boom
The lawyers [3v3, 2-1] just pass a resolution to kill misko27, but they annoy the xenomorph agodling andall but one die.

[misko27]

Screw it

Commit Seppuko
Respawn as GLaDos

[Doomblade187]

REFORM PHYSICAL BODY, RIP OFF YELRIP'S HEAD.

[Spinal_Taper]

Harness the latent strength of the Sky God, and test my new limits.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Screw it

Commit Seppuko
Respawn as GLaDos

[6] You kill yourself so well that your spirit is confused and sticks around. [6] You respawn as zombie-GLaDos, which is like GLaDos, but with more mental issues and an undead CPU.

REFORM PHYSICAL BODY, RIP OFF YELRIP'S HEAD.

[3] You reform your arms and upper body. [1] Somehow, you rip off your own head. Nice. Respawn?

Harness the latent strength of the Sky God, and test my new limits.

[4] You cause a meteor to hit the dome. That's about all a sky god can do on Mars. [2] The dome holds.

[misko27]

FLOOD THE DOME WITH A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN

What, you think I was going to give y'all cake?

[Yoink]

>Seduce Spinal.

[Spinal_Taper]

Become the inner self of some japanese kid.

[GreatWyrmGold]

FLOOD THE DOME WITH A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN

What, you think I was going to give y'all cake?

No, i didn't. Turn them all INTO cake, maybe...
[4-1] You find a nauseating neurotoxin. Meh, do what you can.

>Seduce Spinal.

[1] You fail, and get punted by the dragon-powered future final boss. Ouch.

Become the inner self of some japanese kid.

[6] You become the inner self of a young Tokugawa, which sure pushes you on your path towards evil.

GM Turn:
Citizens die as chestbursters burst out of their chests, although this should have happened a while ago. There's a total of eight.
The facehuggers [1] try to facerape assorted machines. One guess how it turned out...
Yelpir [5v3] starts to convince the Cybernetic Spaghetti Monster that the true religion is Scientology. [6] The CSM is convinced it is the god of Scientology.
The lawyer [3] sues misko27. It ties him up in court.
The imp [3] decides to grab the computer, succeeds, and types in [2] "Pimp Clown." A pimp in a clown outfit appears.

[Spinal_Taper]

Curses. The Persona reference was unsuccessful. Push Tokugawa into saving the world from demons.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You ARE the Tokugawa childhood self-image thing. And also part god. And also a future final boss. I kinda forgot where I was going with this.

[TCM]

Stomp all the facehuggers, then clothesline the lawyer.

[Furtuka]

Take the labtop and fly to Phobos!

[Spinal_Taper]

Push Tokugawa into saving the world from demons.