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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2012, 03:59:05 am »
A large safe and large quantities of catfood.

While searching for safe I found this, the possibilities are endless...
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #91 on: September 27, 2012, 04:14:47 am »
Pepper spray and a pack of toilet paper.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #92 on: September 27, 2012, 07:48:57 am »
bonus points to any who try these and give their reports
Slightly fewer bonus points if it's not at a Walmart
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« Reply #93 on: September 27, 2012, 07:53:55 am »
Yep, I agree. Updating starting post now =P
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #94 on: September 27, 2012, 08:58:35 am »
Quote from: vadia on September 27, 2012, 07:48:57 am
bonus points to any who try these and give their reports
Slightly fewer bonus points if it's not at a Walmart

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« Reply #95 on: September 27, 2012, 09:05:01 am »
Dang, I live in a country without Wal-Marts. :( Actually wait, what, that's a good thing.

Still, I doubt any Australian department stores would sell a lot of this stuff. I might give it a go at some point, though! :)

How about: Nail clippers and a bottle of glue.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #96 on: September 27, 2012, 09:55:44 am »
Pepper spray and a vibrator.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #97 on: September 27, 2012, 11:24:17 am »
Shotgun shells and matches.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #98 on: September 27, 2012, 04:09:26 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 27, 2012, 09:55:44 am
Pepper spray and a vibrator.
Or in general, pepper spray and [object you stick into orifice]. Same goes for cleaning supplies.

LOTS of pepper spray and a pack of water balloons.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2012, 05:06:37 pm »
Any liquid corrosive/poison/strong acid and a water pistol.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2012, 05:28:45 pm »
Eggs and toilet paper. Especially on halloween.

Further bonus points: Have a legitimate use for them when the cashier inevitably calls the police to give them early warning.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #101 on: September 27, 2012, 06:54:25 pm »
"Hey, I had a halloween party planned for like a hundred people and we had no eggs and all these cakes to make at (location), and (location) was low on toilet paper too."
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #102 on: September 27, 2012, 07:00:34 pm »
"I really wanted a dinner of marathon eggs but I heard they make you poop a lot so I decided to stock up on TP too"
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #103 on: September 27, 2012, 07:08:17 pm »
Laxitives and a pack of corks.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #104 on: September 28, 2012, 07:09:48 am »
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Quote from: vkiNm on February 23, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..
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