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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #120 on: September 30, 2012, 01:09:11 pm »
A mouse and a can of cheez-whiz.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #121 on: September 30, 2012, 01:22:29 pm »
Lotion and Tissue... just lotion and tissue.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #122 on: September 30, 2012, 03:24:58 pm »
Anything really. Any two things. Wearing a the creepiest clown mask possible without it being overtly "scary" looking.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #123 on: October 01, 2012, 07:49:21 am »
Bring in a gerbil, and buy some pliers and baby oil. Ask the cashier about ways to get rodents out of tight spaces.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #124 on: October 01, 2012, 09:31:40 am »
Quote from: zomara0292 on October 01, 2012, 07:49:21 am
Bring in a gerbil, and buy some pliers and baby oil. Ask the cashier about ways to get rodents out of tight spaces.
[I found an interesting article on gerbil removal....]

gun and alcohol.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #125 on: October 01, 2012, 12:34:57 pm »
Meh, Gun and alcohol is too ordinary. Plus, it could get you denied service if the cashier thinks you'll be a threat to yourself or others with it.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure even Wal*Mart has a waiting period on gun sales.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #126 on: October 02, 2012, 12:36:49 am »
Alcohol and Methanol.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #127 on: October 02, 2012, 01:36:21 am »
Hunting knife and a video camera.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #128 on: October 02, 2012, 02:15:49 am »
Nipple piercing and a mechanical chain/pulley system.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #129 on: October 02, 2012, 07:41:27 am »
rename the thread devious things to buy from walmart.  and extend the list to four or five.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #130 on: October 02, 2012, 05:55:26 pm »
Cayenne pepper and a blender.

Bonus points if you mention baby food.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #131 on: October 02, 2012, 06:02:58 pm »
A can of gasoline and a five meter long piece of rope.
Then ask if they got any matches or a lighter for sale.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #132 on: October 02, 2012, 09:01:53 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on October 01, 2012, 12:34:57 pm
Meh, Gun and alcohol is too ordinary. Plus, it could get you denied service if the cashier thinks you'll be a threat to yourself or others with it.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure even Wal*Mart has a waiting period on gun sales.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #133 on: October 02, 2012, 09:37:50 pm »
Doe Scent and a Valentines Day Card

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #134 on: October 03, 2012, 05:46:32 am »
An apron and a chainsaw.
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