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Kedly

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Wal-Mart Game
« on: September 20, 2012, 12:57:57 am »
You're in Wal-Mart and you feel like disturbing the cashiers. You can only buy two things, point loss if either are condoms or lube. What do you buy?

Bonus points if any of you try any of these and post how that went xD

I'll start: Baby powder and Depends
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2012, 01:03:36 am »
Pregnancy test and a single coat hanger.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2012, 01:05:31 am »
xD Nice
Ouija board and Bleach
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2012, 02:05:59 am »
A roll of thick wire and something usable as a gag?
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2012, 02:13:32 am »
A big bag of candy and a bunch of rat poison.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2012, 02:18:23 am »
A halibut and WD-40.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2012, 02:28:12 am »
Handsaw and a box of trash bags.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2012, 03:08:06 am »
A clown mask and a set of kitchen knives.
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2012, 03:10:02 am »
A grill and some bear traps.
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2012, 03:13:07 am »
An Obama mask and a can of gasoline.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2012, 05:49:30 am »
A box of shotgun shells and some clorox.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2012, 05:53:07 am »
Saucy lingerie and a tube of 'Tarzan's Grip' superglue.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2012, 05:56:16 am »
A beer and some sleeping pills.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2012, 06:10:28 am »
A lighter, and a huge lawn mower fuel tank.
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2012, 06:31:09 am »
A pack of condoms and a turkey dinner.
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