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Ricky

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2012, 10:17:32 pm »

A shockcollar for a dog and tube o' lube
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2012, 10:39:04 pm »

You can only buy two things, neither of which can be condoms or lube\
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2012, 10:44:40 pm »

A book on how to make a terrorist plot and a book on making bombs.

I DON'T CARE IF NO WAL-MART SELLS THEM!
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King DZA

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2012, 10:47:39 pm »

Barbie doll and a bottle of hand lotion.

Corai

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2012, 10:49:30 pm »

A american flag and a catapult.

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Tsuchigumo550

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2012, 11:26:54 pm »

An american flag and beer.

Nearly anything with beer, really.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2012, 12:17:38 am »

A book on how to make a terrorist plot and a book on making bombs.

I DON'T CARE IF NO WAL-MART SELLS THEM!
Pff. Walmart only carries popular books and romance novels. I don't care if you don't care. :P
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Scelly9

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2012, 12:20:04 am »

Now I need to print out the Anarchist's Cookbook, slap a label on it, and see how much the cashier freaks out.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2012, 12:23:34 am »

Now I need to print out the Anarchist's Cookbook, slap a label on it, and see how much the cashier freaks out.
(Un)fortunately for you, most of them will either not know or care what it is, or know but still not care. Being a cashier is shitty.
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Tsuchigumo550

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2012, 05:55:45 am »

"101 ways to shoplift" and a box of .22s
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RedWarrior0

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2012, 09:19:17 am »

Clorox and water balloons. Or pretty much any cleaning supplies and water balloons
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zomara0292

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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2012, 09:45:17 am »

Lunchbox and cloriform
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2012, 09:52:01 am »

Barbie Dolls and a clawhammer.
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2012, 09:53:36 am »

Shotgun and tarp
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Re: Wal-Mart Game
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2012, 10:13:13 am »

Shotgun and tarp

????? really?

Mexican and a lightbulb
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The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

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