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Caravan

Migrants

Siege

(Semi-)Megabeast

LEAVE TEH DORFS ALONE!!!11

[pisskop]

No kitty-kats? 

and yes, the artworks makes all the text workwhile!

edit  OH, I seeum!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Something witch a volcano and a river


(And that Longgrass is not for food... It's weed, hrhrh)

Longland grass is DF!wheat...

Pah. What's with dwarf wheat? Longland Grass is surely cannabis.

Can cannabis be ground into flour or brewed into beer?

[Dragor23]

Something witch a volcano and a river


(And that Longgrass is not for food... It's weed, hrhrh)

Longland grass is DF!wheat...

Pah. What's with dwarf wheat? Longland Grass is surely cannabis.

Can cannabis be ground into flour or brewed into beer?

Yes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Something witch a volcano and a river


(And that Longgrass is not for food... It's weed, hrhrh)

Longland grass is DF!wheat...

Pah. What's with dwarf wheat? Longland Grass is surely cannabis.

Can cannabis be ground into flour or brewed into beer?

Yes.

Does it make sense to do so when not high?

[Dragor23]

Something witch a volcano and a river


(And that Longgrass is not for food... It's weed, hrhrh)

Longland grass is DF!wheat...

Pah. What's with dwarf wheat? Longland Grass is surely cannabis.

Can cannabis be ground into flour or brewed into beer?

Yes.

Does it make sense to do so when not high?

Huh? What do you mean?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Something witch a volcano and a river


(And that Longgrass is not for food... It's weed, hrhrh)

Longland grass is DF!wheat...

Pah. What's with dwarf wheat? Longland Grass is surely cannabis.

Can cannabis be ground into flour or brewed into beer?

Yes.

Does it make sense to do so when not high?

Huh? What do you mean?

Do you need to be under the effects of cannabis to think making flour or beer out of it is a good idea?
...Look, it's wheat and rope reed is hemp. Happy?

[pisskop]

ummm?  We still gotta plant it after extracting seed.  Eat the weed to get the seed!

[GreatWyrmGold]

You can't eat longland grass.

[pisskop]

grrrrr....  [edit]You can eat the seeds.[/edit]

[Dragor23]

Something witch a volcano and a river


(And that Longgrass is not for food... It's weed, hrhrh)

Longland grass is DF!wheat...

Pah. What's with dwarf wheat? Longland Grass is surely cannabis.

Can cannabis be ground into flour or brewed into beer?

Yes.

Does it make sense to do so when not high?

Huh? What do you mean?

Do you need to be under the effects of cannabis to think making flour or beer out of it is a good idea?
...Look, it's wheat and rope reed is hemp. Happy?

Not really, but whatever.

[GreatWyrmGold]

grrrrr....  [edit]You can eat the seeds.[/edit]

Yes, you can. And the llamas can eat the rest. Assuming we can get anything to grow here.

Something witch a volcano and a river


(And that Longgrass is not for food... It's weed, hrhrh)

Longland grass is DF!wheat...

Pah. What's with dwarf wheat? Longland Grass is surely cannabis.

Can cannabis be ground into flour or brewed into beer?

Yes.

Does it make sense to do so when not high?

Huh? What do you mean?

Do you need to be under the effects of cannabis to think making flour or beer out of it is a good idea?
...Look, it's wheat and rope reed is hemp. Happy?

Not really, but whatever.

Gnomeblight has also been attributed hallucinogenic properties.

[PlutoniumApe]

ROUND 2: WHAT WAS I SMOKING WHEN I CAME UP WITH THIS?

Spoiler: Huge Map (click to show/hide)

Donut managed to dig through the frozen soil, almost laying 4 of the 7 planned bedrooms free.



Inod got busy cutting branches from one of the trees that Dariush cut down brutally.



Datan checked the wagon, but didn't find a river. Since he had nothing else to do he started unloading the wagon. Lobram started crafting, making a bucket, 2 beds and a hatch to cover the entrance. Datan suggested to use the wheels off the wagon for making a wheelbarrow and Lobram had no difficulty getting this done, too.



Gamur finally took control of the llamas and led them closer to the volcano, where they uncovered patches of grass under the snow. This might feed them for a while.



Dariush just finished brutally cutting down his third tree. Say what you want about his methods, but this guy most certainly gets stuff done! It also appears that he has made a friend, sadly he didn't come up with a name for it, yet. But he thoroughly enjoys the company.



Gobo made quite the journey himself, but the only thing he managed to find was a discarded skull. He admires it for its elaborate antlers. His companion agrees.

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Gobo the Hunter
Stout - Antisocial - Muscular

Datan KoganUrist
Muscular - Creative - Hardworking

Gamur
Pessimistic - Doctor - Brusque

Dariush
Sociopathic - Dual-wielding - Bloodthirsty

Donut
Hardworking - Intelligent - Strong

Lobram the Mason and Architect
Dexterous - Crafty - Drunkard

Inod Stoneshored
Big-Build - Independent - Easy-Going

Spoiler: Lifestock (click to show/hide)

2 llamas (m,f)
2 dogs (m,f)
2 cats (m,f)

Spoiler: Supplies (click to show/hide)

Weapons and Armory:
2 copper axes
copper short sword
copper crossbow
quiver with 25 copper bolts
2 copper bucklers
iron axe
obisidan short sword

Tools:
iron pickaxe
iron anvil
rope
workbench
bucket
wheelbarrow

Furniture:
2 beds
hatch

Food and Drink:
barrel of pondgrabber cutlets
barrel of plump helmets
barrel of longland grass
barrel of sunberries
barrel of dwarven beer
barrel of dwarven ale

Resources:
4 uristsł of wood
8 uristsł of twigs and branches

Spoiler: ramblings (click to show/hide)

Not much to say really. How do you like your ant farm fortress?

[Dariush]

Uh, is that a dog or a cat on my head?

Build a BRUTAL carpenter workshop. Create two training axes. Offer any idlers to BRUTALLY spar.

[Donuts]

Continue mining, tell guys to set beds up! And maybe a hatch for the stairs

[PlutoniumApe]

Uh, is that a dog or a cat on my head?

Since one dog and cat are with Gamur and the other dog is with Gobo, your head is covered with +cat+.

Also everyone's invited to make suggestions! Even if you didn't create the dwarf, since they don't belong to anyone