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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Random_Dragon]

Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS

We are the Shoruke. Lower your drawbridges and surrender your booze. We will add your drunken and dwarven shenanigans to our own. Your beer mugs will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile, dood.

[Kadian]

Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?

Where's my prize for figuring that one out?

[Random_Dragon]

Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?

Where's my prize for figuring that one out?

There was a prize, but I ate it. :V

[Kadian]

Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?

Where's my prize for figuring that one out?

There was a prize, but I ate it. :V

Someone bring me my ☼Obsidian Longsword☼, I need to gut someone >:3

[Imic]

Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?

Where's my prize for figuring that one out?

There was a prize, but I ate it. :V

Someone bring me my ☼Obsidian Longsword☼, I need to gut someone >:3

I can give you...
*checks pockets*
... 97 european cent?

[Kadian]

Good thing I'm german, I take it
You're in luck, Random, you will not meet my Sword today!

[Random_Dragon]

Good, obsidian would give me indigestion. ;w;

[Imic]

Good thing I'm german, I take it
You're in luck, Random, you will not meet my Sword today!

Hang on, i can't give it to you in any way, shape, or form.
So don't put down that sword.
However, may i add, i'm not sure how zero managed to eat it. The prize was a silver trophy, which was shaped like a cake.
*picks up warhammer made of lego and held together with duct tape*
On that note, can i help you kill zero?

Ps, if enough people ask me, i will post a picture of the hammer on imgur. No, seriouslay, i actually made it.

[Random_Dragon]

Nyet, feed me elves, not hammers and obsidian. :V

[Kadian]

Pics or it didnt happen, Imic. No, seriously, if you have a pic, sure, i want to see it! Does the hammer menace with spikes of lego?

And no, No Elves for you! >:O Those elves are my minions, you can't have them. You can 'nibble' on me though, if you really want to ^.~ *cough cough*

[Imic]

Well then.
BY (UN)POPULAR DEMAND, THE HAMMER OF LEGO JUSTICE
its not the best thing in the world, but i made it this morning...
https://m.imgur.com/SOm2E4H,BDIHx1W,6oVbizP,GA97U3X

[Shoruke?]

Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS

At heart, aren't we All shoruke?

Yes

[Random_Dragon]

The prinnies, they multiply.

Delicious.

[Shoruke]

However, may i add, i'm not sure how zero managed to eat it. The prize was a silver trophy, which was shaped like a cake.
[...]
Ps, if enough people ask me, i will post a picture of the hammer on imgur. No, seriouslay, i actually made it.

Although it was a pretty sweet hammer, I was hoping for pictures of the trophycake TBH 
And also maybe a poll that says "Are you Shoruke?"
> yes
> no
> I have no idea what that even means
> I am Shoruke

[Random_Dragon]

And also maybe a poll that says "Are you Shoruke?"
> yes
> no
> I have no idea what that even means
> I am Shoruke

Dooo iiiit!