23:49 Alright, trying the other beer. It's pretty good, despite having a girly, elvish, distinctly non-khorne approved name (Bellerose. Yeah, Prettyrose). Well, it's a special Christmas beer, so it's generally pretty good.
Opened the save. Siege is four gobs so far. We seeme to have decent trap defenses ? Do we have a mitliraitry (wow this went wrong) ? I bet we don't, because if someone actually goes through all the military setup to provide decent military while utterly trashed, my hat to him.
23:52 I need some good music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEBA6ubHpGgsurewhynot.avi
23:58 need to drink more.
00:01 Getting all the human mercenaries in my squads before making a manly charge with all my military at the goblin menace. Let's see how it goes.
...Are they even equipped properly ? I don't know and I have no opinion
00:03 At least I'll put all the military together for a COORDINATED manly charge at the weakling Slaaneshi goblins. So you don't all die.
00:07 One of the human spearmen mercs got out, crippled a goblin, one of the dwarves charged. It got instantly killed.
It was completely unequipped
Clearly I need to drink more to cope with this tragic loss of dwarven life.
Need some... more brutal music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmaOETGSwDyeah.
00:13 BLOOD IS SPILLED FOR KHORNE ! OR ARMOK ! SAME DAMN GOD ANYWAYS !
MORE VIOLENCE ! THAT IS WHAT HE REQUIRES !
00:15 Still six goblins alive and not captured... the goblin mace lord has been captured. I'm not sure how this will work.
Also, the squadrons are useless, shared and unweaponed. well, my army is shit. No matter, let's see how I survive.
00:23 Well, dwarves dying, and a single goblin pikeman is there. The others are caught or dead or some fled for some reason. Stop getting out your idiotic fucks (talking to dwarves here)
00:30 we vanquished the goblins... more or less. miasma, dead dwarves, i nedd conffins
also i need more drinsk d (both ic and ooc)
00:37 a werewarthog outside, pursuing my dwarves, this is all what i need
ah whatever
00:39 after killing four of my dwarves the guy goes back into a human and attempts to flee.
I just zerg rush all the dwarves on him. He will not escape now that he is vulnerable !
00:43 four civilian squads for dogpiling ! go, my bearded zerglings !
00:46 of course the fucker escapes
go fuck another werebeast, you damn furry
00:49 we need to clean up those 945 raw mussels
no i'm not even kidding... at least we have enough food for a while, and drink storage isn't looking bad
building coffins
01:02 overwhelmed with jobs, why are dwarvesde FISHING GOT DAMN WHAT KIND OF SHIT JOB IS FISHERMAN ? FUCKING USELESS FISHERMEN
the burial is going well, though the caverns not being locked meant a troll went into the main room and killed more dwarves
01:20 i think the burial should be done... now we apparently have two entrances for some reason, the hole in the farms isn't done yet, and i'm not sure the caverns are locked yet
i'm confused over the whole building of this fort ??,!!?!1!one evleend ! penis !
it's been a long winter anyways. probably gonna stop my turn soon.
01:24 also i locked this lower z-level who was getting slowly irrigateed by the river. we can make a farm out of it now, i guess.
there's a goblin dancer. a female goblin dancer.
you mean a female goblin prostitute surely ? goddamn racial mixity goblins, corrupting our dwarves !
well i'm kidding mostly. goblins are still uuh weird in my books but if she doesn't want to slaugther my dwarves then i'm fine with her. go on, please poledance for my dwarves, not sure if they will be turned on but
01:34 alright, i can't make sense of all ofthis thing fortes ded there and i't's late gonna fishfbigh this beer and save the fort and upload do dffdd
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11535
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