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[Random_Dragon]

Dooo iiit.

[Havarous]

Sorry about the file thing, I tried three file hosters (including dffd) before ending up with that one. The account confirmation emails still haven't come through for one reason or another so I can only assume they aren't going to, but I'm still receiving emails from everywhere else and it definitely had the right email because it autofilled all over the shop.

It is a mystery.

[Naryar]

It is sad but not unexpected.

[Yoink]

I suppose I should post this here, for those who might be interested. Or have expressed interest in the past.
Those of you who are not interested, you need not dig any deeper into this post.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 The rest of you, here. Dank Fortress.

[Random_Dragon]

Oh this can't possibly end well. :V

[MarcAFK]

#yoloswag420blazeit

[Yoink]

That was so much fail it is hard for a mortal mind to comprehend.
Oh well. I hope it catches on anyway.

[MarcAFK]

The only dank I regularly partake in is the expression of dank maymays on the interwebs.

[Vyro]

Oh wow those musucal styles are kinda weird and awesome. The world generates a use and interpretation of sound from scratch, totally alien from what we are using... It's really cool to look at!

Plus, it gave us some classics such as ''EXECUTION!''

From what we can interpret, it goes like this:

A dwarf stands up, start screaming :
'' E! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ... ''
''PTE!... RO! ... DAC!... TYL!....''
''TAN!... TRUM!... SPY! ... RAL!!!...''
''JE! ... WEL' ... CUT! ... TUR!...''
''EX! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ...''

Meanwhile, other dwarves may join as well by yelling over the main singer, drowning the main song eith equally ninsensical words, as long as they also yell execution here and then and they follownthe very simple rhytm. Then everyone take a deep breath and repeat thensame thjng with less and less enthusiam until the general interest dies.

Truly, RNG has nailed dwarven public singing on this one.

So, dwarven public singing is exactly like Drunk Fortress, eh?

PTW, lurking around.

[Shoruke]

If I take a Happy Holidays turn, it's not going to be for like 4 or 5 days at least. Can anyone else go sooner?

EDIT: Good news! Girlfriend's family got me coconut rum for Christmas.
>=D
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Yeah I'll probably take a turn on like the 27th or 28th or something.

[MarcAFK]

I'm drunk but.... Eh... Merry chrustmas you inebriated fiends.

[Taupe]

This is the weirdest Christmas. Not only is there no snow in Montreal, but the people petitioned to reopen the city pools to counter the heat stroke. And it's happening.

Canada, drunkest of all.

[Random_Dragon]

A warm christmas down here in Texas is sad but not expected.

Warm christmas up in Quebec? It is terrifying.

[Taupe]

A warm christmas down here in Texas is sad but not expected.

Warm christmas up in Quebec? It is terrifying.

Its fifty degree celscius higher than it should be. Im walking around with a t-shirt way north at mt parents' place. Life no longer makes sense.

[Amperzand]

That makes literally no sense.

Take time-stamped photos.

Climate-change deniers can go hang.