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[Random_Dragon]

Clearly we need a 3-year-anniversary turn. o3o

[Shoruke]

Clearly we need a 3-year-anniversary turn. o3o

* Shoruke checks the OP

You're off by 3 months and 8 days.
...Eh, take the turn anyway 

[Random_Dragon]

Aw boo. ;w;

Sadly can't tonight, got stuff to do tomorrow. And most of the week in fact. I do at least have an unopened pint of Southern Comfort waiting for me to put it to good use, when I get the chance.

[Scruffy]

Seems like the fort is a mess. I forgot to set up stockpiles, the farms and all of our seeds except a dozen plumphelmet spawns are a pile of smoldering magma and there is no booze. Dorfs seem to have been drinking vomit for months (even though there is a brook ) and the gates are not connected to anything so anyone can just walk in

[MarcAFK]

So what you're saying is the next overseer needs to make a ton of booze?

[Random_Dragon]

So it can be drunk fortress both in and out of the game, yesss.

[Taupe]

So it can be drunk fortress both in and out of the game, yesss.

Next step, a cyberdwarf system in the tavern so that the dwarves can have a turn.

[Random_Dragon]

Are you sure you want the dwarves to be playing with themselves? o3o

[Shoruke]

Are you sure you want the dwarves to be playing with themselves? o3o

Urist McMom cancels play video games: seeking infant.
Urist McLazyMom cancels seek infant: playing video games.

[Scruffy]

Pretty drunk again (holidays and all that)
Someone take a turn so I can play again

[Random_Dragon]

I should eventually. Maybe tonight. @_@

[Scruffy]

I should eventually. Maybe tonight. @_@

M'wahahah
too late

drinking now
Actually, been drinking a bit too much. Poured a bit over 5l of that 10%ABV (is it wine? Is it cider? who knows?) stuff before that previous thurn so now I have been trying to gert rid of let last 2½ of it.

Setting new areas for shrooming. We need those plumphelmets


preparing for obsidiazing the magmaleak
pic2

no plant worth gathering. seriously, noh´thing to gather. Gathering above the cliwside and caves when I ncance create new staircase to them

ELVES!
linking the levers to gates

'WAT?


builidng a road to dorfheim

dem dorfs man


dorfs drinking water


buidling ndew drinign areas

stockpiles!
pic7


oops.
obsidian failed due to eing on the wrong tile. erm.. oops?
MIgRANTS


Dumped the elves in the calderra!
Huzzah!
Didnt do us much good though
aboveground farms! Hopefully



FDuck
Instrad of sealing the magma with obsidian I managed to release it in the bderooms


not much is happening
Damn it. Random drakeling: cancels building: interruopted by one.-humped cmelö


URist cancels: hunt fo verming: getting water
1/3 of the magma leaks sealed, 2 more to go
canceled: hot stone
htostone
hotstone
Damn this
Jst dig the damn thing

no!


there has to be a way to sel it


we have no booze
we have no seeds
we have more smoke nad fire than we wantheere to be

midsummer
oh great. magmacrabs
the only thing our mamgaleak was missing

migrants. More dorrfs to carry buckets for watrer
once again my glass is empty
'
Îton Wadlabored wishes to reside in Cloiseteredbored for the purpose of entertaining citizens
Do you approve?
NO!
YES! It is not like one more mouth to feed is going to make it any worse



TIS DONE!
Still full of magma and leaks but atleast it is not getting in!
pic15
bederooms all still under of 14/7 maghma



water. THE BLOODY IDIOTS ARE DRINKIGN WATER!


Digdigdig a hole somethiong something. dorfs do what they do. they also thirst. mostly dig though
still not enough farmeing. why?
bloody hell. all the damn farmers burned alive with the farms. Should have nknwo
dorfs. more dorfs. The last thing we need. Go away!
news. oh how great


Not again..
Toneri. What hte hell is a toneri and why is it made out of forgottenbest arse producitons?
;My drinks. Too much. Too long gone. Still more to drink but too much to drink before
dorfs still making a 10dorf line to drink water

more caves full of shrrooms
YES!
MUSHROOMS! FINALLY!
PLUMPHELMETS!! PIGTAILS!
BOOZE!

THE burning boozy magma is drying out! Yes! out magma-safe crap is still retrievable
A file force of dorfness has arrivedf


WELCOME OT DORFHEIM!

Wintr bretty soon
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11496

[Random_Dragon]

Dooo iiit. Booze for the booze god. Mugs for the mug throne.

[Random_Dragon]

Oh wow. You didn't even need any tempting levers to douse the place in magma. o3o

[Taupe]

I was about to say ''wow this is way too symetrical and well designed for drunkfort'' but then you filled it with magma so that's 'kay.