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[Shoruke]

Well, looking at one of the most important pages on the wiki only costs you one drink 
Except, I think that rule expired with the previous fort.

[MarcAFK]

I'm surprised anything works in drunk fort. I'm literally shocked anyone is coherent enough to produce anything vaguely useful in that state.

[Taupe]

hey new plan. just set everyone as mechanics on the side and put all idlers to making and dumping mechanisms. That way any single mood produces a gear or pumpm We'll make an artefact only magama weapon.

[MarcAFK]

If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?

[Naryar]

If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?

If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...

It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.

[Scruffy]

If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?

If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...

It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.

If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in )

[Taupe]

Question, if we use saran-wrap (or other materials) to seal the tacos, could we add a like submarine-style entrance shaft, drop the tacos in the ocean, and have a fucking TACO SUBMARINE!?!?

[MarcAFK]

If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?

If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...

It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.

If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in )

Glorious tacofort, could we get some corn, tomatos, and beans from the human traders and plant it on the taco's roof?
Could a drunk fort organise a successful trading session? kek.

[Shoruke]

Much as I enjoy the popularity of being the only named character in the poll, we might have to start a new poll involving tacos soon.

[Naryar]

If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?

If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...

It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.

If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in )

Tacosday device !

[Yoink]

I just stumbled insto my room, stat down at my computer, then fell ver onto my arse and  roke out laughing, I think I a, drunk.
I miight play a turn in a bit.

[Shoruke]

I just stumbled insto my room, stat down at my computer, then fell ver onto my arse and  roke out laughing, I think I a, drunk.
I miight play a turn in a bit.

I was half-heartedly considering taking a turn, but nah, you go ahead.

[Bobnova]

Someone certainly should.

[MarcAFK]

Someone certainly should.

I daresay he's probably sober now.

[Shoruke]

Darn, you mean I could have played Drunk Fort instead of XCOM and I wouldn't have even been stepping on anyone's toes?
If it makes you all feel better, my next "today we learned" is gonna be great, because I went to a Maid Cafe yesterday.
Also, I might just end up taking that turn later today...