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[Taupe]

opeoples the save leads to the old fort with apparentl some turns played. didnt someone create a new world? from what i see narnya's turn is the last save i can locate, and im too wasted to locate whatever the right save is.

Please confirm that this:  http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837   is the right save.

Or like redirect me to the right one

[Kamin]

opeoples the save leads to the old fort with apparentl some turns played. didnt someone create a new world? from what i see narnya's turn is the last save i can locate, and im too wasted to locate whatever the right save is.

Please confirm that this:  http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837   is the right save.

Or like redirect me to the right one

This is the right save for the Water Fort. Camulus had a problem downloading it and played a turn in a new world/fort, but it's fine to use the save you used. Continue on.

[Camulus]

*Taupe plays*

....

*Hilarity ensues*

[Naryar]

...I didn't know garnierite was a sexual fetish.

[Scruffy]

Coffins. We need so many coffins. Well, mostly slabs due to almost all of the corpses being under multiple z-levels of water, but who cares.
The ghosts will keep us company. We wouldn't want to be disrespectful to our dorven forerunners by banishing their essences, now would we? Certainly not now since they have come back to watch over us. Anyway, they seem to like it here.

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But here's the basement tho. as you can see digging there would be unoptimal at best.

Nah. The soil is just a ..little wet and runny. Nothing that dorf stupidity booze-induced ingenuity can't fix. Perhaps we just need to dig UP from below..

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The good news is, there seems to be a lot of pointless critters, and absolutely no sign of creeping eyes, demons or whatnot.

What is it with this world and wombats? Wombats invaded our previous fort. They plague our current fort and we have been fighting them ever since we settled here. Then there were those werewombats that infected Scruffysomething and led to the deaths of a dozen dorfs and creation of multiple weredorfs. Beware, for the wombats are coming and they have tasted dorf blood.
Pretty soon our fort will be full of heroic engravings of great battles against wombats, wombats biting Urist McUrist's little finger, left hand and dorfs being surrounded by wombats and cowering while the wombats laugh etc..

Wombats are the new honey/giant badgers

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I look at the shaft
standing atop one support
I fix that nonsence.

Noo..
The shaft needs to be free and able to go flaccid when it feels like it. How are we going to collapse it now?

Nice turn.

So, that's what, two turns plus Camulus since my last turn?
Hmm...

[Random_Dragon]

And I thought I was the only one here crazy enough to tank half-bottles of SC. >w>

[Taupe]

The... hangover... Someone turn off the sun.

Here's the save. It is yours if you turn off the sun.

On a somewhat related note, my bottle is empty. The narration of my turn has no right to be as intelligible as it is.

[Scruffy]

On a somewhat related note, my bottle is empty. The narration of my turn has no right to be as intelligible as it is.

Impressive.
You are an example to us all, a paragon of dorfdom. Just remember, with great dorfdom comes great hangover.

Edit:
Shouldn't take a turn but the flesh is weak. Weak and drunk

[Scruffy]

Aww, screw it. I'm taking a turn
I really shouldn't be drinking. I was planning on drinking but that was 8 hours ago. Then I ended up remembering that I had to write a lab raport and spent the next 7 hours writing it.
Now it is too late. I need to get up in about 8 hours.
Well, I already drank half a litre of around 14% kilju (yep, the drink for students and jobless drunks) during the last 30mins or so I suppose I will just have to keep going and suffer consequences tomorrow
I suppose that another half a litre would be enough. Wonä't be a lonh turn anyway.
Loading the save and starting it up

hmm... beautiful and pure ascii (damn it! it is not even real ascii, just tiles that look like letters!) or phoebus like taupe used. Decissions, decissions..

food: a can of beans and couscous mixed together with some leek, spices and egg.
Why am I eating this crap? usually i lkove cooking but today I donät really have the time nor patience for it
I hate myself for eating (And ENJOYING for some reason) this

Started the save

What the hell?
Trees.
Something has to be done
This is inexcusable. The trees have taken over

tje whole fort is still hanging from that single birch twig. Not even a branch. Just a twig. Pile of leaves. If womeone were to pull the lever, what would happen? NOTHING!
Bloody treeas!

No ghosts? What manner of sorcery did you use taupe?


Hmm.. what should I do? Perhaps no projects this time. I'll just build crap around the lake thingie.
caskets. so many caskets. the old stockpiles are full of ugly 0s. Wooden caskets. There are so many of them. WHY ARE THEY UNOCCUPIED!?!

we still don't seem to have stockpiles, zones or most rooms assigned after the reclaim. Better do those before I am too dorf to be able to do it. Should ease up the work for hte next overseers
reassigned most stockpiles (food and crap piles. all that) and reassigned camulus bedrooms


So, I have been thinking...
He dorfs are not addicted to booze. They are not alcoholics
Thy are born in a perpentuan state of hangover. A permanent, headsplitting hangover
'they can't jhelp it

why are there statues of random animals and dorfs killign dorfs everywhere?
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one thing is certain:
KILL GE TREES!
BUILD ME A TOMB OUT OF THEIR MANGLED REMAINS!

where are the underground farms? I knw wer have one. Two abocegroudn, one underground
ohwell. making more. assigningstockpiöes and crap. should work well enough so people don't have to worry about food abd biize


dorf rapist time. what are these dorfs doing
Nobody is farming, cookign or craftin? EVERYONE IS A MINER AND MASON?!?
whoa. sho this is what it must look like after my turns
how about htis? should make do úntil we get more dorfs and the fort back upo and running

reassign them if youwill. just leave the farmers

nobles
lord taco is alreayd te manager so he might aswell become a bookkeeper.
azta... erh.. something? is actually very skilled at diagnozing dorfs (though has 0 experience at actually doing the surgeries... fun ensured) CMO!

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one dorf permanently cutting down the fould trees before they can strike

turn began around the beginning of granite i think
earlu spring


building the hanging garden bvenice thingie. something to do.
 it is useless but hey, so are the dforfs. perfect job for them
ELVES! Grrr
they don't actually have anythign worht stealing

hmmm... what to do with the water pumpstack. I need to fix the first pump and gears the fb burned
WAIT! I KNOW! A DROWNING CHAMBER! WITH A TRADE DEPOT! IT IS INGENIOUS! YES!
yave to remove one unused farmland to make room. will byild more

I do believe that I'm drunk,..,

That armok dr.strangelove reminded me. GARNIERITE!
WWE MUST HOARD MORE½!

you wanted luxurious bedrooms, eh camilus?Wellm, digging some more. Hope they have garnierite. Tacoloco got most of the luxus rooms already. Darn hoarder
rebuilding our lovely pumpstgack. we will need it once the elves need drowning

REALLY low fps. 32. WHy? what is happening that slows it down? usuallty it is over 100 for me
oh well, might be benificial for me. more time to react
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OH! forgot the booze! only about 40urists left. Darmn close
everyone is just stockpiling due to the new piles. ARMOK DAMN IT!

...I don't have enough pictures and I'm nearly out of booze
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finally. stupidelves is busy distilling and camulus, siquo and basin are planting their seed

MIGRANTS! PERFECT!
from 21 dorfs to ...25?
4 FUCKING DORFS!?!? oh for dorfs sake

dorfgs not working? 21 jobless? no food to cook/brew/do dorf stuff with+
When in doubt, rob the elves!

crafts. unlimited dorf works! we can always use more doors. more bins. MORE COFFINS!

,,i  think that i hve been listening to jogcast's "I am a dorf" for two hours straight.
murky pools are full of mist. interesting
--how could a dorf fall from so high? oh for honks sake..
HONK! HONK!
We need clowns! And garnierite!
BLUE GARNIERITE!

TO THE MINES!!!

woah. i dont think that i have ever had this much trouble coordinating my commands (and hands)
woahj

Wait a sec? If one of these wooden constructs caves in it will crash through every roof until it hits the bedrooms below the first caversn,, flooding EVERY FUCKING level of the fort. they go through roofs until they hit a solid wallm which we have preacous little off.
Damn it. caveins are scary when building a water fort. FUN!
I just better not make a mistake
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weebcutter jobless? MORE TREES O Cut!
Wait, what? weebs to cut? I MENT TREES!

zoom function F6 to the flooded magmaforges
Will dig a new hole to reach tehm


40dorfs? when?
a grandmaster mason? who should she be?

WE HAVE NO BOOZE?!? We were cooking our damn booze? WHAT?



penile contact. the shaft is a nice  way of getting to high places


The only remedy they have managed to invent is booze
It does not cure the problem, it just postpones it.
They drink booe and it helps make their daily lifes, no, very existence atleast SLIGHTLY bearable
and then they will have to drink more to avoid the inevidable hangover.

They don't work faster because of booze, they start working slowly because of the eventually insanity-inducing hangover rearing itäs ugly arse when they stop drinking
This is a fight they are bound to lose but what other options do they have? Just keep drinking another doze of alcoholic medicine every few months and hope that the hangover won't be lifethreatening
Indeed. Tey don't love booze. It is just someting inevidable that they have to drink to avoid falling into a hangover that could lead to their eventual insanity
woah, too mcuh coherent writing. enoug hfor this evenitn
 
flame52 got moody
..amd je ised.
AND he used 1 persimmon wood log, 1 ginkgo wood log and one walnut woody log
sounds pretty woody
...flame52 crafted an artifact persimmon wood figurine or RAMNDOMDRAGON!
What the hell?


What? Flame52 crafted an artifact figurine of randomdragon dieing painfully and decorated it with persimmon and ginkgo wood and spikes of wallnut?
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why wont they mine?
wait? i didn't designate dig zones? what the hell are those blyue areas?
and the main mining area is blocked by a wall
A wall I BUILT a few turmns ago
DAMN IT! SO MUC TIME FASTED

UNSEAL THE LOWER FORT! WE ARE NOT AFRAID!

INTO THE  DEPTHS! TO MINE!
TO DIG!
CANDYU! GARNIERITE! GLORY!
..noble bedrooms
GLORY!

so many dead dorfs found. will need more graves
will build them in the dining room

..no wonder taco was useless as a bookkeeper. his room was sealed

THE LOWER CAVERNS OARE OURS ONCE MORE!
i think that i need to get up soon
what the fuck?
when did 40 dorfs become 7?

no wonder work was slow

ITS THE DAMN DEMON! THE DEMON IS BACK!


SEAL IT ON THE SURFACE! THE DRUNK WILL ENDYRE!y
stop fishing damn it!



kamnin just doesnt give a shit. he just walked across the demon to build a wall and didnt even run awayu in fear
the demon ignored him
he just does his job as he pleases and no bloody demons are going to affect it


..the demon just doenst give a shit either. it just sits there and gnarls at the dorfs passing it
the demon is going somewhere.
sitting in the staircase and coming back up

..kamin is just sleeping in his own bedroom. zero shits given
why acant the other doirfs be like him?
´

the upper fort is off limits. burrowed down below.
...first the deep fort was sealed, not hte upper part is sealed.
what comes around comes around

STOP MAKING BOOZE DAMN IT! SEAL IT!
...migrants. now...

have a good dinner demon
..it doesnt care


ok..
we have about 10 dorfs
one is sealed in the hospital overrrun by trolls
all sealed in the lowr fort
stairway to the upper part severed.
demon just sitting there...

hjave fun

must sleep
I need to be up in 4-5 hours. drunk
I'll try to upload the pics now
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10853

[DrStrangeWeird]

I made something very special. Something that perfectly sums up this lovely little fort and its inhabitants. (Also, where the heck is my named Dwarf you lousy drunk)

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[Scruffy]

I made something very special. Something that perfectly sums up this lovely little fort and its inhabitants. (Also, where the heck is my named Dwarf you lousy drunk)

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...
MORE!
GARNIERITE!

[Bobnova]

Two turns! Two turns for Armok!

That was glorious.
I laughed my ass off at:

So, a word about coffins
coffins arent coffers.
And coffers arent good at containing dwarves.
Our cemetary, however, can now house a lot of coins.

as well as

Edit:
Shouldn't take a turn but the flesh is weak. Weak and drunk

I'm liking this water fort concept, it's proven to be entertaining to watch. Hilarious Doom can show up without simply Destroying Everything like lava.

[Taupe]

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Gaze upon my work, ye mighty, and despair. Those 5 pieces of green furniture are the apex of our civilization.

Also, we now know what happened with creeping eyes, demons and whatnot.

Great turn, Scruffy.

And thanks for the image, Bob!         

[Shoruke]

Those 5 pieces of green furniture are the apex of our civilization.

Are we sure they aren't just regular chairs that have been covered in puke and, I dunno, bleach or troll blood or something? Because everything else seems to be covered in copius amounts of puke.

[Naryar]

Ah, what the hell. Have already two strong beers in the blood (well nearly) and haven't eaten a lot today, so taking a short turn now.

edit: ass download is taking too much time 

14:29 Alright, Imma starting now. Must get another drink.

14:30 let's wall up the demon.

14:33 Why is everyone walled up ?

14:38 cave crocodfuck who let the caverns open

14:46 ass crocodile has been killed due to me messing up with military equips and a pick

fuckgign dcave crododciles

14:48 oh look human caravan

swindle time

14:52 i'm trying to open the fort but he fuck dwarves are seeking shit all over

14:56 new arrivals ! hrrray ! we are now at 19

demon still ain't moved, dwarves still ain't locked him up

15:06 there is a fuckton of jobs, and not enough dwarves

removing the shitty jobs

on a positive side : there is now alcohol, and enoughfor out population

15:19 WHY IS NOBODY WORKING YOU FUCKS

15:20 FIne...



alright, time to PULL SOME FUCKING LEVERS

need to get drunk before doing that for maximum fun

this lever didn't work, how about this one ?



yup, seems to work, rating : LEVER/10



rating: WATER/10



THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF IT WAS MAGMA

WATERMURDERED

15:34 Only three drowned. THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED

OH ARMOK, GREAT AMONGST THE GREATS, ONE WHO IS TERRIFYING AMONGST THE TERRORS

I AM BUT A HUMBLE SUPPLICANT, AND CALL UPON YOUR MIGHT IN MY HOUR OF NEED

PLEASE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE IT HAS NEVER RAINED BEFORE

ARMOK AKBAR IS GREAT, AMEN

15:42 ARMOK BE PRAISED ! ALL WHO REFUSE HIS MIGHT BE SLAIN LIKE THE DOGS THEY ARE !



And so it ends. A few have avoided the waters of wrath, by digging to the caverns or to the surface.

The fort has ended as it was made: in water. Properly.

I suppose it was inevitable.



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http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10855