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[EinsteinSatDown]

Hmmm.
I overestimated my own tolerance.
I will either start drinking/playing now, or within 6 hours.
6 hours long time though.
Not been hungover in quite a while.

EDIT: I seem to be have been just starting to play before passing out. Such a shame.
EDIT 2: Seem to have finished whiskey. May still use sherry?
EDIT 3: Going to go to sleep again methinks. Then, I will either finish this or quit in shame.
If yesaja gets drunk, can take turn.

[Yesaja]

No need until Scruffles finishes his turn, as I will just have to update it again when he finishes--thanks for the reminder, though 

But Scruffy did finish already? Did I miss something? (Or did you mean Einstein?)

save
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898

EDIT: I seem to be have been just starting to play before passing out. Such a shame.
EDIT 2: Seem to have finished whiskey. May still use sherry?
EDIT 3: Going to go to sleep again methinks. Then, I will either finish this or quit in shame.
If yesaja gets drunk, can take turn.

Nah, I won't hijack your round, 'dis for fun after all. I prepared myself (and my fridge) though:

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"Apfel" means "Apple" and got 18%. EDIT: One could have guessed by the picture. *Facepalm for own stupidity*
Cheers to everyone, who recognizes my background. (o:

[Scruffy]

Cheers to everyone, who recognizes my background. (o:

Ofcourse we recognize it

[TD1]

Mines of Moria Guardian thingy? Pfff, of course.

Now release it into Drunk Fortress in an inebriated state.

Against inebriated Dwarves.
!!FUN!!

[Yesaja]

Here's the original - it is, in fact, a forgotten beast:
http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg

EDIT: I blame Nordinkel for this. x'D

[Nordinkel]

i dont even have any idea about this picture.
i just googled "dwarf fortress art" and this came up.

I'm so hyped about this now. I will tell my doctor that it's Kamin's fault in case i turn an alcoholic

[Scruffy]

Here's the original - it is, in fact, a forgotten beast:
http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg

EDIT: I blame Nordinkel for this. x'D

I remember seeing it in a fan-art art thread and using it as a wallpaper two years or so ago

[Random_Dragon]

I'm going to bet that whoever takes the next turn will fall for Scruffy's latest level of doom. If only so I can stop being the last schmuck to have ruined a fortress that way. ;w;

[Yesaja]

I'm going to bet that whoever takes the next turn will fall for Scruffy's latest level of doom. If only so I can stop being the last schmuck to have ruined a fortress that way. ;w;

That'd be me, but I'm still waiting for Einstein.

[EinsteinSatDown]

I'm going to bet that whoever takes the next turn will fall for Scruffy's latest level of doom. If only so I can stop being the last schmuck to have ruined a fortress that way. ;w;

That'd be me, but I'm still waiting for Einstein.

Apologies for blocking up the process.
Anyway, I won't be completing my turn.
Still somewhat hungover, my body took a beating.

In the end, I should have paced myself.
Drank too much before starting.

For now, I retreat, beaten.
The next time I am to become drunk(probably in more than a month, as stated before I do not drink much), I will try again, and plan the whole adventure better.

Regardless of my failure, this whole experience has made me an admirer of what of goes on in this thread.
Will follow the drunken failings of others ardently from now on.

Good luck to whomever is next, guess scruffy's save is the save to be used.

End transmission.

EDIT: A few spelling errors crept in. Had to correct them.

[Yesaja]

Apologies for blocking up the process.
Anyway, I won't be completing my turn.
Still somewhat hungover, my body took a beating.

In the end, I should have paced myself.
Drank too much before starting.

For now, I retreat, beaten.
The next time I am to become drunk(probably in more than a month, as stated before I do not drink much), I will try again, and plan the whole adventure better.

Regardless of my failure, this whole experience has made me an admirer what of goes on in this thread.
Will follow the drunken failings of others ardently from now on.

Good luck to whomever is next, guess scruffy's save is the save to be used.

End transmission.

EDIT: A few spelling errors crept in. Had to correct them.

As said, no problem. You tried, you failed, you gonna try again and - I believe - everyone is fine with that.
I started a huge attack on my alcohol supplies I posted earlier. As soon as I groot my first screens, I'll have one designated post for my adventure as new overseer.

EDIT: Things I ate before successfully digested. To quote Caboose: I feel diiiizzzyyyy~... no, wait, I don't, I can still type correctly.
Gotta drink more.

EDIT2. Alcoohl working.

EIDT3: INM FUCKUING DRUNG!

EDIT 4:


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What the fuck do I even start with? Who cerated this shit???

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Seriously? A huge lava sea? Who made this shit up? Fucking drunkoverseesrs!

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CHOP DOWN THE HSIT

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Okay, I got the meeting hall. But why the fuck are there only such... shitty table? WHAT TEH FUCK ARE THOSE CONSTRUCTIONS?
Gotta correct the fucking shit

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I CANT FIND THE FUCKING FORTRESS

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Gotta place a fucking wall for defence.  Seriously! If fucking elves come, what do we do?

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Oo Without joke: It looks like, this fucking fort is going to hell

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

This shit is beneath 30 feet under the ground or fucking shit. The cermatory Nordinkle talked about. What am I gonna do about it?

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Advance this fucking shit!
But what is this fuck?

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Vacant? Oo Very strange. Gotta put "yesaja" to it

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Hummm. Okay. That's somewhat unexpected. Let's see what they want to trade

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Almost more funny to watch them travel to actualy play xDDD

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! Nordinkel, you genius! You weren't drunk, I swear! To use a mountain for traders to actually use :O

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Fuck off, everyone. I am durnk. I curse lal I want.

Did anyone fucking notice this?
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We tried to fucking sell wine. WINE. You serious?

I can only screenshot one thing at a time, but believe me, there are popping things out everytime.

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Allowed catching ammo that was recently used.

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I have no idea why. Not my fault, I swear!

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Advance this ucking shit.

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http://puu.sh/ca4Mu/25a4ac97db.jpg

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What?

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NOT MY FAULT I SWEAR!! DDD:

Still not my fault.

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Nordinkel!!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!! NOT ENOUGH CONFfiNGs! WHERE CAN IF IND THIS FUCKING SHIT CARPENTER!!!???

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What fucking else? Magma Forge, fucking dwarves!!! I prefer humans and angas, fuck me!!

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I fucking swear, I fucking don't know how:

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I'm done,. I'm fucnkngi done
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9906

[Bobnova]

I am loving the activity here

[Nordinkel]

i also like how the whole drunk fortess thing has its own little sub-community.

i'm currently helping yesaja setting up this thing. I can't even read half of the stuff he's writing me.

so this should be amazing.

[Scruffy]

Just a tip:
The fortress is ABOVE the dining room. Mostly

[Nordinkel]

For everone's convenience, let me keep track of all the profanity for you:
Current "Fuck" Count: 13

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the fuck do I even
 Fucking drunkoverseesrs!
 why the fuck
WHAT TEH FUCK
THE FUCKING FORTRESS
 a fucking wall for defence.
 fucking elves
this fucking fort is going to hell
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
fucking shit (x2)
But what is this fuck?

Current "Shit" Count: 8

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Who cerated this shit
Who made this shit up
CHOP DOWN THE HSIT
shitty table
Gotta correct the fucking shit
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
This shit is beneath 30 feet
Advance this fucking shit!

NON-PROFANITY - like 3%

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Seriously? A huge lava sea?
Okay, I got the meeting hall.
Oo Without joke: It looks like, this [...] Fort is going to Hell.
The cermatory Nordinkle talked about. What am I gonna do about it?

this is as good a poem as any