19:30 Beginning preparations.
-Poured a shot of vodka and 2 white russians.
19:45 Finished my last drinks. Starting to feel drunk. Bottle nearly gone
-Poured a few more shots.
19:10 Mixed vodka and homemade strawberry/blueberry/raspberry juice.
-Out of vodka.
-From now on I have to start drinking my homebrewed wine and a bottle of Special DF homebrew. (Mixed in a few parboiled mushrooms (Yep, I go mushroom picking) in after fermenting and let stay for a month. Somewhat mushy and bitter)
19:20 I suppose I'm readyu to start now.
-Won't be fixing my typos
16th Moonstone
.Moonstone? The heck?
-The wagon is fighting? Tha fuck? We don't jave a wagopn anymore.
18th Moonstone
-Famirialized myself with the fort.
-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.
-Chose to continue teh pillared achitechture in hte crafting hall
-Continued byuuildng the walls around the fort.
3rd Opal
-A fisherdorf was on the wrong side ot hee river. Ordered a floor to be buyild so he ca ncome back.
25th Opal
-Wernt to take a dump. Nothing happened. Muist be a boring embark. Darn,
-The gisnt sparrows are coming! the giatn sparrows are coming!
1st Obsidian
-A waxworker mooedd.
-Dorfed Scruffy. Alsmost dorfed a she-dwarf but she was romatically involved with Wrex so had to changef. What do you mean scruffy lieks reindeers and monsters of hte night? Why do all my successsion fort dwarves alway like either goats or reindeers? what am I`? Lappishj or welsh? (No offence ment9
5th Obsidian
-Buzzards! Half a dozen of buzards circling aboe the fort!
-Wall almost finished. Working on the othside.
-Moody dwarf wanst bones. Butered ad drake.,
26th Obsidian
-Staretd building a bigger dirnign room and kithedn/still.
20th Granite
Going deeper!
-Found the first caverns. Seems like someone set the wrold gen to high cavern density
It's a maze
-5.Bobnova gave birht!
-Faxworker didn'ät accept the bones even though there were plenty. Went berkerk. (So it begins.,.)
-Ruhn got his arse kicked bu the berserk faxworjer. A fisherdwarf saved the day.
7th Slade
-Bones! Bones for armor!
-The new crafting and dining halls are nready ready. Made scome chanvces to the stockpiles.
19th Slade
-Dead faxworker's body is stinking up the place. Miansma everywhere. Darn peasant.
-Migrants? 29 Migrants? Never! Close the gatse! None got in! Go somwhere else hoboes!
7th Felsite
-Scruffy demands a Fun fun dining room! Dig, minions, dig!
-Can you quess yhe trick?
-One oif the migrants was a miner so they got their own hole in the ground. Not getting in our cozzy luttke hellhiole but they are free tobuild their own.
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15th felshite
-Hunter got kileld by a peachfaces lovebird. idiot.,
18th Felsite
-Smelly elves! Lettomng them in woul,.d ntem letting in the migrants so screw them!
28yth Felsite
-Aww., crud. The migrants got in. Blast em!
10th Hematyite
-Started digging a tunnel bethwen the two fortesses (incase they get neededn=
3th Malachite
-Fprth runing smoothly. Too smoothly. boring embark! (perhapsm I jus t am too good when drunk. I am too used to playing dg runm,.
-Digging deeper.
-FOuihd seceond caverns.
20th Malachite
-went to pee without pausing. Nothing had happened
-Misko went moodyu- I say we throw him out of hte fort! no room for moody fwarfs in 'ere.!
21th Malachite
-Misko fancies himself a mason, eh? Took a mansonks' formshoipåä-
-3rd cavenr, ehj? Just how shallow is thig embark?
25th malachite
-10 more smelly mighrants? #Go to hell, you hoboe modgets!
26yh malachite.
-Misko finished his artifact. It was a statyse of a dwarf getting kicked from his noble position. pladed it in the particular dwarf's bedfroom
28th malachite
-Coudömnt- that dwarf was our outpost liason.
-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!
-Molten rock everywhere! praise the miners! Time bo byuuld forgets!
18th galena
Gremlin! Drive it away! It is o nthje same level as the death lever!!!!
-begun constructuing the outside fortificatiosnms,
26th Galena
-.Our symbol is a weretortoise and civ's symbol a forggot veast? seriously?
-Warm rocks. miners are getting closer. we will get forgtes soon.
1st Limestone
-Magma and adamantine! miners be praised! only lost (all) 5 of our miners. 2 died in the initial magma leak,. two down a lever just ot mine the rock next to the leak and died.
-idiots
-Started buldingm our forgs a level too earlyu. no room and not symmetrival.
-YAY! Fire clay crafsss!
8th Limesst one
-Argh! Scrugffgy was one of the idiot miners! curses
20th Limestone
-redorefes a random dorf as scruffy
-Misko is Clover's lovber and xantandorf is Ruhn's lover? Interexting...
-decided to let the starvign dorfs isndise that i had sealed outside mohtsn ago.
26th Limestone
-A fdwarf was wfouind dead in the fortifications near the enterence. A mushroom tree had grown while he was pulling hte lever and he got stuck in there.
14th Sandsonte
.13 more migrants. Scrow them! Close the gates! release the kraken! Kill the migrants!
-They can steay in the migrant fotr.
-Many of my proper dorfs were left on the wrkngs side if the migrant fort fgaget. They arestuck wit hteh smelly migrants.
20th Sandstone
.Xantalndorf is stuck. He is hunteing for vertmin for food. IO', mpt sure if the builders are guing to finish teh floor in time for him,
25th Sandstone
-Xantaldorf starved
6th Timver
16th Timbrt
-Difging for candy! CANY!Y!
-Clowns. Screw them,
-Dorf caravan. They acan stay out. The mountainhalls heep sending us crappyh outcastrs and migrants. If they donät want them, send them sowhere else, mnot here. Screw them! Bot opening hte gatse for them.
21th Timber
-Our first kobo.d thief. How cute. Cute little 'bo.lds keep coming. I demeand more kobolds.#!
3rd Moostoje
-Someone fot posseessed. Rook a craftmans's forkwohsop
15th Moonstone
.Screwered uåp the militias. Recreated thjem. Wrex, yuou are with scruffy. the rest are just dwarn peasants. You get hte hornos.
16th Oal
-Lost another miner while mining candy. Darn hot, motlen stone that keeps pouring in.
-I donät know how, but somehow one of our huntesrsa goit in the third ccaversn and started laughtingin cruddles. darn idiot.
21th opal
-another baerkrs moody crarfter. kil thim.!
.-Miners wound more candy! Prause the miners!
-the hinter ins sleepein . started rescyusing him,
25th Ipal
-Mangm,a lak. How did this happen? dead miners again ! that makes 7 miners during my tryuns,
20th obsidian
-caern vritters trying to fly in. build frrates and blocked their bath. Darn Critters!
Woah, the whoe mangma se a is toggling betwwen 6/7 and 7/7. Hypnitco. Hypnotic
-The migtantrs keep gionvign birht. darn fertile migrants.
25th obsidian
-A smelly liitle gremlin! Drive it out, you ,liuttle dorfliubgs! A grenukubg us a lije a undrunken little dorflibng. Horrifying idea.
-You have discoverred a downdwards passgeef. A what?
-dwarf fortt refuses to accepth space keyu, wgat teg hwcj? I must have truffered something.
-The migrant fort yeard is nearing complketion.
3rd Gramite
-Aww, Just started minging the candy. Crud. You continyue,s,sd
-We are producing bronze! Yesh!'
can i have a dwarf? if so, then can the name be a default one and the proffesion read "The Sober Brewer"?
with the jobs of brewing and cooking. and possibly milling...
dorfed
Bah, lost a bottle of vodka and 7,5dl of 15-18% wine. If I just had had a month longer....
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