Fuck coke. Open docking door, droping pressure and dooming us all.
You open door, pressure falls and oxygen masks drop.
ATTACK HIJACKERS WITH MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE MOVES.
You wrestle 2 hijackers into submission! Three others Put you in chokehold!
JOIN HIJACKER FORCES. PULL OUT LIT CHERRY BOMB.
MAKE THAT UNLIT.
LIT BAD.
You light cherry bomb! You light it and stare at its fuse!
INCITE RIOT AMONG FELLOW PASSENGERS REGARDING PRICE OF AIRLINE FOOD.
Riot over bad peanuts
You rally the passengers! They mob the flight attendents, ignoring the hijackers
opens the chest and uses it as a makeshift shield, spilling the contents around himself!
You open the cutlery contianig chest and jump in! Owww your eye!
Politely get up from my chair and request the hijackers consider a form of diplomacy, when they move closer to investigate apply my fist to their face.
"War is a valid form of diplomacy."
Hijackers see you coming, and apply their face to your fist! They beat you to it!
Be Billy Mays
Fus Ro Dah hijackers out of plane with PITCHING VOICE
You transform into Billy Mays! Fus Ro Dah summons thunderstorm!
APPLY SLEUTH DIPLOMACY TO HIJACKERS.
You pull out gun! You shoot Billy Mays! Now who will shamwow us?!!
TURN PHONE ON. CALL CHINESE FOOD RESTAURANT AND PLACE ORDER FOR DELIVERY.
You call City Wok. Order egg rolls, sounds delicious! Ask them to deliver it to Austrailia!
JOIN HIJACKRS. FLY PLANE TO AUSTRIA.
You befriend hijacker! They let you clean their toilets and eat chinese food!
Jump through a window and pew pew everything that is hijacky!
ACTIVATE OTTO, GET ROBERT HAYS TO THE COCKPIT. ASK HIGHJACKERS IF THEY'RE SERIOUS
Robert Hays gets to cockpit! He gets and intercom and get pewed pewed!
Facepunch all hijackers with a single punch.
Wait in line. Faces already getting punched. Enjoy Billy-Mays Fos Ro Dah
SLAP A HIJACKER
ON THE BUTT
You slap a hijacker on the butt! He mumbles in foreign language but stares at you ackwardly!
Start doing the six flags grandpa dance
You do grandpa dance! No space!
Make bad puns until the hijackers die from them.
SAY:
"HEY WHY DON'T YOU HIJACK YOURSELVES"
TO HIJACKERS
You make bad puns! Bad puns give hijacker diarrhea!
DISMANTLE AIRPLANE FOR SCIENCE!
This!
hi help the SCIENCE! PEOPLE
Because all of us are helping to dismantle the airplane!
Assist (give +1 roll bonus) to the above.
Oh, yeah, HIDE PARTS OF AIRPLANE I'M HELPING DISMANTLE FOR LATER USE.
You dismantle airplane. All that’s left is skybox and passenger cabin! The plane is falling! You stash engine and wheels in pocket for latter consumption!
HIJACK THE HIJACKERS.
You jump on backs of hijackers! They shoot captive mob audience!
SPAWN BRUCE LEE AND DO THE GOOD OLD BUTT KICKING
You spawn Bruce Leee! Bruce Lee is unaligned and eats bad Peanuts! Joins Mob!
brainfreez is trying to do a dozen things at once!
Brainfreez is a Sponge! Sponges can regrow! Brainfreez spawn more Brainfreez!
USE CUTEBOLD CHARISMA TO SEDUCE HIJACKERS.
You seduce Hijackers! They Agree To stop hijacking if you marry them and foster babez!
USE CUTEBOLD MEAT BISCUITS AND FEED THEM TO HIJACKERS
Save cutebolds from being made into biscuits!
Dammit son, make up your mind!
THROW CUTEBOLDS AT THE HIJACKERS
You throw cutebolds at hijackers! They perform coitis!
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>DO THE DINOSAUR
You dance like 90s sitcom dinosaurs! Its a hit!
Throw Brainfreez at hyjackers
You throw brainfreez at hijackers! They interrupt coitis to kill you!
I change my action to summon RTD to write the next turn.
Hell no! Armok needs him!
FEED HIJACKERS BRAINFREEZTM AND WATCH AS THE HIJACKERS HIJACK THEMSELVES .
I help stuff BRAINFREEZ TM in the hijackers and help them smoke some rainbows. Steal some BRAINFREEZTM for my self as well.
You and hijackers eat brainfreez! One brainfreez left! The sky is falling and the plane is too! Is the clouds purple?
MUM CALLED, SHE'S SCARED. GO TO LIVE WITH RELATIVES IN LOS ANGELES.
Mum was hijacked by hijackers! She’s on plane! We’re all falling into ocean!
I change my action (again) to casting curaga on pisskop.
You cast curaga! pisskop may yet walk again!
BE PILOT. DO LOOP-DE-LOOPS.
IT WILL BE VERY FUN.
FOR ME.
You pilot falling plane! Passangers and Hijackers fall out
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