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[pisskop]

Soooo, Who wants another completed round?  Or should we let this die?...  maybe.  Ill whip up a quick completion and see what happens?

[Donuts]

Create a remake? This is fun.

[pisskop]

I thought there were more responses.... only 1 page worth...

[pisskop]

Am I missing something?

1 Mob
1 Neutral Bruce Lee
In Detroit
1 wheel engine Bomb
1 nuke
2 backacks full of cutlery
1 jiggleypuff
1 chest of cutlery

[pisskop]

6-10=win
1-5=not win

Disassemble plane for science!
Once finished, politely ask Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the plane back together again.
If asking nicely fails, threaten with bomb until he does.

[3]You attempt to dismantle the plane again, but fail without help!  Chuck Norris arrives to see your shame[5], and agrees to finish by next turn!  Watch and learn!

Disassemble plane for science!
Once finished, politely ask Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the plane back together again.
If asking nicely fails, threaten with bomb until he does.

Change action to:
Use magic blue mage powers to learn Chuck Norris Kick!

[4]Chuck Norris fails to teaches you how to dismantle an airplane!  He beard punches you for trying to get away!

PULL OUT SMALL CHEAP DOLLAR STORE FAN. USE FAN TO PROPEL ME SLOWLY TOWARDS AUSTRALIA TO COLLECT CHINESE FOOD.

[5]You pull out the cheap POS fan you bought at the terminal!  Unfortunately you gots no batteries!

Everyone thinks I was dead. SUMMON EPIC CRAZY CABBY! AND MAKE HIM ALSAN'S COPILOT!

[2]WTF is CRAZY CRABBY?

Use hidden inherent ninja skills to headshot a hijacker with knife!

[10]With ninja stealthiness you pull out a balanced knife in each hand.  You toss the dual weilded knifes at two separate hijackers, braining them! 

Press the rocket ship button located in the bathroom. Our airplane shall explore s p a c e.

[6] Running into the bathroom, you find the s p a c e button and push it!  Why was it next to the flush button?

PERFORM PERFECT SWAN DIVE INTO OCEAN. DISCOVER ATLANTIS.

[7]With the plane hurtling toward space you cannonball out of it. [5]You discover Atlantis, which Exxon covered in oil!

WAKE UP AND CONSUME JIGGLYPUFF

[6]You shake yourself awake!  Jigglypuff  pounds you for 21damage!

Use shotgun to shoot things.

[4]You pull out the shotgun you snuck past the TSA!  One shot and the kickback sends you flying into the air!

Find parachute, and dual SMG's. Maybe also a pack of Cuban cigars

[6] You search the cockpit for a parachute!  After Donning it you search the co-pilot!  He’s got smokers choice brand cigarettes! EWWWWWWW

Apparently, my last action was missed. Anyway:

Teleport to the ground, and watch the show with a bukkit of popcorn.

[9]   You teleport away!  You dick you forgot me!  Grab popcorns, beerz and enjoy the show!

Use safety dance to ascend beyond this mortal plane (see what I did there?) and become Ian McKellen. Use Gandalf powers to blind Aslan, causing him to fall off, then use Magneto powers to make the plane into a gigantic flying battlefield for us to fight it out with the hijackers.

[10]you safety dance your way into Middle Earth.  By Battle Dancing Gandalf and stealing his staff you ascend!  You Use magneto powers to blind Aslan!  Pissed he tries to bite you!  You dodge and counterattack, kicking him in the lower body!  Aslan flies away in an allegoric arc!

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Become medic, sing massive attack's "teardrop" while fixing own spine. (House MD's theme song)

[4]You sing house MDs song!  This summons House!  Like the dick he is he decides to pop vicidins and diagnose you!  Man, he takes an hour to do this EVERY damn time!

BECOME RAAAAMBOOOOOO. HAVE FIGHT WITH EVERYBODY.

[10]  You become 70 and senile!  Everybody is trying to kill you!  You start Ramboing the closest people to you!  Please stop!

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1 Mob
1 Neutral Bruce Lee
1 Chuck Norris
In Stratosphere
1 wheel engine Bomb
1 nuke
2 backacks full of cutlery
1 jiggleypuff
1 Chinese Food in Austrailia
1 oily Atlantis
[edit]1 House, MD[/edit]

[Donuts]

Get dual SMG's now! Shoot random hijacker stuff. Crash plane into the Eiffel Towah! Also, get gasmask for extra coolness!

[Doomblade187]

JUMP OUT OF OCEAN BACK INTO PLANE, CARRYING ATLANTIS WITH ME.

[peglegpengeuin]

Now that I pressed the s p a c e button, I shall hold down the ctrl and alt buttons, and press delete! Mwuah ha ha ha.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Win game!
Turn airplane into spaceship with bomb and other bits!

[Spinal_Taper]

BE BADASS AND THINGS. MAKE A PLAN THAT CONJOINS PERFECTLY WITH MY SIDEKICK, DONUTS.

[Dirg]

OH GOD, NO BATTERIES. IT'S LIKE EVERY FAILED CHRISTMAS EVER ALL OVER AGAIN. SOB TO SELF WHILE TRYING TO USE MY BREATH TO PROPEL MY WAY TO AUSTRALIA INSTEAD.

[Xantalos]

BUILD ANOTHER PLANE WITH MAGNETO POWERS. FLY AWAY. "SEE YA, SUCKERS!"

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

Detonate a cleverly disguised bomb that I planted in my toe ending this terrible charade.