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[mastahcheese]

I dreamed that I robbed pewdiepie's house.

It was weird.

[hops]

I could not remember much of my dream, but I was called in to remove some anomalous creatures in an office building. Once I got to the place they perspective turned into a video game where I am controlling some flying thing that can shoot continuous laser at the demonic, serpentine things that roam the area which seems to be underwater or in most hyperdimensional ocean shit. The things aren't really serpent-like, but it's hard to desribe them since they're... well... anomalous. They shoot electrified fogs at me which I can counter with a well-aimed secondary shot whoch shoot out a petrifying fog that annihilate the electroclouds and temporarily calcify the creatures. As I delved further in the demon ocean I found a humanoid thing with half its body sunken into the conrete floor of the building, yet I knew that the thing was actually enormous, due to dimensional shenanigans. It tries to smash my exorship but I dodged it and kept burning it with laser until it died.

Once the thing was destroyed, I felt my body again and I was thrown to the floor, I collected up the exorcism machine (which looks like an advanced gaming console without a screen) and went down. He told me that people are freaking out because a human's lower body half fell through the floor. I told him it was the demon and left, humming some tune.

[Alev]

So I was following Obi-Wan and carrying a bow, we were hunting some guy, then we hopped across a stream, then I shot said guy in the throat with the bow, he collapsed, I went over to where some old guys were having lunch, he gave me a bunch of arrows that had missed that he collected, I thanked him, Obi-Wan and I went in a house and ate brownies.

[Hanslanda]

I keep having nightmares. Most of them are generic, but one specific nightmare is actually not a 'dream' in the conventional sense.

It's a memory. And it's worse than anything my subconscious can cook up right now. Pretty much my deepest fear is that the person I like will re-enact this memory, because I would lose my fucking mind. Literally. I think I'm only just on this side of sane on any given day. I have some weirdness going on with my memory and perception of time lately. And I have some pretty severe intrusive thoughts that I have trouble just ignoring.

The memory? The nightmare? It's about a phone call. That's it. A phone call. It was probably the worst moment of my life. I'll just leave it at that.

[Kolnukbyne]

Just the night before last I had a dream wherein I had a cute girlfriend and I went about places with her dressed as her sister named Rocket. At one point we went camping in a flat dry desert-y area but there was an earthquake which split the earth causing great spouts of water to erupt and flood the area. Two dragons came out and helped us recover our stuff from the water.

I dreamed that I robbed pewdiepie's house.

It was weird.

No way... I once had a dream that I was leading a raiding party to rob Darksydephil's house, but I got lost and ended up in some kind of medieval themepark parallel dimension and escaped out of DSP's TV but he was gone when I got out and so was my raiding party.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

So I, for some reason, lived in Eureka from the show of the same name.  Went into play a generic game of Mario on the N64, and for some reason it was a first person shooter.  Then went and played CTR: Crash Team Racing, and found that there were several characters unlocked that shouldn't exist in the game, one being Dragonball Z's Cell, and three female characters with clothing that appeared to have the purpose of looking like the PS3, Xbox 360, and Wii.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

My little brother told me a dream he had, he was a teenage girl and had to pee on his left knee to save the world. He forgot to remove his underwear, and accidentally peed on his right knee, then the world blew up.

[Tawa]

I HAD A DREAM.

A LUCID ONE.

SPONTANEOUSLY.

Long story short:

I was in the art room at my school, and I made a doodle. My teacher thought that it had been the image I had intended to turn in, but because I had to redo the picture then I lost half my points. There was also a box advertising the Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. Anyway, I left the room, mentioned something about psions to a classmate, and went down a staircase. For some reason, every time I took a step, it was like I had made a small hop on the moon. I suddenly realized, "Wait a fuggin' second, I can't do this! I'm dreaming!" In my incredulous surprise, I went down the hallway and continued moonjumping. A crazy looking kid went past me, and suddenly a teacher on a balcony above me noticed me. I didn't really care, but I decided that I'd pull a pistol or a sword or something out of my pocket. I realized that it'd be weird if I suddenly felt a zweihander appear in my pocket as I pulled it out, so I decided I'd shut my eyes and pull it out, then open it and admire my new sword.

Then I accidentally opened my real eyes.

[Eric Blank]

I had a dream... It involved chopping down trees to clear a space for a lawn and garden, acquiring firewood and such. And punching coyotes, because apparently the yard had a coyote problem.

Then it turned into a dream about arguing with my family while eating crappy ice cream out of a frozen dinner tray. No other food products for present in the tray. The chocolate syrup was perfectly normal, but the caramel was dried out or something. had the consistency of dried peanut butter with too much salt. The ice cream was bland and the arguments didn't make any goddamn sense, which infuriated me and made me argue more.

[TamerVirus]

Recent dream involving running a violent coup of an oil rig, which was the last bastion of mankind. The most memorable moment involved strangling UN chairman and leader of the oil rig Ban Ki Moon with my belt, dragging him to the top and throwing him into to water and to his death.

Many WTFs in the morning were had.

[Itnetlolor]

I'm kinda disturbed that I haven't been dreaming lately. I usually dream, and I'm lacking in some. I wonder what's up with that? Been a week so far, and no dreams; and I'm usually aware enough to notice whether I had one or not.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I'm kinda disturbed that I haven't been dreaming lately. I usually dream, and I'm lacking in some. I wonder what's up with that? Been a week so far, and no dreams; and I'm usually aware enough to notice whether I had one or not.

Must be linking up with realities that you can't have an active part in.

[Person]

Remembered a short one today.

I was going to have my hair cut I guess, but I was only wearing pajama bottoms. That's what I fell asleep in I guess. While I was in the haircut place, I decided to go to the restroom. But once I went inside, I realized something important. I wasn't wearing a shirt or shoes, so I couldn't be served. And then I woke up.

I almost kinda feel like I might have noticed I was dreaming because the situation was too weird. Like it didn't obey the rules of reality like it should have? If it was near lucid, great I guess since I've been trying to work on that.

Sooo, what is my brain trying to tell me? Pay more attention to the rules of society or something like that?

[Parsely]

I had a dream that I clipped my fingernail too close, then decided it wasn't clipped close enough and clipped it closer. And I did it with most of my other fingers before I woke up. I looked at my hands and realized it was time to clip my nails.

[RekkaAtsuma]

I had a dream that I clipped my fingernail too close, then decided it wasn't clipped close enough and clipped it closer. And I did it with most of my other fingers before I woke up. I looked at my hands and realized it was time to clip my nails.

I've had similar dreams, from using the restroom to eating, even a really weird dream about getting five text messages, which ironically, arrived the moment I woke up
The rr/eating ones usually wake me up with a need to use the rr, or a painful hunger.

i think it's your body's way of saying you need to do something and should instead of sleep. But I'm no dream expert so, whadda I dunno?