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Xantalos

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2012, 05:23:10 pm »

See? If this keeps up Imma have to summon Clippy to keep Tack from ascending to a higher state of being.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2012, 05:14:50 am »

Well your character knows that Rusthell is a.. rusting hell on the westcoast, its a port city buildt from scrap salvaged from wrecks found on the coast, and in the ruins of an old pre-war city, the actual name is unknown but it is agreed that it used to be Los Angeles, California. They loathe and fear mutants. Theres rumors of secret mutant cults down in the sewers. Oh, and he works as a store clerk at Rustmart and lives in room #379 in the appartment complex at 4th Griffington Avenue.

The police, the robots, all disappear in a puff of dreamy smoke. You were just dreaming! Your fell asleep on your way to Rusthell! You are at the side of the road. An old rusty robot passes by, its rusty old joints creaking from rust, and the faint bubbling of its boiling coolant fluid.

It smells of burnt electronics and oil. You are hung over, slightly hungry. And you still have green skin.

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2012, 05:29:40 am »

Find the nearest gutter and have yourself a nice, relaxing coma. Hopefully the acid rains will wash that green crap out of your skin by the time you wake up tomorrow morning.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2012, 06:02:46 am »

Sneak around, and try to devour some humans who can't fight back.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2012, 06:39:06 pm »

Sneak around, and try to devour some humans who can't fight back.

+1,Though we should probably look for the elderly,to weak to fight back.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2012, 06:40:43 pm »

Find the nearest gutter and have yourself a nice, relaxing coma. Hopefully the acid rains will wash that green crap out of your skin by the time you wake up tomorrow morning.
+1 After all, we still hold out hope to be human! We're not murderous...yet.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2012, 07:48:26 pm »

Find the nearest gutter and have yourself a nice, relaxing coma. Hopefully the acid rains will wash that green crap out of your skin by the time you wake up tomorrow morning.
+1 After all, we still hold out hope to be human! We're not murderous...yet.
I am being a hapless peon agreeing with what I assume is the best choice.


Oh, and if you find, like, a groundhog or rabbit or something, eat that. It cant fight back AND you aren't murdering.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2012, 10:04:10 am »

Find the nearest gutter and have yourself a nice, relaxing coma. Hopefully the acid rains will wash that green crap out of your skin by the time you wake up tomorrow morning.
+1 After all, we still hold out hope to be human! We're not murderous...yet.
I am being a hapless peon agreeing with what I assume is the best choice.


Oh, and if you find, like, a groundhog or rabbit or something, eat that. It cant fight back AND you aren't murdering.

This, only, skin the small animal first and wear its skin as a hat.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2012, 11:31:16 am »

Find the nearest gutter and have yourself a nice, relaxing coma. Hopefully the acid rains will wash that green crap out of your skin by the time you wake up tomorrow morning.
+1 After all, we still hold out hope to be human! We're not murderous...yet.
I am being a hapless peon agreeing with what I assume is the best choice.


Oh, and if you find, like, a groundhog or rabbit or something, eat that. It cant fight back AND you aren't murdering.

This, only, skin the small animal first and wear its skin as a hat.

So you stagger around just outside Rusthell, where all the not-quite-rejected-but-still-hated mutant hobo's are. You find a nice turned over concrete half-tube to sleep in, but theres something inside.

A giant mutant rat, with 9 tails and 8 red glowing eyes.

I would have made him follow your order but i kind of want you to think over:

A) Fight the mutant rat, to the death!

or

B) Run away like a coward, and find something less stylish to live in.

or

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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2012, 11:49:50 am »

C) adopt the rat as your loyal companion .
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2012, 02:27:28 pm »

C) adopt the rat as your loyal companion .
d.) BE adopted by the rat as a loyal owner.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2012, 06:50:28 pm »

C) adopt the rat as your loyal companion .
d.) BE adopted by the rat as a loyal owner.
e.) Both. Because fuck logic.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2012, 06:51:59 pm »

A) Fuck him up. Mutants can regenerate.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2012, 07:39:19 pm »

A: It's a rat and you've been sleeping in the same shit he's sleeping in. If he can't learn to share, he'll have to find a new home.

Also, take the tails after killing it and tie them into a necklace, then wear it.
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Re: You mutated!
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2012, 07:59:23 pm »

So...three want to befriend it and two want to kill it. No one wants to be a coward. Neat.
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