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[Tellemurius]

i'd rather be enslaved than exterminated. if a technological superior alien showed up, i know where i'd pledge my allegiance

Askot's first for the experiments

[The Scout]

I certainly wouldn't let me them take me without a fight, no idea what they would do to me. D:

I assure you, their goal would be simply to serve man

...I detect sarcasm. They probably wouldn't do anything exceptionally good. Unless they try to offer their finest choice of food/goods. :3

i'd rather be enslaved than exterminated. if a technological superior alien showed up, i know where i'd pledge my allegiance

Only question for me, would you betray others for that privilege?

[Graknorke]

I expect first contact would be like a really loud, socially awkward friend calling to you from across the room. They'd be orbiting on of the gas giants for radiation reasons and send out a hugely powerful radio signal querying the existence of sentience in the solar system. It would break all of our sensitive and powerful communication tools, and we'd be left there unable to reply.

Yup.

[kaijyuu]

I certainly wouldn't let me them take me without a fight, no idea what they would do to me. D:

I assure you, their goal would be simply to serve man

...I detect sarcasm. They probably wouldn't do anything exceptionally good. Unless they try to offer their finest choice of food/goods. :3

There's more than 1 definition for the word "serve."

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ToServeMan

[The Scout]

I certainly wouldn't let me them take me without a fight, no idea what they would do to me. D:

I assure you, their goal would be simply to serve man

...I detect sarcasm. They probably wouldn't do anything exceptionally good. Unless they try to offer their finest choice of food/goods. :3

There's more than 1 definition for the word "serve."

Nom nom?

[kaijyuu]

Bingo~

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i'd rather be enslaved than exterminated. if a technological superior alien showed up, i know where i'd pledge my allegiance

Only question for me, would you betray others for that privilege?

of course!

unless they're really intending to wipe us out, if they're as technological advanced as it is predictable, any resistance would be effectively futile and naive. if we surrender long enough to be assimilated we may be able to absorb enough technology to, if we're still willing to by then, be better equipped to fight them
besides, they're benign enough to dominate us instead of outright wiping us out, they'll probably do a better job of running this place than us

[Tellemurius]

i'd rather be enslaved than exterminated. if a technological superior alien showed up, i know where i'd pledge my allegiance

Only question for me, would you betray others for that privilege?

of course!

unless they're really intending to wipe us out, if they're as technological advanced as it is predictable, any resistance would be effectively futile and naive. if we surrender long enough to be assimilated we may be able to absorb enough technology to, if we're still willing to by then, be better equipped to fight them
besides, they're benign enough to dominate us instead of outright wiping us out, they'll probably do a better job of running this place than us

This is of course if they are the nice overlords and not the raping and pillaging kind

[Scelly9]

PTW

[kaijyuu]

If they understand our psychology, then manipulation would be far easier than force to enslave us with.

[Scelly9]

If they understand our psychology, then manipulation would be far easier than force to enslave us with.

Especially if they had rays that could provoke certain thoughts or emotions long-distance.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i'd rather be enslaved than exterminated. if a technological superior alien showed up, i know where i'd pledge my allegiance

Only question for me, would you betray others for that privilege?

of course!

unless they're really intending to wipe us out, if they're as technological advanced as it is predictable, any resistance would be effectively futile and naive. if we surrender long enough to be assimilated we may be able to absorb enough technology to, if we're still willing to by then, be better equipped to fight them
besides, they're benign enough to dominate us instead of outright wiping us out, they'll probably do a better job of running this place than us

This is of course if they are the nice overlords and not the raping and pillaging kind

what is there on earth to pillage for a civilization with ftl travel? i doubt the xenosexual freaks of said civilization would be numerous enough to convince their leaders to invade a planet so they could have their way with our sexy selves

[Graknorke]

i'd rather be enslaved than exterminated. if a technological superior alien showed up, i know where i'd pledge my allegiance

Only question for me, would you betray others for that privilege?

of course!

unless they're really intending to wipe us out, if they're as technological advanced as it is predictable, any resistance would be effectively futile and naive. if we surrender long enough to be assimilated we may be able to absorb enough technology to, if we're still willing to by then, be better equipped to fight them
besides, they're benign enough to dominate us instead of outright wiping us out, they'll probably do a better job of running this place than us

This is of course if they are the nice overlords and not the raping and pillaging kind

what is there on earth to pillage for a civilization with ftl travel? i doubt the xenosexual freaks of said civilization would be numerous enough to convince their leaders to invade a planet so they could have their way with our sexy selves

Japan and 4chan.

That's a pretty large number of people.

[kaijyuu]

If they understand our psychology, then manipulation would be far easier than force to enslave us with.

Especially if they had rays that could provoke certain thoughts or emotions long-distance.

I'm just a bastion of pop culture references in this thread.

[darkrider2]

If they understand our psychology, then manipulation would be far easier than force to enslave us with.

It would probably be really hard to understand.