RESPAWN AS MILK. EVIL MILK.
(5) YOU ARE EVIL MILK NOW! PRAISE NURGLE!
SHOOT...
HARDER!
(6) YOU SHOOT SO HARD YOU FRACTURE INFERIOR PLANET'S CRUST! MANY DAEMON'S DEAD!
GAS MASK ON. HIDE UNDER BROKEN RIHINO WITH LONGLAS. SHOOT AT RANDOM ENEMIES.
(3) YOUR GASMASK IS ON BUT THE RIHINO IS NOT QUITE BROKEN!
(2) YOU SPEND TURN SHOOTING AT RABID, WOUNDED RIHINO!
SHOOT... HARDER!
SCREAM THE EMPEROR'S NAME WHILST DOING SO
(4) YOUR SCREAMING EFFECTS YOUR SHOOTING! IS HORRIBLE!
TAP INTO LATENT DAEMON MAGIC AND SUMMON MORE DAEMONS. PREFERABLY OF GRANDFATHER NERGAL!
(1) OOCHANGAMABOOGIEWOOGIE! SOMEHOW YOUR ATTEMPT TO USE THE POWER OF THE WARP FAILS! SHOUTING FOR SERGAL ONLY CONFUSES MATTERS!
GUARDSMEN! HALT NERVE GAS BARRAGE! FIRE HELLGUNS AT GRIMMJOW INSTEAD, THE TRAITOROUS BASTARD!
(4) YOUR LAS FIRE LEAVES SCORCH MARKS ON THE CLEARLY INSANE CHAOS SPACE MARINE! WHEN IS ARTILLERY GOING TO HIT ANYWAY!?
SHOOT AT ALL HERETICS AND DAMEONS. ORDER MY METAL BAWKES SQUAD TO DO THE SAME.
(6) YOUR BOLT PISTOL IS SUDDENLY FULLY AUTOMATIC! YOU CALL YOUR SQUAD AND REALISE THAT IT IS SCOUT TITANS! GIANT FEET EVERYWHERE!
CACKLE GLEEFULLY!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
PROTECT GRIMMJOW WITH CHAINAXE WHILE HE SUMMONS MURDER BUDDIES FROM THE BEYOND!!!
(3) YOU JUMP INTO MIDST OF GUARDSMEN VETERANS! BEGIN SHOUTING COMPETITION!
BECOME ANOTHER MARRINE.... EAT A CULTIST, THEN FIRE HIM AT THE OTHER CULTISTS
(5) YOU SUCCESSFULLY BECOME DATING MARINE! YOU CONSUME COWARDLY CULTIST AND PROJECTILE VOMIT HIM AT INCOMING CULTIST REINFORCEMENTS!
STOP DROOLING.
SHOOT MORE WITH BUBBLY WRATH.
ADD CHOCOLATE IN THERE.
AND UNICORNS.
(6) YOU SHOOT FURTHER BUBBLY GLORY! THEN ADD CHOCOLATE AND UNICORNS! BUBBLES ARE ACTUAL BUBBLES, CHOCOLATE IS MELTY AND UNICORNS ARE CONFUSED! YOU ARE DISCORD! SIXTH GOD OF CHAOS!
Love the pyro reference.
(2) YOU FAIL TO LOVE PYRO REFERENCE! NOW COVERED IN BUBBLES!
FIRE MORE DRAMATICALLY!
(2) PICK UP NEARBY HEAD! "ALAS POOR YORKE! I KNEW HIM FROLLUS!"
EAT SOMEONES FACE
(4) YOU CHEW ON HERETIC'S CHEEK! BETCHER JUICE HURTS!
TRY TO JOIN THE reasonable marines again
(1) YOU STRAP LEDS AND FLARES TO YOUR ARMOUR IN AN ATTEMPT TO ATTRACT REASONABLE MARINE ASSISSTANCE!
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Hijack the ship subtly, and immediately move to the aid of the other players!"Orbital Bombardment" counts as aid...Right?
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(2) SHIP BEGINS DESCENT INTO ATMOSPHERE! CREW AGREES THIS IS 'SUPER SUBTLE'!
>BE LOCAL PDF SOLDIER
LOUDLY INFORM EVERYONE THAT THIS IS NOT, IN FACT, WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR
(2) YOU ARE CIVILIAN WITH AN AUTOGUN! INFORM OTHERS OF THE GLORY OF SERVICE!
Ignore PDF soldier anyway.
(1) YOU SIT DOWN TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY! IS BRILLIANT PUBLIC SPEAKER!
WALK OUT OF LABYRINTH
PUNCH GODS IN SNOUT TO ACHIEVE ASCENSION
IF GODS HAVE NO SNOUTS, GIVE THEM SOME BEFOREHAND!
(5) YOU STROLL OUT AND PUNCH TZEENTCH IN ONE OF HIS MANY SNOUTS!
(6) HOLY EMPRAH! YOU ARE KALDOR DRAIGO! SEVENTH GOD OF CHAOS! GOD OF MARY SUES!
PUNCH LORD SLOWPOKE IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY
(1) YOU TRY TO PUNCH SLOWPOKE DRAIGO IN SNOUT! HE HAS NO SNOUT! DELIVER HEAD MASSAGE INSTEAD!
BECOME COMMANDER BOREALE!
(5) YOU ARE COMMANDER BOREALE, OF THE BLOOD MAGPIES!
Where is CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!? He needs to be over here so we can be successful!
(3) SCP-073 APPEARS AND BEGINS TO BE POLITE AND COOPERATIVE! LORD DRAIGO IS PLEASED!
Praise the God Emperor, then ask the lead-brotha to bring back Casual Friday after the crusade.
(6) EMPRAH ANSWERS YOUR PRAYERS! ERRYDAY IS BOTH CASUAL AND FRIDAY! BEUROCRATS DEEPLY CONFUSED!
Walk in wearing a Tupac shirt. Ask if this was the right way to the concert.
(5) THIS IS INDEED THE RIGHT WAY! YOU LOOK BEYOND THE DAEMON HORDE AND SEE HOLO-TUPAC ON A STAGE, SURROUNDED BY SLAANESHI CULTISTS!
Burn the heretic who worships "Tupac".
(6) PURGING INFERNO! YOU BURN HIM SO THOROUGHLY THAT IT ANGERS TUPAC, EIGHTH GOD OF CHAOS! GHOST-TUPAC APPEARS ON STAGE NEXT TO HOLO-TUPAC! ONE CULTIST CRIES A SINGLE TEAR (OF TRAITOROUS JOY)!
Welcome the heretic who worships Tupac, in addition to the chainsaw action from before
(4) YOU BRIEFLY STOP SHOUTING AT GUARDSMEN TO SHOUT SOMBRE GREETINGS AT TUPAC WORSHIPPER'S ASHES!
(2) YOUR FAIL TO HIT ANY GUARDSMEN IN YOUR GRIEF STRICKEN RAGE!
(3) THE ADMINISTRATUM FINALLY DELIVER THE ORDERS FOR NUCLEAR BOMBARDMENT! NAVAL CAPTAIN CONSIDERS IT!
(3) TITANS ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON SOME GUARDSMEN! THEY ARE NPCS! ALL IS WELL!
(1) THE PRESENCE OF THREE GODS OF CHAOS CAUSES THE WARP PORTAL TO EXPAND! LORD OF CHANGE EMERGES! DRAWS THE OTHER GODS' GAZE! OH SHIT!
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