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Author Topic: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!  (Read 32958 times)

Crazy Cow

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2012, 12:37:43 am »
Quote from: Aklyon on August 21, 2012, 12:34:43 am
Consider upgrading to a stronger weapon at some point.

ONLY THE HERETIC IS UNSATISFIED WITH WHAT THE EMPEROR HAS PROVIDED!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2012, 12:38:58 am »
(It was not much a thought, thus it wasn't in caps. Too busy firing bolter.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2012, 12:46:33 am »
Quote from: Splint on August 21, 2012, 12:18:09 am
Nerve gas barrage on cultists.
GUARDSMEN VETS! KEEP BEING EFFICIENT! NERVE GAS BARRAGE ON FORCES OF CHAOS!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2012, 01:11:03 am »
Quote from: Corai on August 21, 2012, 12:08:13 am
BECOME INSANE MARINE. KILL COMRADES FOR LULZ, THEN EAT THEIR INTESTINES.
(2) YOU BASH ULTRAVALICAN IN THE BACK OF THE HELMET! HE IS FINE BUT SQUAD NOW REALISES THAT YOU ARE CLEARLY SLAANESHI CHAOS MARINE!
MANY BOLTER SHELLS IN TORSO NOW!
DEAD!

Quote from: Putnam on August 21, 2012, 12:09:55 am
SHOOT FURIES
(4) YOU SHOOT AT FURIES! PITY BOLTER IS NOT FULLY AUTOMATIC LIKE IN HERETICAL 'VIDYA GAEM' DAWN OF WAR! SOME DIE!

Quote from: Crazy Cow on August 21, 2012, 12:10:55 am
USE MY EMPEROR-BLESSED HEAVY WEAPON OF CHOICE TO SHOOT HERESY
I CAN'T MISS
(2) YOU OPEN FIRE WITH YOUR MORTAR! SPACE MARINES ARE NOT VERY GOOD WITH MORTARS! SHELLS INCOMING!

Quote from: mcclay on August 21, 2012, 12:15:03 am
USE POWER OF IMANGTION TO MAKE METAL BAWKES INTO A GIANT DEATH METAL BAWKES.
(2) YOU BEGIN TO LOUDLY SING DEATH METAL FROM BEFORE YOU WERE AN INITIATE! MANY DAEMONS HEAR! DAEMONS OF TZEENTCH! THEY THINK YOU ARE SERVANT OF SLAANESH! DAEMONS INCOMING!

Quote from: Splint on August 21, 2012, 12:18:09 am
Call for artillary support from Imperial guard.

Nerve gas barrage on cultists.
(2) YOU ARE SO CONFUSED YOU FALL OVER! "THERE WAS A HORDE OF CULTISTS HERE! IT'S GONE NOW!"

Quote from: GraveHaunter92 on August 21, 2012, 12:21:48 am
REV UP THOSE CHAINSAWS, CAUSE I SURE AM HUNGRY FOR SOME DELICIOUS BLOOD!!!
(6) YOU PULL A CHAINAXE FROM BENEATH YOUR ROBE AND BISECT THE INQUISITOR BEFORE HE CAN FIRE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Quote from: Grimmjow6th on August 21, 2012, 12:31:43 am
COTINUE FIRING BOLTER AT EMPRAHS DOGS
(2+2) YOU KEEP FIRING! FOOL LOYALISTS ARE SURPRISED TO SEE A TRUE WARRIOR OF CHAOS!

Quote from: Aklyon on August 21, 2012, 12:34:43 am
FIRE BOLTER TOWARDS THE ENEMY! (THE ENEMY BEING THE DAEMONS!)

Consider upgrading to a stronger weapon at some point.
(5) THE BOLTER MAKES LOUD SOUNDS! THE DAEMONS FALL DOWN! YOU APPLY FOR SPECIAL WEAPONS POSITION!

Quote from: crazysheep on August 21, 2012, 12:46:33 am
GUARDSMEN VETS! KEEP BEING EFFICIENT! NERVE GAS BARRAGE ON FORCES OF CHAOS!
(4) YOU CALL A BARRAGE ON ENEMY THAT EXISTS! DAEMONS ARE IMMUNE TO NERVE GAS THOUGH!

(5) MORTAR SHELLS FALL INTO DAEMON HORDE!
(5v5) DAEMONS CLASH WITH MARINES! THEIR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE!

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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2012, 01:13:05 am »
RESPAWN AS MILK. EVIL MILK.
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Putnam

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2012, 01:16:53 am »
SHOOT...

HARDER!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2012, 01:21:30 am »
GAS MASK ON. HIDE UNDER BROKEN RIHINO WITH LONGLAS. SHOOT AT RANDOM ENEMIES.
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Crazy Cow

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2012, 01:24:52 am »
Quote from: Putnam on August 21, 2012, 01:16:53 am
SHOOT...

HARDER!

SCREAM THE EMPEROR'S NAME WHILST DOING SO
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Grimmjow6th

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2012, 01:27:24 am »
TAP INTO LATENT DAEMON MAGIC AND SUMMON MORE DAEMONS. PREFERABLY OF GRANDFATHER NERGAL!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2012, 01:46:27 am »
GUARDSMEN! HALT NERVE GAS BARRAGE! FIRE HELLGUNS AT GRIMMJOW INSTEAD, THE TRAITOROUS BASTARD!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2012, 02:13:30 am »
SHOOT AT ALL HERETICS AND DAMEONS. ORDER MY METAL BAWKES SQUAD TO DO THE SAME.
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2012, 02:22:51 am »
(Awesome!  I love it when 6's don't backfire)
CACKLE GLEEFULLY!!!  BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
PROTECT GRIMMJOW WITH CHAINAXE WHILE HE SUMMONS MURDER BUDDIES FROM THE BEYOND!!!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2012, 07:39:24 am »
BECOME ANOTHER MARRINE....


EAT A CULTIST,  THEN FIRE HIM AT THE OTHER CULTISTS
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Quote from: Splint on June 02, 2012, 11:57:47 pm
I mean for the love of god! There's hair trying to kill a dog!
Quote from: darklord92 on July 09, 2012, 02:32:08 pm
back to professional martinis with bukitodinos!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2012, 09:33:58 am »
STOP DROOLING.

SHOOT MORE WITH BUBBLY WRATH.

ADD CHOCOLATE IN THERE.

AND UNICORNS.
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Splint

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2012, 09:47:53 am »
Love the pyro reference.
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