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Author Topic: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!  (Read 33238 times)

GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2012, 10:49:31 pm »

Walk up to Inquisitor dressed as a Jehovah's Witness.
"Hello good sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, KHORNE?!!  BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!"
AXE INQUISITOR IF HE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE!
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Splint

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2012, 10:51:28 pm »

Nah, the Inquisitor would like to axe the Khornate Witness. With an axe.

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2012, 10:53:38 pm »

Be Dreadnought with multimelta.
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2012, 10:59:04 pm »

FIRE TO THE NORTH!

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2012, 11:42:46 pm »

Become an Automated AI that randomly boosts a certain player's action by +2 or -2. Random player each round, of course.
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2012, 11:55:14 pm »

BE PARANOID MARINE
PURGE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
DO NOT BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO I PURGE
HERESY IS EVERYWHERE

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2012, 12:05:17 am »

Argue that the rogue Psyker stunned too many guys for one turn.
(6) YOUR LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE! THE WARP INTERVENES AND SWALLOWS THE PSYKER!
(5) HOLE STAYS OPEN! DAEMONS! HORRORS EVERYWHERE!

ACCEPT INSANITY. BECOME MASOCHISTIC UNTIL PRETTINESS GOES AWAY.
(5) INSANITY ACCEPTED! YOUR BROTHERS ARE HAPPY TO SEE YOUR HUNCHED OVER, PINK FORM COME LURCHING OUT OF THE CRATER!

GUARDSMEN VETERANS! FIRE HELLGUNS AT ROGUE PSYKER! FOR THE EMPRAH
(6) YOUR SQUAD OPENS FIRE ON THE HOLE WHERE THE PSYKER USED TO BE! MANY DAEMONS FALL! KHORNE TAKES NOTICE!
(4) SOME BLOODLETTERS ARRIVE AND ATTACK EVERYTHING WITHIN THEIR REACH!

...SHOOT ENEMY?

YES.

WITH BUBBLES.
(5) YOU BATHE THE DAEMON HORDE IN THE EMPEROR'S BUBBLY GLORY! GLORY IS ACTUALLY FIRE!

PUT ON JEANS...EAT JEANS AND PUT ON PANTS...EAT PANTS AND GET REPLACEMENT ARMOR

THEN FIRE UP THE NUKES
(6) YOU EAT PLANETARY SUPPLY OF JEANS AND PANTS! TOO BLOATED TO MOVE! CERAMITE AND DENIM IS MIXING IN YOUR GENETICALLY SUPERIOR GUT!
(1) "FIRE NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON MY POSITION BATTLE BROTHA!" OH SHIT!

BE PLAGUE MARINE (STILL A SPESH MEHREEN), SHOOT AT LOYALIST SCUM
(2) YOU BECOME REGULAR CHAOS MARINE WHO IS PLAGUED BY DOUBT! DOUBT USES HEADACHE! IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

EAT GRIMM'S BULLETS...THEN SPIT THEM OUT AT ENEMY
(1) GRIMM FIRES HIS BOLTER! YOU EAT IT! SACRIFICE LIFE TO PROTECT SQUAD!
DEAD!

Become part of the reasonable marines, a group skilled in camoflauge, guerilla warfare, orbital bombardment, and other reasonable skills that increase survival and success chances. Also we're okay with trading with the Tau
(2) YOU ARRIVE IN BRIGHT-PURPLE GHILLIE-POWER ARMOUR! PURPLE IS THE MOST HONOURABLE COLOUR FOR SNEAKING!

SHOOT METAL BAWKESES GUN!
(4) YOU STICK YOUR BOLT PISTOL OUT OF THE LID AND FIRE! HIT ONE OF THE DAEMONS! THERE ARE STILL MANY MORE!

Walk up to Inquisitor dressed as a Jehovah's Witness.
"Hello good sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, KHORNE?!!  BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!"
AXE INQUISITOR IF HE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE!
(3) YOU ASK INQUISITOR BY ACCIDENT! HE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AND DRAWS A PLASMA PISTOL!

Be Dreadnought with multimelta.
(1) YOU ARE A SPACE MARINE CORPSE KEPT ALIVE IN A METAL BAWKS! YOU WILL PURGE CHAOS WITH YOUR MIGHTY LIGHTER!

FIRE TO THE NORTH!
(4) SHELLS CRASH INTO FURIES THAT ARE NOW POURING THROUGH HOLE! KILL SOME!

Become an Automated AI that randomly boosts a certain player's action by +2 or -2. Random player each round, of course.
(6) YOU AI NOW! YOU ARE INSIDE THE SYSTEMS OF THE BATTLE BARGE, THE EMPEROR'S DEATH SHIP!

BE PARANOID MARINE
PURGE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
DO NOT BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHO I PURGE
HERESY IS EVERYWHERE
(5) HERESY IS INDEED EVERYWHERE! DAEMONS ON GROUND! DAEMONS IN AIR! DAEMONS UNDERFOOT! CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! EMPRAH!

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« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 12:11:38 am by NobodyPro »
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2012, 12:08:13 am »

BECOME INSANE MARINE. KILL COMRADES FOR LULZ, THEN EAT THEIR INTESTINES.
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Putnam

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2012, 12:09:55 am »

SHOOT FURIES

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2012, 12:10:55 am »

USE MY EMPEROR-BLESSED HEAVY WEAPON OF CHOICE TO SHOOT HERESY
I CAN'T MISS
« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 12:23:43 am by Crazy Cow »
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2012, 12:15:03 am »

USE POWER OF IMANGTION TO MAKE METAL BAWKES INTO A GIANT DEATH METAL BAWKES.
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Splint

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2012, 12:18:09 am »

Call for artillary support from Imperial guard.

Nerve gas barrage on cultists.

GraveHaunter92

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2012, 12:21:48 am »

REV UP THOSE CHAINSAWS, CAUSE I SURE AM HUNGRY FOR SOME DELICIOUS BLOOD!!!
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Grimmjow6th

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2012, 12:31:43 am »

COTINUE FIRING BOLTER AT EMPRAHS DOGS
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN!
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2012, 12:34:43 am »

FIRE BOLTER TOWARDS THE ENEMY! (THE ENEMY BEING THE DAEMONS!)

Consider upgrading to a stronger weapon at some point.
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