Alright, Vix, Space Cat, and SilverLock are all dorfed up.
Welcome back to Dinjoralo's Magical Rainbow Catastrophe, I will be your conductor today. Please keep your arms, heads, and sanity inside the madness at all times.
I remember sending a squad up to where the trader is to make sure he doesn't die. Good thing he got attacked at the front entrance.
Megaman3321, calm down already. Geez, I need you to fight off undead body parts. Or did I send you up to help the trader? I can't remember.
One of the caravan guards managed to kill the raven corpse before the trader died. Now he's saying that he's winded, I told him to walk it off.
Notice that the bridge is now covered in vomit.
Oh, no. Okay, let's hope they can be held off long enough for the bridge lever to be pulled.
Actually, never mind, the caravan guard did enough to make them run away like little baby cowards. Right into The Shit, so they will probably lose their minds.
Crap, Megaman has just gone berserk. The other soldiers took him down, but now Deathsword is throwing a tantrum. Even worse, they killed Megaman where his corpse can annoy us.
Ooh, nice. It almost makes me forget about all the crazy crap going on right now.
The corpse parts refuse to cooperate in our efforts to dump them. Soldiers are being moved in to assist once more, and the bridge outside is going to be lifted.
Okay, why are there dwarves outside the fortress? Why is there another raven corpse killing the trader?
Why is nobody pulling the damn lever to the bridge?Alright, somebody finally pulled the lever. There are three dwarves outside getting mutilated by ravens. I don't care about any of them. Only one I should care about is Dorfitron, and I have more important things on my plate.
Oh no, a snatcher ran off with a child. Good, take her away, She'll be better off with you. Your camp is probably safer than here. Anywhere is safer than here.
I think that all threats in the project area have been dealt with. Continue digging, it's winter now and I want to see The Shit fall before I must step down.