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[anailater]

Run headfirst into one of the pillars to see if it will set off any sort of trap.

NOOOOOOOOOOO
Try to grab this guy

[greymountain_Sage]

Run headfirst into one of the pillars to see if it will set off any sort of trap.

NOOOOOOOOOOO
Try to grab this guy

I am willing to bet that in trying to grab him to prevent him touching a pillar, you end up touching a pillar.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Run headfirst into one of the pillars to see if it will set off any sort of trap.

NOOOOOOOOOOO
Try to grab this guy

Using party link, hope this guy succeeds!

[flame99]

Using party link, hope Kadvega succeeds, and then fire magic missile at the farthest pillar I can, and not the one Cairn is charging at.

[zacen299]

Or you know you could run away right? Cairn dying means nothing to him. Actually he's trying to spite the gods so well this is part of his plan. Now granted I personally did want to cause havok it's been to safe for far too long.

[USEC_OFFICER]

WOOOO, ARCHITECTURE!
Admire architecture.

[10] Goddamn, that is some damn fine architecture. Almost makes you think that you're not in some terrible death trap, doesn't it?

Thank GM for repeating the description.

Enter the real entrance. Carefully.

Why, you're very welcome.

Anyways you go through the real entrance an-

...

You do know that you can use your party ESP to instantly figure out the layout of the place, and thus teleport walk to wherever you want to go, right? Just checking...

before others go and set off any traps I take one of the golem wheels and rolls it down the pillar hall

[6 + 5] The golem was not on wheels, but on rollers. Rollers which physically can't fit into the crawlspace that leads to the pillar hall because they're far too long (and a bit too heavy). It's rather annoying, really, but you'll just have to leave them where they are.

Razdak attempts to thoroughly explore the empty 20x20 room.

[11] You thoroughly explore the empty 20x20 room to discover that it is, actually, an empty 20x20 room.

I head across the room, avoiding the pillars and seeking the glowing object.
If it looks valuable, I check it for traps and then pocket it quickly.

Avoiding the pillars, you seek out the glowing object, like a moth drawn to a flame. The fact that you haven't encountered moths in this dungeon should probably tell you something.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cinders, ashes, charred bones and skulls, and the crisped and blackened remains of gear, clothing, arms, and armor are strewn about a huge, glowing orange gem.

Whatever fried all of these adventurers must have happened a while ago, because you can't really smell any burning. So whoever keeps this place clean must be doing an amazing job if these charred remains are still intact after all of these years. You start to reach for the gem (which certainly looks valuable), but something tells you to stop before you touch it. Probably the GM.

Follow Wall II CAREFULLY and make sure he doesn't pocket anything valuable that could help the party.

If something attacks, bust a sexy move and then CHARGE!!!!!

You follow closely behind Wall II as he stumbles upon the gruesome and terrible remains. However he doesn't pocket anything, valuable or not, and nothing evil attacks the pair of you. Still, you bust a sexy move, because why not? Enjoy your looks while you've still got them (which is a very long time for a Valkyrie).

Appear in the pillar room, tell the others not to touch the pillars, examine the eyes of the faces on the pillars, do not touch.

[3] The faces on the pillars are too far away for you to examine them properly. Either because your sight is bad, or (much more likely) the torches aren't giving off enough light from down here. Oddly enough nobody seems to be able to cast levitation, though some creative uses of Feather Fall could work. Also, did you know that you can apparently float on the Ethereal plane? Neither did I until I looked it up.

Run headfirst into one of the pillars to see if it will set off any sort of trap.

Best idea? Best idea. Having sorted out this tough ethical and moral problem in his head, Cairn begins racing towards the nearest pillar at full-tilt, barrelling past Nikolai.

Try to grab this guy

However Kadvega Montalka clearly doesn't think that it's the best idea, and tries to stop Cairn as he comes thundering past.

[18] vs. [17] Somehow, I have no clue how, Montalka manages to tackle Cairn and stop him from running head-first into a pillar, though only by a foot or two. If Cairn's arms weren't pinned underneath his body, he could easily reach out and touch it. Let's hope it stays that way for now, eh?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The gem/remains are on the opposite wall in the room. About 110 feet away. Torchlight doesn't really reveal anything else of interest, so not much point in updating the map.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires, 1 Healing Potion


Name: Claw
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Mutated Bear Hands, Puns

Items: None


Name: Sea-Wolf
Player: rabidgam3r
Gender: Male
Class: Pirate (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Cutlass with Ivory Handle
Armour: Flint and Tinder, "Stonesmashers the Deadly Coil", Fancy clothes, Over-Sized Tricorn.

Items: Bottle of Booze, Parrot Named Beaky.


Name: Kira
Player: kahn1234
Gender: Female
Class: Valkyrie (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Steel Hand-and-a-Half Sword, Steel Round Shield
Armour: Steel Plated Battle Lingerie

Items: Lamp, Lamp oil, Flint and tinder, Rope, Rations and water for 1 week.


Name: Kenthokk
Player: GreatWyrmGold
Gender: Male
Class: Barbarian (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Greataxe, Composite Longbow (20 arrows)

Items: Rope, Grappling Hook, Pick, Climbing Kit



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Not any more!), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP


Name: Karnii
Player: flameboy99
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Staff
Armour: Robe

Spells: Fireball, Detect Magic, Magic Missile, Push

Items: Poison Potion, Fire Potion

Spoiler: Potion Coffer (click to show/hide)

9 Healing Potions

Sorry for taking too long. University/work/general laziness etc.

[greymountain_Sage]

Hmmm... interesting.
Well, I suppose that touching the glowing death gem is a bad idea....
...
...
I touch the glowing death gem.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

I watch the fool touch the gem and stop anyone who attempts to stop him then if he lives congratulate him. Oh and if I have the ability I also get the one guy off of the guy that was trying to run headlong into the pillars and help him up to see what he does, these people sure are funny in their actions but who am I to stop them from exploring the dungeon further.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I wonder if pee is a conductor of magic? Better not try it.

[Vorthon]

You skipped my action. :I

[USEC_OFFICER]

Check the pillar-hall for traps.

[13] You find no traps, though given Montalka's attitude you don't check the pillars. Being a squishy mage Shaman, getting tackled isn't that great for your spine...

[Vorthon]

Investigate the pillars, without touching them.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Fondle the sexiest looking pillar.

[Kadzar]

Razdak joins the others, then attempts to thoroughly explore the pillar room.

[flame99]

Suddenly remember that I took detect magic, and cast it on a pillar.