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Author Topic: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!  (Read 371583 times)

zacen299

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1440 on: November 01, 2012, 07:47:03 am »

Okay amazingly I didn't die. RUN AWAY!!! Find somebody who will heal me.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

greymountain_Sage

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1441 on: November 01, 2012, 11:07:13 am »

I've still got full HP, so I'm gonna hit the zombie in the pit with my hammer. I aim for the head.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1442 on: November 01, 2012, 11:54:48 am »

Well, that went far better than expected. Attempt to scramble out of the pit, away from both zombies.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1443 on: November 01, 2012, 11:58:58 am »

You guys do realize that one of the zombies is already out of the pit, right?
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1444 on: November 01, 2012, 12:06:02 pm »

((Um oops))
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Ethereal walk away!
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1445 on: November 01, 2012, 12:23:04 pm »

You guys do realize that one of the zombies is already out of the pit, right?


Yes. I intended for my post to mean, 'Get up out of the pit on the other side from the clone zombie.'
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1446 on: November 01, 2012, 02:33:18 pm »

Woo! Go spirits, go spirits, go spirits!

Cast Bane, and try to give the zombie that climbed out of the pit a penalty to its attack rolls.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1447 on: November 01, 2012, 02:51:20 pm »

after getting past all the traps we're going to die to a zombie in a pit... I hate wild magic.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1448 on: November 01, 2012, 02:55:51 pm »

Hey, just be glad it wasn't result #10000.

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1449 on: November 01, 2012, 02:57:34 pm »

This is tropical compared to Siberia!
Leap into the pit and introduce Sasha to one of the zombie's skulls on the trip down.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1450 on: November 02, 2012, 10:08:48 pm »

I don't remember this encounter.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1451 on: November 02, 2012, 10:10:08 pm »

Hey, just be glad it wasn't result #10000.

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Well, that's a TPK if I ever heard one.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1452 on: November 02, 2012, 10:30:44 pm »

That is THE TPK and where IS everyone? I feel so alone.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1453 on: November 02, 2012, 10:42:45 pm »

That is THE TPK and where IS everyone? I feel so alone.
I think we're all just waiting to find out what happens next. Pretty much everyone's decided on their move for next round.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Quadruple Trouble
« Reply #1454 on: November 02, 2012, 10:44:29 pm »

Yessss, don't worry. We are here, waiting, watching...
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