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[Hanslanda]

Unless you're ten feet tall, no. I sincerely doubt it.

[zacen299]

well then I'm totally out of ideas... hmmmmmmm Poke around the pit with the pole to check for traps while being ready to jump back at any time.

[Kadzar]

Razdak covers his mouth with his paw with a look of shock in his eyes, then raises both paws in the air and slinks down.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Malaken shall attempt to convince the spirits to help him search the vats! With Diplomacy!

((Oh god I hope I don't roll a one on this))

[6] After several minutes of diplomacy, you convince the spirits to search the last vat. Grumbling, they obey. After a couple of seconds one of them tells you that they found the other half of the key in the pot.

Take some of the grungy water and pour it into third container, see what it does.

Nothing happens when you pour a bit of the grungy water into the third vat.

If none of that works, strip down to my underwear, repeat the cloth on arm trick, and try to make it quicker this time.

Seeing as nobody is volunteering to make like Link and smash the pot, you sigh and strip down to your underwear, so that you can stick your robe-covered arm into the third vat.

Say... Do you even have underwear?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not that it really matters anymore. As you reach your hand into the vat, the water reaches up to grab you! You barely have time to utter a scream before you are violently pulled into the pot.

One of Malaken's ancestor's pipes up, "I thought you guys knew about the gelatinous cube."

"Well, that was close. DON'T do that again please."

Seach again, avoiding the spikes if possible.

[12 + 5] You find nothing.

well then I'm totally out of ideas... hmmmmmmm Poke around the pit with the pole to check for traps while being ready to jump back at any time.

You jump down into the pit, ready to search for traps.

[11 + 5] You find nothing.

Drink a healing potion. Climb out of the pit on the far side from where I entered it.

After chugging a healing potion you feel a little bit better. 1 healing

Guess what happens as you stroll down the last ten feet of the spiked pit?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's right, more spikes pop up!

[REFLEX: 6 + 5] This time Hans manages to dodge before getting skewered.

[REFLEX: 8 + 5] Cairn manages to dodge the upcoming spikes as well.

[REFLEX: 19] Tank, in a rare display of physical agility, manages to avoid the trap. Or maybe he just stumbled out of the way at the right time. I don't know.

[REFLEX: 11 + 5] Presumably the swearing coming from Kazard means that he managed to dodge the spike trap again.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Bottle of Brandy, Torch, Smokesticks, Jade Coffer (Holding eight healing potions), Map


Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 2/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility


Name: MaxClone2
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Human

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Two-Handed Sword
Armour: Heavy Armour

Items: You can't take healing potions with you!



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (26 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion


Name: Cairn
Player: zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Ranger (Rouge)
Race: Human

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Dagger/Throwing Knives (10 Knives)
Armour: Leather Jerkin

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rouge

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade


Name: Tarmik the Magnificent
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Stage Magician

HP: 1/1

Spells: Mage hand, Magic Missile, Heal, Detect Magic, Tricks of the trade(Produces a trivial magic effect, such as summoning a rabbit from a hat.)

Items: Scroll of Levitate, Scroll of Polymorph


Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese

[Zako]

"STOP DOING THAT! Gods dammit, STOP IT!"

Get back on the stairs and wait for the others to finish crossing.

[zacen299]

Uhhhhhhh Start hitting random things hoping to set off some sort of secret passage (or trap death would be a welcome reprieve from this place) ready to avoid whatever may try and violently murder you.

[RedWarrior0]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not that it really matters anymore. As you reach your hand into the vat, the water reaches up to grab you! You barely have time to utter a scream before you are violently pulled into the pot.

One of Malaken's ancestor's pipes up, "I thought you guys knew about the gelatinous cube."

Been waiting for that, too.

[killerhellhound]

I hear of free healing then I go and drink one of the potions then I mutters to Razdak thats its alright he triggered the trap he didn't know and we are all still alive there have been worse blunders (I had seen the meny remains and people who were just standing staring off into space)

[monk12]

Heh, two very good traps.

[greymountain_Sage]

Sooooooo...
Yeah, that happened. I'm going to stand as far away from the oddly non-cube shaped cube and launch... Can I launch trained attack doves at it? Probably not. Okay, I launch magic missiles at it, trying very hard to hit the cube and not Nikita II.
I will also yell for help, hoping the adventurers braving the spike pit might come to the rescue. If not for my sake, then for the sake of the key that is clearly important if it's guarded by gelatinous cubes.

[monk12]

How much you wanna bet using the key just triggers another trap?

[greymountain_Sage]

I'd give it at least 50/50 odds.
Still, if it turns out we need it, it's better to have it.
(plus it's made of gold. We can sell it once we get out of here.)

[Hanslanda]

I'd give it at least 50/50 odds.
Still, if it turns out we need it, it's better to have it.
(plus it's made of gold. We I can sell it once we if i get out of here.)

FTFY.

Also:
Guys, don't do anything in the spike pit room! Shit, let me get out of the FRAKKING DEATH TRAP BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING! Just back up out of range of the spikes and give me a moment to get up on the other side.
That said. I throw my grappling hook at the spikes on the far end from where I entered the pit, trying to hook it on one of them.

[MaximumZero]

I'll head to the room with the vats.

[Vorthon]

Malaken retreats from the vat room in case something goes wrong with the volley of magic missiles Tarmik is about to launch.