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[Zako]

"We can do that later, it's not going anywhere. Right now, we should check this room out more closely."

[Kadzar]

I'll help search the room, then.

[kingfisher1112]

Can I join?

[Geen]

Go back to one of Kazadar's corpses, raise it as a zombie, and hand it the arm, tell it to try to attach it, and run very, very away.

[Solifuge]

I believe Kadzar is skewered at the bottom of a spike pit, and Kadzar Kadzarson is meatpulp in a sealed hallway. Good luck with that.

For now, I'll join the crew in the Statue room. Also, in case you missed it:

Spoiler: More Sprites (click to show/hide)

Dr. Malpracteece:


Kazard:


Urist:

[USEC_OFFICER]

I cast Wild magic on the severed stone arm in a fit of rage, and demand help in my endeavor to reattach it.

[WILD MAGIC: ???] Suddenly, you're encased in some sort of forcefield! It shimmers as you move your limbs, but so far it doesn't seem to do anything. But, more importantly, nothing at all happens to the arm, which was the entire point of this endeavour.

I'll examine the arm of the gargoyle, and request that one of the other mages with us try to use Detect Magic to see if there is anything special about the statue.

[8] You spot nothing new about the arm of the gargoyle.

I'm personally not going to muck about with the gargoyle. Does the room have any doors? Is there a way back to where we came from?

The answer to that question is a big fat no. The only way out of this room is through the crawlway that Kadzar was investigating. You'll have to find some other way to exit the dungeon.

Stop that idiot from casting magic on the arm. Then search for secret doors and hidden treasure.

The bad news is that Nambul has already cast Wild Magic. The good news is that nobody is dead yet.

[3 + 5] Also: More bad news. You find no secret doors or hidden treasure.

I'll help search the room, then.

[2] You find nothing new in the room.

Go back to one of Kazadar's corpses, raise it as a zombie, and hand it the arm, tell it to try to attach it, and run very, very away.

Well, unfortunately for you Kadzar II is now tasty, tasty paste, while Kadzar I is at the bottom of a spike pit. Oh, and you can't reach either of the corpses because nobody has found a way to return to the fresco corridor. Too bad.

For now, I'll join the crew in the Statue room.

Midna joins everyone in the statue room. It's starting to get kinda crowded in here.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Night

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert), Rope with Grappling Hook (50ft), Climbing Kit, Flint/Steel, Torches, Wineskin (Strong Brandy)



Name: Kadzar III (Son of Kadzar, Twin of Kadzar II)
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Chef's Knife, Saucepan Lid Shield
Armour: Iron Scale Apron, Iron Chef's Hat

Items: Saucepan, Wooden Spoon, Sauce Ingredients, Cord of Firewood, Flint and Steel, Torches


Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Pouch of chalk sticks, lockpicks, ten foot pole



Name: Generic Nameless Hooded Stranger
Player: Doomblade187
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (30 bolts)

Items: Lockpicks, Rations, Rope, Ten-Foot Pole



Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit



Name: Urist Mcderm
Player: killerhellhound
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Sacrificial Dagger/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Robe and Hat

Spells: Detect Magic, Heal, Dispel, Lightning Bolt, Fire Wall

Items: spellbook of summoning, 1 week of food and bedroll



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Nambul the Mad
Player: Vorthon
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Punching Dagger/Wand of Lightning Bolt (14 charges)
Armour: Robe and One of those crazy striped felt top hat things

Spells: Wild magic, Detect Magic, Blink, Mage Hand, Irresistible Dance

Items: spellbook of CHAOS, 1 week of food and bedroll



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger, Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil

Can I join?

Did you read the entire OP?

Also, in case you missed it:

Spoiler: More Sprites (click to show/hide)

Dr. Malpracteece:


Kazard:


Urist:

Whoops. Sorry about that. I saw them but must have forgotten to put it in. But at least we have sprites for all the (active) adventures now!

[Kadzar]

I will now lead an expedition to investigate the gold wall. Who's with me?

[Doomblade187]

I'm with you.

[Vorthon]

I shall join this glorious expedition! For the glory of CHAOS!

[Doomblade187]

AND TERRIBLE DEATHS!

[Kadzar]

Alright, troops, let's go poke some magic shit!

[Geen]

Ooh, thanks for the sprite! See if I can persuade one of my test dummies loyal companions to attempt to attach the arm. If they agree, TAKE COVER!

[USEC_OFFICER]

I will now lead an expedition to investigate the gold wall. Who's with me?

I'm with you.

I shall join this glorious expedition! For the glory of CHAOS!

AND TERRIBLE DEATHS!

Alright, troops, let's go poke some magic shit!

With a resounding cry, Kadzar, Nambul and the GNHS go through the crawlway to the golden wall.

...

Now what?

Ooh, thanks for the sprite! See if I can persuade one of my test dummies loyal companions to attempt to attach the arm. If they agree, TAKE COVER!

Your words aren't exactly persuasive, and your test dummies loyal companions don't exactly clamour to experiment with the gargoyle statue.

[Doomblade187]

: GNHS rushes through the golden wall.

[Kadzar]

"For gold and glory!" I charge after him.