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Author Topic: YOU ARE GERM  (Read 9309 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2012, 12:49:53 am »

Drag everyone else into the dream. Use Inception powers.
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Kaiserr

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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2012, 12:51:45 am »

Drag everyone else into the dream. Use Inception powers.

[5]YOU DO SO.
[1]IN YOUR DREAM,YOU DIE AND WAKE UP,ENDING THE DREAM.


CUT OFF HEAD, REGROW IT BECAUSE I AM STILL A GERM.

YOU SEE A STRANGE WORLD FOR A MOMENT,THEN PHASE OUT OF IT GASPING FOR AIR.
YOUR SURPRISE PREVENTS YOU FROM CUTTING OFF YOUR HEAD AND YOU PASS OUT,YOUR LUNGS BECOMING PARALYZED.
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« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2012, 12:53:21 am »

HMM, SEEMS THAT THIS WAR HAS BEEN LOST. GOOD DAY KAISERR. DIE AND CLAIM THE BODY OF THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2012, 12:53:54 am »

VOMIT MAYONNAISE ALL OVER THE PLACE
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« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2012, 12:54:36 am »

HMM, SEEMS THAT THIS WAR HAS BEEN LOST. GOOD DAY KAISERR. DIE AND CLAIM THE BODY OF THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND.

[3]YOU CLAIM THE BODY OF THEIR DOG.
YOU ARE DROOLING.

VOMIT MAYONNAISE ALL OVER THE PLACE

[5]YOU VOMIT MAYONNAISE...
WUT?
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« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2012, 12:56:34 am »

DAMNIT. VICIOUSLY ATTACK WOMAN.
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« Reply #66 on: August 13, 2012, 12:58:05 am »

DAMNIT. VICIOUSLY ATTACK WOMAN.

[2]YOU LICK HER HAND!
OOOH,VICIOUS!
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« Reply #67 on: August 13, 2012, 12:58:25 am »

...BITE HER HAND OFF.
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« Reply #68 on: August 13, 2012, 12:59:15 am »

TRANSFORM INTO this guy. Use mayo to gain enough power to become a GOD!
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« Reply #69 on: August 13, 2012, 01:00:11 am »

...BITE HER HAND OFF.

[6]YOU BITE HER ARM OFF.


TRANSFORM INTO this guy. Use mayo to gain enough power to become a GOD!

[4]YOU SUCCEED.
[6]YOU BECOME SUPREME GODLY RULER,ALSO KNOWN AS 42.
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« Reply #70 on: August 13, 2012, 01:00:43 am »

FINISH HER!
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« Reply #71 on: August 13, 2012, 01:02:16 am »

FINISH HER!

[5]YOU BITE HER HEAD OFF.
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Corai

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« Reply #72 on: August 13, 2012, 01:02:42 am »

USE HER CORPSE AS FOOD, TRANSFORM INTO A DOG-PERSON.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #73 on: August 13, 2012, 01:02:49 am »

Ambush Corai from the side, infect him with germ sickness. Steal food if successful.
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Xantalos

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« Reply #74 on: August 13, 2012, 01:03:09 am »

Go screw around with a bald Starfleet captain under an alias.
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