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[Corai]

APPOINT SECOND-IN-COMMAND. GAIN GM'S FAVOR BY NAMING IT KAISERR.

[Xantalos]

Get GM to roll my last action

[Kaiserr]

APPOINT SECOND-IN-COMMAND. GAIN GM'S FAVOR BY NAMING IT KAISERR.

[5]YOU SUCCEED.
YOU NAME THE S.I.C. KAISERR AND NOW HAVE A +1 TO ALL ROLLS UNTIL HE DIES.

Get GM to roll my last action

[...]WHAT?

[Corai]

RECRUIT THE PEASANTRY.

[Kaiserr]

RECRUIT THE PEASANTRY.

[5+1]YOU RECRUIT THE ROYALTY WITH YOUR CHARISMA.
+15 SOLDIERS.

[Xantalos]

Utilize cartoon physics to eat woman in one bite. Give Corai a roll to death by Bill Clinton.

This one.

[killerhellhound]

grow and cut the fingers for other germs entry

[Kaiserr]

Utilize cartoon physics to eat woman in one bite. Give Corai a roll to death by Bill Clinton.

This one.

[4]YOU EAT THE WOMAN.
[1]YOU GIVE CORAI A BREAD ROLL...
WAIT WHAT?

grow and open door for other germs

[1]YOU SHRINK AND CLOSE THE DOOR.

[Corai]

PROMISE S.I.C KAISERR LAND. KEEP TRUE TO PROMISE BY CLAIMING THE LIVING ROOM.

ALSO FEED THE ARMY WITH BREAD ROLL.

[killerhellhound]

grow and go looking for more pets

[Kaiserr]

PROMISE S.I.C KAISERR LAND. KEEP TRUE TO PROMISE BY CLAIMING THE LIVING ROOM.

ALSO FEED THE ARMY WITH BREAD ROLL.

[1]YOU ANGER THE S.I.C. KAISERR AND HE UNSHEATHES HIS KATANA.
[5v3]HE CHOPS YOU INHALF,BUT YOU STILL LIVE AND HE CLAIMS THE LIVING ROOM AND YOUR ARMY.

grow and go looking for more pets

[5]YOU BECOME 1 FOOT TALL.
[4]YOU FIND A DOG.

[Corai]

CIVIL WAR, BUT DO NOT KILL KAISERR.

[Xantalos]

Become GLADoS and put everyone in a potato. In the SUN!

[Kaiserr]

CIVIL WAR, BUT DO NOT KILL KAISERR.

[3v2]YOU DECLARE A CIVIL WAR AND ATTACK KAISERR'S ARMY.
YOU ADVANCE UP THE COUCH AND...
BAM!
[5]YOU ARE HIT IN THE NECK WITH A POISON DART BY A SNIPING KOBOLD.

Become GLADoS and put everyone in a potato. In the SUN!

[1]YOU FALL ASLEEP.

[Corai]

CUT OFF HEAD, REGROW IT BECAUSE I AM STILL A GERM.