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[GreatWyrmGold]

So...we got moved.

[TopHat]

So...we got moved.

Not again. Discussion About Move in Open Discussion.

[GreatWyrmGold]

So...we got moved.

Not again. Discussion About Move in Open Discussion.

Ayup.
So...how are those logistics coming along?

[TopHat]

So...we got moved.

Not again. Discussion About Move in Open Discussion.

Ayup.
So...how are those logistics coming along?

I have no idea.

SCIENCE NERDS! BEURACRATS! STATUS REPORT PLEASE!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, I still haven't got a lab, so I'll need that before I can do anything.

Has anyone here had odd issues with being on the no-fly list or something?

[miauw62]

I still require more brains to begin work on B.O.O.Z.E.

[TopHat]

I still require more brains to begin work on B.O.O.Z.E.

I'm sure Goomba geek wouldn't mind having his brain... "liberated"

[GoombaGeek]

I still require more brains to begin work on B.O.O.Z.E.

I'm sure Goomba geek wouldn't mind having his brain... "liberated"

Unfortunately it is already liberalated.

[misko27]

The representativ buearacrat is here. i would like to point out that the most urgent problem is giving legitamatacy to the program, preferably through fundraising. I bet if we give him a large enough portion, he wil put us back up to the upper forum.

I still require more brains to begin work on B.O.O.Z.E.

I'm sure Goomba geek wouldn't mind having his brain... "liberated"

Unfortunately it is already liberalated.

liberalated? to make liberal?

[miauw62]

Yeah, but i'm going to use brainfreez's brain as a personal butler and give him a builtin jukebox and some rad dance moves.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yeah, but i'm going to use brainfreez's brain as a personal butler and give him a builtin jukebox and some rad dance moves.

Once we figure out the mind-transfer thingy, you can copy his mind into one of the cephalopod processing units I'll make and make a whole BUNCH of brainfreez butlers, without harming the original brainfreez! How awesome would that be?

[TopHat]

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Yeah, but i'm going to use brainfreez's brain as a personal butler and give him a builtin jukebox and some rad dance moves.

Once we figure out the mind-transfer thingy, you can copy his mind into one of the cephalopod processing units I'll make and make a whole BUNCH of brainfreez butlers, without harming the original brainfreez! How awesome would that be?

They would make the best soldiers.

[GreatWyrmGold]

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Yeah, but i'm going to use brainfreez's brain as a personal butler and give him a builtin jukebox and some rad dance moves.

Once we figure out the mind-transfer thingy, you can copy his mind into one of the cephalopod processing units I'll make and make a whole BUNCH of brainfreez butlers, without harming the original brainfreez! How awesome would that be?

They would make the best soldiers.

What, genetically engineered octopi locked into metal bodies and run by one of the craziest people around?
I suggest we sell them to the enemy.

[misko27]

Sunds like something that needs to be made, when we have a lab. Right now the military is a single person. In fact, lets look over the current military budget:

-------------++MADPLANS MONTHLY REPORT : AUGUST 2012++-------------
Date: Monday 3d September
Training: 0 out of 0 recruits have passed to fight normally. That's 100%!
Size of army: 1. (me)
Weapons Development: 0 weapons have been developed.
Super weapons Development: A lot of super weapons have been developed : asteroid nukes, brainfreez, etc.
Casualties: 0 soldiers (0%)
Military actions: 1: attempted backstabbing of king DZA by brainfreez. Victor: DZA.
Medals awarded: 0.
Kills: 0 infantry, 0 armour, 0 airborne, 0 navel, 0 space.
Military expenditure: $0.
Land gained: 0km²
Land lost: 0km²
Net gain: 0km²

NOTES: we would lose a war against Sealand. More expenditure required.
-------------++END REPORT++-------------

Any advice for next report?

This is relevantto the fact that we are attempting to take over a country. Before we take over a country, investment in th emilitary sector is required. This ties back to the fact we need money to get anything done, including making money. So, The real question is, where to get this seed money? There is still kickstarter, but what other options do we have?

Get on this. I want to know what we can do to make money.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We've discussed tons of options, from violently conquering some Caribbean island to Kickstarters.