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[Spinal_Taper]

REJOIN SERVER CHOOSE ENGINEER. SET UP MINI SENTRY

[Imakuni]

HAVE HAD CRAMPS MORE PAINFUL. RUN INTO RESTAURANT AND TACKLE NIKO.

[TCM]

Call down every single piece of ordnance possible on niko.

(2) WITH ALL THE MILITARY SPENDING TO STOP NIKO, THE MILITARY NO LONGER HAS MONEY TO BUY OR USE ORDNANCE.

Use sumo wrestling prowess to break Niko. By the way, how do you get hyperlinks to actually look like words and not whatever abomination the thing I posted is? Xantalos is not codeperson.

(6) YOU JUMP FROM A BUILDING TO CRUSH NIKO WITH YOUR WEIGHT.

(5) YOU GET NO INJURIES.

(5) NEITHER DOES NIKO. YOU BOTH STAND UP AND BRUSH YOURSELVES OFF.

Escape from this disgusting body, enter NIKO BELLIC's mind and make him break down into fear.

(4) SINCE YOU ARE JUST A PERSON, YOU DO THIS BY RUNNING UP TO NIKO AND SHAKING HIS HEAD AROUND.

(6) HE RESPONDS BY SHOOTING YOU WITH 10 SHOTGUN SHELLS DIRECTLY TO THE TORSO. DED.

USE SMOOTH TALKING TO DIRECT ATTENTION OF COUNCIL AT NIKO

(6) THE COUNCIL FINDS NIKO SO IMPORTANT, THEY ALL DISCUSS WAYS TO STOP HIM. HOWEVER, THEY CAN'T AGREE ON ANY ONE PLAN, AND GET ANGRY AND START FIGHTING EACH OTHER.

REJOIN SERVER CHOOSE ENGINEER. SET UP MINI SENTRY

(3) YOU REJOIN AS SCOUT.

HAVE HAD CRAMPS MORE PAINFUL. RUN INTO RESTAURANT AND TACKLE NIKO.

(1) YOU RUN INTO A CRACK HOUSE. A CRACK ADDICT BUSTS YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A PIPE AND STEALS YOUR SHOES. DED.


THIRD STREET SAINTS USE HACKING TO CUT OFF MILITARY CONNECTIONS. (2) THEY PLAY FLASH GAMES INSTEAD.

EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG SHOOTS AT XANTALOS. (5) XANTLOS SHOT IN NECK. BLEEDS OUT. DED.


"HEY YELLOW CAR!" (1) CAB DRIVER USES MIDDLE FINGER. NIKO BELLIC SHOOTS HIM IN HEAD, TAKES CAB. NIKO BELLIC NOW DRIVING AWAY!

Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)

IN VEHICLE

Spoiler: HOMIES (click to show/hide)

EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG

Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)

LORDSLOWPOKE - MILITARY ARTILLERY GUY.
CORAI - RESPAWNED SLEEK SUITED BLONDE MAN.
BARADINE - SWAT DIRECTOR.
GREENSTARFANATIC - AWESOME MINECRAFT STEVE. LEG MISSING. BLEEDING HEAVY.
MCCLAY - PSP AGENT.
YOINK - DRAG QUEEN. BURNT WIG.
BORNO - NIKO BELLIC II. BLEEDING CHEST WOUND.
KINGFISHER - MILITARY PRECISION BOMBER.
HANSLANDA - DAVID BLAINE.
SPINALTAPER - SCOUT.

Spoiler: NPCS (click to show/hide)

THIRD STREET SAINTS
SPACE COUNCIL

Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)

OUTSIDE LIBERTY HOSPITAL

Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)

ALL CIVILLIANS IN LIBERTY HOSPITAL
RAMBO
22 SWATS
ANOTHER ENTIRE HOSPITAL
A NEIGHBORHOOD
7 PEOPLE IN RESTURAUNT

[Xantalos]

Just a precaution, are there any limits on what we can do? Any unpossibul actions? Because if not...

D.E.D: Dynamic Eagle Dragon!! Fly down and roast Niko with fire breath, then poo on him with my bird butt.

[Greenstarfanatic]

NOOOOOO MAH LEG. USE POTION TO GET AWESOME LEG BACK AND BLOW NIKO MAN AWAY WITH AWESOME EXPOLDEYS.

[Corai]

TEAM UP WITH PROTANGIST TO GIVE CHASE TO NIKO BELLIC. QUE EPIC BOSS BATTLE BETWEEN TWO RAMBO-LIKE CHARACTERS.

SEND SAINTS TO COMBAT EAST EUROPEAN GANG.

[Yoink]

FORGET NIKO FOR NOW

KILL "THIRD STREET SAINTS" AND ALL OTHER HOMEBOYS AND FANS OF RAP MUSIC

WIPE FROM FACE OF EARTH

[LordSlowpoke]

ORDER SEVERAL TANK DIVISIONS VIA AIRLIFT

TANKS ARE NOW FAST ENOUGH TO CHASE JETS

[sayaks]

Become ethereal spirit, enter NIKO BELLIC's mind and make him break down in fear.

(It shall work!)

[Imakuni]

RESPAWN AS ENTIRE YOUTH HOCKEY TEAM.

FOLLOW NIKO IN BUS.

[Spinal_Taper]

Drink bonk. Ambush Nico with sandman ball.

[TCM]

Just a precaution, are there any limits on what we can do? Any unpossibul actions? Because if not...

D.E.D: Dynamic Eagle Dragon!! Fly down and roast Niko with fire breath, then poo on him with my bird butt.

NO LIMITS

(4) YOU ARE DYNAMIC EAGLE DRAGON

(6) YOU ATTACK NIKO WITH FIRE BREATH, BUT JUST END UP LIGHTING THE CITY ON FIRE.

(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO POO AND DON'T NOTICE WHEN YOU FLY INTO A LIGHTNING. DED.

NOOOOOO MAH LEG. USE POTION TO GET AWESOME LEG BACK AND BLOW NIKO MAN AWAY WITH AWESOME EXPOLDEYS.

(3) YOU USE THE POTION AND STOP BLEEDING, BUT STILL NO LEG.

(3) YOU GET BOX OF EXPLODEYS BUT NIKO IS OUT OF RANGE!

TEAM UP WITH PROTANGIST TO GIVE CHASE TO NIKO BELLIC. QUE EPIC BOSS BATTLE BETWEEN TWO RAMBO-LIKE CHARACTERS.

SEND SAINTS TO COMBAT EAST EUROPEAN GANG.

(4) YOU AND PROTAGONIST CHASE AFTER NIKO BELLIC. YOU IN FRONT OF THE RESTUARAUNT AND SHOOT.

(5) YOU SHOOT NIKO IN HAND. "FUCK!" HE FALLS DOWN. YOU AND BOSS HI-FIVE.

(5) NIKO THROWS GRENADE WITH GOOD HAND. GRENADE EXPLODES. BOTH YOU DED.

SAINTS GO TO FIGHT EUROPEAN GANG, SUFFER MORALE LOSS DUE TO DEAD BOSS. (5-1 VS. 1) STILL KILL SOME EUROPEAN GANGSTERS. EUROPEAN GANG FLEES!

FORGET NIKO FOR NOW

KILL "THIRD STREET SAINTS" AND ALL OTHER HOMEBOYS AND FANS OF RAP MUSIC

WIPE FROM FACE OF EARTH

YOU DECIDE TO KILL THIRD STREET SAINTS GANG.

(4) YOU PULL PISTOL FROM BRA AND BEGIN SHOOTING.

(3 VS. 1) YOU KILL THREE OF THEM. THEY FIRE BACK. SHOOT-OUT COMMENCES!

HOWEVER, YOUR ANTI-RAPNESS ATTRACTS "O.G.Z." THEY DRIVE BY YOU. (6) THEY SHOOT ALL OF YOU AND THIRD STREET SAINTS. SAINTS AND YOU DED.

ORDER SEVERAL TANK DIVISIONS VIA AIRLIFT

TANKS ARE NOW FAST ENOUGH TO CHASE JETS

(3) YOU DEPLOY ONE TANK DEVISION.

(1) TANKS NOW GO AT .005 MPH.

Become ethereal spirit, enter NIKO BELLIC's mind and make him break down in fear.

(It shall work!)

(3) YOU JUMP INSIDE THE RESUTUARUNT AND YELL AT NIKO.

(1) HE SCREAMS INCESSENTALLY.

RESPAWN AS ENTIRE YOUTH HOCKEY TEAM.

FOLLOW NIKO IN BUS.

(3) YOU SPAWN AS BASKETBALL YOUTH TEAM.

(4) YOU PULL UP TO THE RESTURAUNT, WHERE A MAN INSIDE IS SCREAMING AT HIM.

Drink bonk. Ambush Nico with sandman ball.

(2) YOU DRINK SKONK.

(3) YOU ATTACK NIKO WITH RESTURAUNT. ACCIDENTALLY KILL RANDOM CIVILLIAN.


EUROPEAN GANG RECRUITS TO RESTORE ITS NUMBERS.. (3) GETS A COUPLE NEW MEMBERS.


NIKO BELLIC SCREAMS AT SAYAK AND SHOOTS HIM WITH HIS GOOD HAND. (4) MISSES, AND HITS SAYAK IN THE FACE WITH PISTOL BUTT. SAYAK ROLLS BACK, STUNNED. NIKO'S LOOKS AT HAND. IT IS ONLY FLESH WOUND.

OH YEAH EVERYONE, CITY IS ON FIRE.

Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)

ON SIDE WALK

Spoiler: HOMIES (click to show/hide)

EASTERN EUROPEAN GANG (FLEEING)

Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)

LORDSLOWPOKE - MILITARY ARTILLERY GUY.
BARADINE - SWAT DIRECTOR.
GREENSTARFANATIC - AWESOME MINECRAFT STEVE. LEG MISSING.
MCCLAY - PSP AGENT.
BORNO - NIKO BELLIC II. BLEEDING CHEST WOUND.
KINGFISHER - MILITARY PRECISION BOMBER.
SAYAKS - CRAZY HOMELESS GUY WHO THINS HE'S A MONSTER. FACE SMASHED. DAZED. (-1 to rolls next turn)
HANSLANDA - DAVID BLAINE.
SPINALTAPER - SCOUT.
IMAKUNI - YOUTH BASKETBALL TEAM.

Spoiler: NPCS (click to show/hide)

SPACE COUNCIL
O.G.Z.
INCREDIBLY SLOW TANK DIVISION

Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)

RESTURAUNT IN MIDDLE OF LIBERTY CITY WHICH IS ON FIRE.

Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)

ALL CIVILLIANS IN LIBERTY HOSPITAL
RAMBO
22 SWATS
ANOTHER ENTIRE HOSPITAL
A NEIGHBORHOOD
7 PEOPLE IN RESTURAUNT
THA' BOSS
6 EUROPEAN GANGSTERS
THIRD STREET SAINTS

[Spinal_Taper]

Utilize FoN. Jump at random, fire FoN at Nico.

[Corai]

RESPAWN. ATTACK YOINK WITH RAPPERS.

[Greenstarfanatic]

REPLACE LEG WITH PICKAXE. EQUIP EXPLODEYS TO ARROWS AND MACHINE GUN SHOOT NIKO MAN.

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